I will be having an impromptu gathering on October 29th in my basement, for some lighthearted fun reading of "The Kama-Sutra". During the reading the avant-garde mime troupe, "The Happy-Hands Club", will perform in sequence. Enhancing the reading by blending, romance, mystery, coital yoga and comedy into a swashbuckling pantomime of a good time.
Later a German guy called, Dieter, will perform as "Kinko das Clown" to the music of Kraftwerk. Be sure to ask him for the "Hot-Cross Bums" massage.
Please do remember to bring your own wipes, as last year we ran out, making for a rather substantial dry cleaning bill.
P.M. discreetly if interested. Also be aware that French 18th Century ballroom costumes are required for entry.