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Who all is on? Wanna go play?
I think Katie is bored since I logged off.
Someone should console her.
Someone should console her.
cant tonight. By the time I get on I'll have to log. I have work in the morning (sob).
I gotta go help a friend, he's opening a store and is painting it tonight. :(
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kastigir whatever happened to your avatar?
It was hilarious.
It was hilarious.
The Honda girl
#9REDACTED,
Posted: Oct 01 2005 at 4:53 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) You're pathetic Katie. Your entire life revolves around being a ***** on the internet and playing EQ.
And you're my little lap dog begging for attention. No **** off before mommy takes you to be neutered.
#11REDACTED,
Posted: Oct 01 2005 at 5:04 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Coming from someone with 9 crappy threads on the first page?
Anyone have a water hose I can borrow? I seem to have a weenie dog humping my leg.
I've got a shotgun.
Salt shot?
#15REDACTED,
Posted: Oct 01 2005 at 5:22 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) What's the problem? Isn't this the only sex you've got in months?
I'm sorry, apparently your definition of sex and mine differ. 2 inch ***** dont cut it. Sorry.
#19REDACTED,
Posted: Oct 01 2005 at 5:33 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I know huh? To fit snugly into your loose and festering **** would require a girth of at least 6 or 7 inches. Anything else and it would be like dropping a gherkin down a drain pipe.
Ohhhh you went with the "Katie is a *****" insults. You are sooo witty. Come on Mikkle.. I know you want my ***, but you're going to have to try harder than that.
At this point I feel obliged to point out that "girth" means circumference, so two inches would be only slightly larger than, say, a thumb. Therefore, most "average" penises (say, around 1.5 inches in diameter) would have a girth of 4-5 inches. circumference=3.14(pi)*diameter=4.71.
Word of advice, Mikkel: learn what a term means before attempting to use it in an insult.
Edited, Sat Oct 1 07:18:19 2005 by Ambrya
Word of advice, Mikkel: learn what a term means before attempting to use it in an insult.
Edited, Sat Oct 1 07:18:19 2005 by Ambrya
I'm so in love with you Ambrya!
Both of you just quit it. It's like watching a slapfight between 350 bikers dressed in all pink tight leather. You laugh when you hear about it, but you really don't want to see it happen.
implies that he does have a chance. Shame, shame, Katie.
And
just plain lacks class. Do you have nothing better to do than to pick fights with a lady, Mikkle? If not, could you at least select a method of attack that hasn't been used to death?
In short, I don't really care that much if you two choose to fued, but you need to entertain me or take it to PMs, children. Now, off to your respective corners.
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Come on Mikkle.. I know you want my ***, but you're going to have to try harder than that.
implies that he does have a chance. Shame, shame, Katie.
And
Quote:
I know huh? To fit snugly into your loose and festering **** would require a girth of at least 6 or 7 inches. Anything else and it would be like dropping a gherkin down a drain pipe.
just plain lacks class. Do you have nothing better to do than to pick fights with a lady, Mikkle? If not, could you at least select a method of attack that hasn't been used to death?
In short, I don't really care that much if you two choose to fued, but you need to entertain me or take it to PMs, children. Now, off to your respective corners.
He started it! He keeps pulling my hair and trying to give me his cooties. Make him stop! Make him stop! Ewwwwww!
The One and Only Katie wrote:
I'm so in love with you Ambrya!
As am I.
She's mine, bi[b][/b]tch! Get your own hottie mama! I aint skeered of no truck driving, weight lifting, hot rod building, biker! Step off, 'fore I has ta cutcha!
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