WTF. London, November.
Meet at Picadilly Circus, Dinner at The Ivy, on to "Riot" (Madonna and Guy will probably try to take the limelight from us), then the Athenaeum for Pimms and to watch the sun rise over Horse Guard's Parade and St James's Park.
I can try to arrange Horseless Carriages for those of you without access to the boat train.
Dress Code - traditional British - Stovepipe hats, cravats and tail-coats worn over Latex body-stockings and crotchless pantaloons.
The ladies can wear whatever they like, but FYI, Burkhas and belt-worn nail-bombs are 'in' this season.
Who's in?