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#27 Sep 29 2005 at 11:09 AM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Welcome back lubri. You haven't missed a damn thing.

Except bhodi became bohdi, ElderonXI became Elderon, AegisBattlewhatever became AegisGoat, SamiraX became Samira.

No seriously, that's it.



...and yet, XvExodusvX remains the same...


*sigh*


All cause some dumb *** no poster registered Exodus years ago and vanished. Smiley: bah
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#28 Sep 29 2005 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
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All cause some dumb *** no poster registered Exodus years ago and vanished.


Hunt him down and kill him. It's the only answer.
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#29 Sep 29 2005 at 11:16 AM Rating: Good
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I tried that, but Dana is anti-war and Kao is greedy with his wombats (something about them being stationed at Microsoft waiting for a cue or some junk, wasn't paying attention.)



I r sad. Smiley: frown
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#30 Sep 29 2005 at 11:18 AM Rating: Good
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Sir XvExodusvX wrote:
I tried that, but Dana is anti-war and Kao is greedy with his wombats (something about them being stationed at Microsoft waiting for a cue or some junk, wasn't paying attention.)



I r sad. Smiley: frown


Have you asked Dana recently? I had the same problem, but asked really nicely. I think they recently did a system purge.
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#31 Sep 29 2005 at 11:20 AM Rating: Decent
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Try calling him a naughty little ***** and slapping his *** slightly on the right side.

It worked for me.
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#32 Sep 29 2005 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Try calling him a naughty little ***** and slapping his *** slightly on the right side.

It worked for me.




Wait...you mean you actually got something out of doing that??? Did you only have to do it once??



System purge? Smiley: dubious Dana shall be poked then.
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#33 Sep 29 2005 at 11:24 AM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Smiley: lol

We know you rock. Humble too.

Just make sure it doesn't read like "I am the bestest at everyting!!1!"

It doesn't say I am the bestest at cooking, or darning socks, or making ceramic vases. Not that I suck at any of those, except maybe the vases.

As far as selling myself, though, I am a spectacularly qualified and dedicated employee, time spent in this forum notwithstanding. Any time I quit a job, my boss cries.
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#34 Sep 29 2005 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good
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As far as selling myself, though, I am a spectacularly qualified and dedicated employee, time spent in this forum notwithstanding. Any time I quit a job, my pimp cries.


Sorry, it was just too easy.
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#35 Sep 29 2005 at 11:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Write in there that you have an *** that won't quit.

That's how I got this job...
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#36 Sep 29 2005 at 11:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Write in there that you have an *** that won't quit.



My *** stopped a while ago. He just won't listen to me anymore.
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#37 Sep 29 2005 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Write in there that you have an *** that won't quit.

That's how I got this job...




Your boss likes you farting all the time? Smiley: dubious
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#38 Sep 29 2005 at 11:33 AM Rating: Good
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
As far as selling myself, though, I am a spectacularly qualified and dedicated employee, time spent in this forum notwithstanding. Any time I quit a job, my pimp cries.


Sorry, it was just too easy.

Don't apologize, I expect it from ya.
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#39 Sep 29 2005 at 11:34 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Write in there that you have an *** that won't quit.

That's how I got this job...


Hey! I resent that implication!!!
***ertations don't work when your boss is a womyn.
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#40 Sep 29 2005 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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Speaking of name changes. It sure would be nice to make mine just Kakar instead of KakarSmakar. The Smakar part went out of style years ago.
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#41 Sep 29 2005 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good
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Speaking of name changes. It sure would be nice to make mine just Kakar instead of KakarSmakar. The Smakar part went out of style years ago.

PM Dana. He might maybe feel like it.
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#42 Sep 29 2005 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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Assertations don't work when your boss is a womyn.


you don't watch allot of late night ****, do ya?
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#43 Sep 29 2005 at 12:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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If the boss is spelling it "womyn", my guess would be that she's all about Flea's ***.
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#44 Sep 29 2005 at 1:09 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
If the boss is spelling it "womyn", my guess would be that she's all about Flea's ***.

It's hard not to be. I'm 99.8% ***.
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#45 Sep 29 2005 at 5:28 PM Rating: Good
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The first rule of Hamster Fight Club is...


...Don't talk about Hamster Fight Club?
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    #46 Sep 29 2005 at 9:14 PM Rating: Good
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    Tenmiles wrote:
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    The first rule of Hamster Fight Club is...


    ...Don't talk about Hamster Fight Club?


    That link is f[b][/b]ucking hilarious. Yes, I am easily amused.
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    #47 Sep 29 2005 at 10:08 PM Rating: Good
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    Elderon the Wise wrote:
    Tenmiles wrote:
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    The first rule of Hamster Fight Club is...


    ...Don't talk about Hamster Fight Club?


    That link is f[b][/b]ucking hilarious. Yes, I am easily amused.

    I don't know whether to be happy or sad.

    The look in his eyes!
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