Anybody else watching this show? I'm ashamed to say that I've caught every episode so far, and I had no idea that this guy was so messed up.
1.Married his wife the first night he knew her, since she was a Christian and wouldn't sleep with him. Tired to kick her out the next morning and she wouldn't leave.
2.Has four black belts in karate and some serious anger management issues, although the wife says he's never gotten physical with her.
3. Does 'roids and drinks like a fish. In one episode, he empites a bottle of vodka into a bottle of cranberry juice (The big bottle)and then drinks 90% of it in one gulp. Why? His wife wouldn't skip band practice when he asked her to.
4. He yells at and cries in front of his shrink, has insights, and yet seems to go nowhere as far as behavior modification.
5. He's a raging jealous nut, who can't stand the thought of a man touching or even hinting jokingly at flirting with his wife, and yet he cheated on her, because he complains that she doesn't like sex enough.
In upcming episodes, he's supposed to find out his wife wants to leave him and slit his wrists, almost get arrested for beating up a stripper at his wife's birthday party, and God knows what else. I'm hooked!
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I have not yet been able to catch an episode but the commercials for it give me an idea of what type of guy he is. I had no idea of the life he leads.
I've seen a few episodes. I usually avoid reality shows like the plague, but can't help myself when I see him working out with a hot lesbian **** star.
Go figure.
Yeah, he's definitely got issues. The funny thing is he'll be the first to tell everyone that, then doesn't seem inclined to change. It's very weird.
Go figure.
Yeah, he's definitely got issues. The funny thing is he'll be the first to tell everyone that, then doesn't seem inclined to change. It's very weird.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I swear I just saw the episode where his wife leaves him. He keeps saying "Please...don't really leave," and then he gets angry and starts yelling and she takes off in the van.
And thats where I changed the channel. I don't watch that show very much.
And thats where I changed the channel. I don't watch that show very much.
↓His opinion is ****.↓
This is why I got hooked on the Anna Nicole show. As a despiser of all celebrities, I get some sort of sick pleasure out of watching them crash and burn.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
This is why I got hooked on the Anna Nicole show. As a despiser of all celebrities, I get some sort of sick pleasure out of watching them crash and burn.
/nod
And my girlfriend wonders why I dont like redheads...
Or Partridge kids?
What the fu[/b]ck is up with childhood stars? Get over it you asshat bastards. Just because you were deprived of some childhood does not give you the right to be a pri[b]ck and/or touch little boys on location in your fruity ranch.
Chand the Furtive wrote:
What the fu[/b]ck is up with childhood stars? Get over it you asshat bastards. Just because you were deprived of some childhood does not give you the right to be a pri[b]ck and/or touch little boys on location in your fruity ranch.
Yeah! Wait... WTF?
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1.Married his wife the first night he knew her, since she was a Christian and wouldn't sleep with him. Tired to kick her out the next morning and she wouldn't leave.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Overlord Demea wrote:
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1.Married his wife the first night he knew her, since she was a Christian and wouldn't sleep with him. Tried to kick her out the next morning and she wouldn't leave.
She joked that it was the only way she would have gotten him to marry her, and he jokes back that if she would have known any better, she wouldn't have tried so hard to marry him. They both also say it was love at first sight.
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They both also say it was love at first sight.
Yet another logical flaw.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Isn't it realistically "Love at first genital to genital connection"?
Chand the Furtive wrote:
Isn't it realistically "Love at first genital to genital connection"?
ooo... talk dirty to me....
I want to lick that clitoral area of yours while rubbing your mammary glands. I will instill such a great passion inside of you that it will help to release more proteins with potent analgesic properties inside your brain.
Yeah, baby. Mmmmhm.
Yeah, baby. Mmmmhm.
Overlord Demea wrote:
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They both also say it was love at first sight.
Yet another logical flaw.
Well if you start pointing out how much sense it lacks, it's no fun!
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