CAPTAIN SHADOWRELM: "that is my mission. to make some of you atleast recognize the problem."
CAPTAIN SHADOWRELM
SUPERHERO!
SAVIOUR OF THE ENTERNATIONAL COMMMUNITY!
He's on hand with an mispelled adjective,
If ever things get sticky,
He'll help you with basic problem solving proceedure
If you find them republicans tricky.
His ability with verbs, you know,
Really knows no bounds,
And when he goes to bed at night
He only dreams in politically cliched nouns.
He likes to feel emotions,
Because they are poetic,
He likes people, pets, Disney Cruise ships, sheep and tea parties.
He's very politically nihilstic.
Ranting about things, and generalizing political stuff,
He does it all the time,
Hooray for Captain Shadowrelm,
A hero who can bring people too sleep with his use of "majic" !
Hooray!
Here is a photo-collage of Captain Shadowrelm filling out the paper work from those
Evil republican insurance adjusters on his trip through "insurance world".
Notice the "I'm mad as Hell and I'm not going to take anymore!" look he is giving the camera.
Ahh what majic.