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#1 Oct 03 2005 at 3:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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I just got this e-mail:
My email wrote:
Dear Winner,

We happily announce to you the draw (#990) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International program held 3rd,october 2005.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:56475600545 188 with
Serialnumber 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 04-07-26-41-42-49 (bonus no 37) which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £178,226 (One Hundred And Seventy Eight Thousand Two Hundred And Twenty Six Pounds Sterlings) in cash credited to file XYL /26510460037/05 .

This is from a total cash prize of £1,782,260 (One Million Seven Hundred And Eighty Two Thousand Two Hundred And Sixty Pounds Sterlings.) shared amongst the (10) lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus.All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions,associatons and corporate bodies that are listed online.

The address they gave for the National Lottery was in London so, rather than give them my banking info as I'm sure they'd ask if I was to e-mail them, I thought maybe you could swing by and pick it up? I'd be willing to part with five pounds for the effort; seven if you can get it done this week.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#2 Oct 03 2005 at 4:01 PM Rating: Decent
So how much is that american....?
#3 Oct 03 2005 at 4:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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According to the good people at XE.com, $312,735.73
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#4 Oct 03 2005 at 4:06 PM Rating: Default
$312,701.90 USD, congratulations! That's pretty damn amazing. (Granted if it's not a joke entierly.)

~Blix

Uhhh, my conversion was from http://www.hausheidi.com/currency.htm, don't know why they're different.


Edited, Mon Oct 3 17:28:49 2005 by BlixofFenrir
#5 Oct 03 2005 at 4:08 PM Rating: Good
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$312,701.90 USD, congratulations! That's pretty damn amazing. (Granded if it's not a joke entierly.)

~Blix


BWAHAHAHAHA.

I didn't know people as stupid as you even existed.
#6 Oct 03 2005 at 4:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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You can probably walk into any bank and ask for file XYL /26510460037/05. If they look at you strangely, lean across the counter and lick the glass while leering at the bank employee - They'll definitely take good care of you.
#7 Oct 03 2005 at 4:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Hey I got that same email! Except mine started out "Dear Wiener", and it wasn't a cash prize. But I was promised a BIG suprise.
#8 Oct 03 2005 at 5:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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MentalFrog wrote:
But I was promised a BIG suprise.
Right between the pumpkins, I assume...
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#9 Oct 03 2005 at 6:59 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
I thought maybe you could swing by and pick it up? I'd be willing to part with five pounds for the effort; seven if you can get it done this week.
On the good side, I swung by and picked up the winnings.

On the down side, alas, I drank them all, but wtf.

I know you'd do the same for me
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