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After a rather comical break-up between my girlfriend's best friend and boyfriend, who lied about going to a stag-do in Amsterdam when he was really in San Fransisco banging some chick, and getting busted....I think the risks are too high.
Well geeze Pat, banging some chick is entirely optional. We won't force you to do anything you don't want to.
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How could I have known!
You remember that day that it was unusually sunny and you woke up happy but you didn't know why? You should have known I was in town.
Nexa