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Sleepy? Need a nappy-nap?
Thank God! I was actually writing this cover letter!
Yes, dear, 
. It's okay.
. It's okay. The first rule of Hamster Fight Club is...
--DK
--DK
I really feel bad for that poor Pikachu. I mean he's been getting slapped stupid for a week now. Look at that dejected expression on his face, it's like he has given up all hope and accepted his fate of being slapped for eternity. If that's a euphemism for this forum then I am sorely distressed
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Pygmy Marmosets weigh aproximately 3 oz as adults, and dwell in the tropical rainforests. They are a warlike tribe of primates who are in constant battle with their cousins, the Tamarins, over both land and religious squabbles. The Tamarins are on good political relations with the Hamsters, but the Pygmy Marmoset coalition despises the Hamsters and their current monarch, Yuan Shu-tan, mostly because of his harsh stance on immigration and overseas economy (or lack thereof).
As a proponent of the Pygmy Marmoset's struggle to reclaim their land, your post offends me greatly.
Good day sir.
As a proponent of the Pygmy Marmoset's struggle to reclaim their land, your post offends me greatly.
Good day sir.
xythex wrote:
I really feel bad for that poor Pikachu. I mean he's been getting slapped stupid for a week now.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I've noticed a marked increase of Flea's nonsensical posts lately. Either she's as mad as a hatter, or she's making a push for some certain number of posts.
Just me thinks.
Just me thinks.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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I'm thinkin' the other guy has to be getting tired.
Just look at his face! That silent primal scream, eyes clenched so tightly that they are little more than stark battle lines drawn on that yellow ball of fury. His cheeks reflecting the very fires of hell. He is beyond tired, beyond time, If something isn't done we may never see the end of this merciless onslaught.
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
KakarSmakar wrote:
Either she's as mad as a hatter, or she's making a push for some certain number of posts.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I got nothing, but I haven't posted for a bit. So, uh, hello, I guess.
Welcome back lubri. You haven't missed a damn thing.
Except bhodi became bohdi, ElderonXI became Elderon, AegisBattlewhatever became AegisGoat, SamiraX became Samira.
No seriously, that's it.
Except bhodi became bohdi, ElderonXI became Elderon, AegisBattlewhatever became AegisGoat, SamiraX became Samira.
No seriously, that's it.
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I got nothing, but I haven't posted for a bit. So, uh, hello, I guess.
WHAT ABOUT THE PIKACHUS! Think about the Pikachus man! Pikachus are suffereing irrevocable brain damage as we speak and you cant think of anything but hello? WTF?
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Jophiel wrote:
KakarSmakar wrote:
Either she's as mad as a hatter, or she's making a push for some certain number of posts.
I was applying to jobs yesterday while I posted. Re-working a resumé and writing three different cover letters will do that to ya.
What's another word for "excel"?
New av for all the pusses that can't stand a wee bit of slapping.
Well now that you changed your avatar my rants have no context. I guess I'll just go look for my medication now...
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Is spiderman giving head to the invisible man?
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What's another word for "excel"?
If only there was some sort of resource that would give alternative words/phrases choices that had similar meanings...
Keep us posted. Make sure to include your post count and karma in your resume. Employers love dedication.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
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What's another word for "excel"?
If only there was some sort of resource that would give alternative words/phrases choices that had similar meanings...
Already used 'em.
You've already used excel and all the alternatives?
Not to doubt your abilities, but be careful about pumping yourself up too much. Your resume is used to get you an interview.
Make it extremely positive and tailored to the company's needs but make it sound factual at the same time.
Not to doubt your abilities, but be careful about pumping yourself up too much. Your resume is used to get you an interview.
Make it extremely positive and tailored to the company's needs but make it sound factual at the same time.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
What's another word for "excel"?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Flea,
The Spider-Man is ffrikin awesome
The Spider-Man is ffrikin awesome
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
You've already used excel and all the alternatives?
Not to doubt your abilities, but be careful about pumping yourself up too much. Your resume is used to get you an interview.
Make it extremely positive and tailored to the company's needs but make it sound factual at the same time.
Not to doubt your abilities, but be careful about pumping yourself up too much. Your resume is used to get you an interview.
Make it extremely positive and tailored to the company's needs but make it sound factual at the same time.
It is factual. I rock.
We know you rock. Humble too.
Just make sure it doesn't read like "I am the bestest at everyting!!1!"
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