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#1 Sep 30 2005 at 4:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Doctor said ******** who lives in a one-bedroom apartment, should be able to take the babies home in six to eight weeks.


Wow! Can you imagine 5 infants.. all in a ONE room apartment? Ack! She's 22! She's younger than me! That poor woman is never going to get married. I mean what man in his right mind would saddle himself with a woman with 5 children. 5. Most couples now days dont even have 3, but 5. She's not going to want any more. My god.

Worst yet can you imagine having four 16 year old teen age girls as daughters all at once. Thats 4 dresses for proms, most schools have 2 proms, not including the winter formals. Five 16 year olds all in the same house. I'd put locater devices on them.


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#2 Sep 30 2005 at 4:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Psch, problem is easily fixed with a cardboard box and some railroad tracks.

Edited, Fri Sep 30 05:37:01 2005 by Chand
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#4 Sep 30 2005 at 7:28 AM Rating: Decent
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And who or what is a winter formal?


He was this guy that used to hang out back of school and dumpster dive.

Not sure why you'd dress up for him though.
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Ah, it will be simple. The lady is obviously lower class which means she will be unfit to handle the needs of five children at once. More than likely at least two or three of the kids will drop out of school to get a job or at the very least be held back a grade or two. She won't have to worry about Prom hitting all at once.

Besides, she will be too busy selling her pus[/u]sy for baby formula to care one way or another.
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#7 Sep 30 2005 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good
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Ah, it will be simple. The lady is obviously lower class which means she will be unfit to handle the needs of five children at once. More than likely at least two or three of the kids will drop out of school to get a job or at the very least be held back a grade or two. She won't have to worry about Prom hitting all at once.

Besides, she will be too busy selling her pus[/u]sy for baby formula to care one way or another.

Hm. Slippery slope?
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#8 Sep 30 2005 at 2:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Yaaayah *****.


sorry, that's how we anwer that question around here...



and don't worry, I think the Prom will be the least of their worries...
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and don't worry, I think the Prom will be the least of their worries...


You mean like having to change five diapers all at once.

That's a lot of baby ****.
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great fertilizer though if you want to get creative with **** removal
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great fertilizer though if you want to get creative with **** removal


Smiley: lol

She could potty train them to go in the rose bushes.
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#12 Sep 30 2005 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm thinking more of the lines of supporting a 5 person crack habit...


but I'm just wrong.. and apparently she at least has a job.. so that's good.. i guess..


cause everyone here is adicted to crack y'know? it's like cigarettes were in the 1920's.. sofisticated, yet.. oh so cool

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Of all the difficulties in raising 5 children simultaneously and single-handedly, you single out prom dresses? You are an odd one...


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I was just thinking of how expensive FIVE 16 year olds would be in high school, high school brought to memory my $400 dollar senior prom dress. Then I remember Junior Prom, I didnt go to it. We had a Winter Formal every year kind of like prom but all grades 9-12 could go. Then the insurance for a drivers liscence! Homecoming! Teenagers and clothes.. the $200 dollar pair of shoes.. crazy..
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I was just thinking of how expensive FIVE 16 year olds would be in high school, high school brought to memory my $400 dollar senior prom dress. Then I remember Junior Prom, I didnt go to it. We had a Winter Formal every year kind of like prom but all grades 9-12 could go. Then the insurance for a drivers liscence! Homecoming! Teenagers and clothes.. the $200 dollar pair of shoes.. crazy..


Wow. I... er... wore tshirts+shorts (even in the winter), and never once went to a school event.

I guess I was cheap to raise.
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
I was just thinking of how expensive FIVE 16 year olds would be in high school, high school brought to memory my $400 dollar senior prom dress. Then I remember Junior Prom, I didnt go to it. We had a Winter Formal every year kind of like prom but all grades 9-12 could go. Then the insurance for a drivers liscence! Homecoming! Teenagers and clothes.. the $200 dollar pair of shoes.. crazy..


Wow. I... er... wore tshirts+shorts (even in the winter), and never once went to a school event.

I guess I was cheap to raise.


Or you were a geek

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Or you were just a geek


"were" ?

Edited, Fri Sep 30 18:05:41 2005 by Danalog
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
ProofsockXXII wrote:
Or you were just a geek


"were" ?

Edited, Fri Sep 30 18:05:41 2005 by Danalog


You work in IT now, right? So, you're a "dedicated professional"
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
ProofsockXXII wrote:
Or you were just a geek


"were" ?

Edited, Fri Sep 30 18:05:41 2005 by Danalog


You work in IT now, right? So, you're a "dedicated professional"


True enough
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I was always in school events. Band/dance/flags
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I never went to a school dance. No one ever asked me but I really didn't care too much. I wasn't social until after high school.
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Funnies high school memory, I was dating this really sweet guy, he was such a dork though. It was homecoming. My mother had made me this really huge mum to wear, he had his sister make me one and it was smaller than the garter that I'd given him. Well at the home coming foot ball game, line man hotie (6'4" arms big enough that to make a garter for him I have two sew two together and even then its still tight) comes walking up with a 3rd mum for me. This one totally dwarfs the other two. My poor geeky boyfriend weighting in at maybe 110 sopping wet just sputters. Was hilarious. poor Rodney. I felt so bad for him, he was such a sweet guy. Broke his heart when I broke up with him to date the football player guy.

For you yanks who dont know what a mum is..

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I never went to a school dance. No one ever asked me but I really didn't care too much. I wasn't social until after high school.

Having seen your pictures, I find this EXTREMELY hard to believe.
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It's true. I was always a book worm and I was VERY shy. I never had any friends in school.
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
Funnies high school memory, I was dating this really sweet guy, he was such a dork though. It was homecoming. My mother had made me this really huge mum to wear, he had his sister make me one and it was smaller than the garter that I'd given him. Well at the home coming foot ball game, line man hotie (6'4" arms big enough that to make a garter for him I have two sew two together and even then its still tight) comes walking up with a 3rd mum for me. This one totally dwarfs the other two. My poor geeky boyfriend weighting in at maybe 110 sopping wet just sputters. Was hilarious. poor Rodney. I felt so bad for him, he was such a sweet guy. Broke his heart when I broke up with him to date the football player guy.

For you yanks who dont know what a mum is..

I still don't know what the hell a mum is. I'm sure it's all very charming and needlessly expensive though.

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