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#1 Oct 04 2005 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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*crickets*
#2 Oct 04 2005 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
F[b][/b]uck, is that what's going on at Nexa's party? Bob damn it, I'll just say I'm going to the bathroom and sneak out then. I love a good orgy. Smiley: sly
#3 Oct 04 2005 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
*crickets*


Ah, at least you can hear the crickets in Fresno. I hear nothing but the cows and Navy jets in Lemoore.
#4 Oct 04 2005 at 5:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ah, at least you can hear the crickets in Fresno. I hear nothing but the cows and Navy jets in Lemoore.


Why don't you head up here then. Smiley: sly
#5 Oct 04 2005 at 6:26 PM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Why don't you head up here then.


Because the 41, 43 and 99 all suck as highways.

At least you're not in Clovis (or are you?).
#6 Oct 05 2005 at 9:18 AM Rating: Good
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Technically, I think I am actually in Clovis.
#7 Oct 05 2005 at 12:09 PM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Technically, I think I am actually in Clovis.


Technically, I live on the airbase.
#8 Oct 05 2005 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good
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Does the water on Skyraider, still cause babies everymonth?

Nothing was more sure to cause me a headache then the whine of jet engines on a overcast day. If you live over by a farm field, it was surpising how your house would be cover by crickets, when they plowed it, but you could never hear them.

I have too many strange memories of NAS Lemoore. Like when my neigbor kill his wife and kept her body in his garage until the smell got too much so he dump in the river 2 bags with her body in them.
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#9 Oct 05 2005 at 12:23 PM Rating: Good
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I have too many strange memories of NAS Lemoore. Like when my neigbor kill his wife and kept her body in his garage until the smell got too much so he dump in the river 2 bags with her body in them.


My neighbour once wore white pants after labour day. It was horrific.
#10 Oct 05 2005 at 12:24 PM Rating: Decent
What the fu[/b]ck? I didnt understand one bob d[b]amned sentence there. Something about babies and crickets and your neighbor killing his wife and then dumping her in the river in two bags? So he chopped her up or he tied two bags around her?

Edited, Wed Oct 5 13:39:55 2005 by Katie
#11 Oct 05 2005 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
ddp Smiley: king

Edited, Wed Oct 5 13:45:19 2005 by Elderon
#12 Oct 05 2005 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
Server lag sucks enormous salty donkey balls.

Edited, Wed Oct 5 13:51:01 2005 by Elderon
#13 Oct 05 2005 at 12:27 PM Rating: Good


Did your neighbor, by chance, wear white pants once?



Was it horrific?

#14 Oct 05 2005 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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ElneClare wrote:
Does the water on Skyraider, still cause babies everymonth?

Nothing was more sure to cause me a headache then the whine of jet engines on a overcast day. If you live over by a farm field, it was surpising how your house would be cover by crickets, when they plowed it, but you could never hear them.

I have too many strange memories of NAS Lemoore. Like when my neigbor kill his wife and kept her body in his garage until the smell got too much so he dump in the river 2 bags with her body in them.


You wouldn't believe the amount of building they've done here on the base. All the "Flintstone" homes are gone and the housing is pretty nice now. More contemporary and we actually have an upstairs AND, laundry room AND a garage. Base is looking much nicer than it did when we got transferred here 8 years ago.

The nuisance noise orders have gone into effect so you don't quite hear the jet noise as much, except when a pilot wants to hot dog it.

They also do lots of pesticide spraying so the bugs aren't as bad anymore, but you still get LOTS of spiders.

And as to the sailor killing his wife and dumping her in the river, that must be different than the sailor that killed his wife, chopped up her body, put it in a chest freezer and then left for West Pac.

And nope, the water on Skyraider doesn't cause babies every month anymore, it just causes clusters of leukemia and cancer cases.
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