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I lit my furnace all by myself! I'm such a grown up. Ok.. I realize you guys are laughing at my dumb a[b][/b]ss.. but I've never done this before. Big accomplishment for me.
hehe, don't worry Katie, I was so pleased with myself for programming my universal remote the other day that I had to call people and tell them I did it.
for you!
Nexa
for you! Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Reminds me of the first time I made a casserole. I called my mother to tell her how easy it was. Halfway through my story I realized she'd been cooking for thirty years and knew all about casseroles.
WTF are you doin lighting a furnace in TX, so soon?
WTF are you doin lighting a furnace in TX, so soon?
TStephens wrote:
WTF are you doin lighting a furnace in TX, so soon?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Its fecking 48 degrees inside my home! I'm cold! It was upper 90's yesterday.
Ah, fifty isn't too bad, though. That's where I keep my thermostat in the winter. I would go lower, but it won't. I consider the house heated if I don't have a ring of ice in the toilet when I take my morning ****.
After these past few years working in the freezer, I don't take the heat so well, though. I have to keep it below 80 in the summer or I'll melt.
After these past few years working in the freezer, I don't take the heat so well, though. I have to keep it below 80 in the summer or I'll melt.
Iremember the first time my wife lit the pilot on the stove. She opened the top of it, lit the pilot, then ran out of the house screaming...
Ah well, wtg Katie!
Ah well, wtg Katie!
What I couldn't do while Mr.Kat was gone was lawnmowers (such a girl). One time I stood out there, pulling and pulling and pulling, and there were all of these men out there mowing themselves, and no one was a gentlemen and offerered help. The next spring I had become used to being alone and grew balls; I just knocked on my neighbors door and asked the man of the house to come over and start the damn thing for me.
Grats to you Katie.
TStephens,
Never come to the south. You will die.
Love,
AngryUndead.
Never come to the south. You will die.
Love,
AngryUndead.
Actually, I live in the South. Columbia, SC for the past 5 years or so. Other than a year I spent in Alaska, my life has been in the South. I grew up on a farm and used to throw watermelons every summer. That has to be the hottest work there is.
It's just that the last 6 years of it has involved working in a -20 freezer, long hours. My body has adapted quite well to the cold, and lost a lot of the ability I used to have to take the heat. Life's full of tradeoffs.
It's just that the last 6 years of it has involved working in a -20 freezer, long hours. My body has adapted quite well to the cold, and lost a lot of the ability I used to have to take the heat. Life's full of tradeoffs.
TS you should come visit Phoenix in August. Good times!
Well done Katie!
Now your warm enough to remove the top and show us your bewbies!
Chop Chop
Now your warm enough to remove the top and show us your bewbies!
Chop Chop
Alyette wrote:
Is that an offer?
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TS you should come visit Phoenix in August. Good times!
Is that an offer?
Well now. That wasn't very well thought out on my part was it?
Alyette wrote:
Well now. That wasn't very well thought out on my part was it?
The part I'm thinking of?
I think you'll find that part is thoroughly thought out.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Came across as right friendly. 
I think Elderon's rubbing off on me.
I think Elderon's rubbing off on me.
TStephens wrote:
I think Elderon's rubbing off on me.
+1
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I think Elderon's rubbing off on me.
Better than him rubbing on you or rubbing one off on you. IMO
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Well now. That wasn't very well thought out on my part was it?
Which part?
The part I'm thinking of?
I think you'll find that part is thoroughly thought out.
Which part?
The part I'm thinking of?
I think you'll find that part is thoroughly thought out.
My, whatever could you mean?
Alyette wrote:
This will be filed under: Imagery I did not ask to have in my head. Now, on to the subject at hand: bewbs.
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Better than him rubbing on you or rubbing one off on you. IMO
This will be filed under: Imagery I did not ask to have in my head. Now, on to the subject at hand: bewbs.
TStephens wrote:
Now, on to the subject at hand: bewbs.
I lyke bewbs.
Handfull or a facefull?
Kelvyquayo, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Handfull or a facefull?
Both.
I'm actually not a fan of mammoth mammaries. Though I do recall the one episode of The Man Show where that chick (Busty Larou?) use one of her milk jugs to smash a beer can flat. THAT was awe-inspiring.
I have no idea how to light a furnace...I would probably blow myself up :( If I were you Katie, I would totally celebrate.
I remember calling up almost my entire family (including the In-Laws) when I made my first meatloaf.
Rate ups to everyone in celebration of Katie
Edited, Thu Oct 6 18:48:41 2005 by niobia
I remember calling up almost my entire family (including the In-Laws) when I made my first meatloaf.
Rate ups to everyone in celebration of Katie
Edited, Thu Oct 6 18:48:41 2005 by niobia
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I remember calling up almost my entire family (including the In-Laws) when I made my first meatloaf.
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