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#1 Sep 28 2005 at 12:42 PM Rating: Decent
Gold Digger with Asylum Twist

You can hear the beat behind it on this site, original song.

[Jamie Foxx]
He take my karma when I'm in need
Yea he's a trifflin friend indeed
Oh he's a gold digga way over Alla K
That digs on me

[Chorus:]
(He took my karma)
Now I aint sayin' he a troll (When I'm in Need)
But he aint messin' wit no low postaz
(He took my karma)
Now I aint sayin he a troll (When I'm in Need)
but he aint messin wit no low postaz
get down Joph go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down Joph go head get down (I gotta go)
get down Joph go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down Joph go head


[Verse 1:]
Snootie the bomb
Met him at the Asylum Forum
With 18k posts
Under his Avatar
He said I can rate you down
I can tell ‘cause he’s a Guru
For Karmakissas you got a flock
I can tell by ya posts and ya high ratein’
but I'm lookin' for that one posta
have you seen her
Deadgye told me She was a Admin
Pikko, Darkflame closin’ in on 3k
An I gotta take all the bad ratein’s in the Asylum
Ok get ya kids but then they got their friends
I Pulled up with 200 posts, they all rated down
I made a stupid post and then I had to pay
If you f**kin with the Asylum then you gunna pay
You know why
It takes too much to touch it
From what I heard you need 1k posts
My best friend say 700 at the most
I don’t care what none of ya'll say I’m gunna coast

[Chorus:]
(He took my karma)
Now I aint sayin he a troll (When I'm in Need)
But he aint messin wit no low postaz
(He took my karma)
Now I aint sayin he a troll (When I'm in Need)
but he aint messin wit no low postaz
get down Joph go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down Joph go head get down (I gotta go)
get down Joph go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down Joph go head

[Verse 2:]
18 thousand, 18 thousand
He got as many as you, and more 18 thousand
I know somebody payin' for his ratein’
His Sig sometimes’ bigger then his posts
You will see him post any given thread
Win the top 20, goes to beat Anonymous
He was s'pose to rate ya down, give ya a flame
He skipped your thread, no flame came
He postin' around lookin like Trump
Should be 5.00 with all his posts
If you aint no punk holla We Wanna Rate, you up
WE WANNA RATE, YOU UP! Yeah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when he flames yo *** he gone leave it burnin’
18 thousand, 18 thousand
Gunna have 20 thousand before the year’s turnin’

[Chorus:]
(He took my karma)
Now I aint sayin he a troll (When I'm in Need)
But he aint messin wit no low postaz
(He took my karma)
Now I aint sayin he a troll (When I'm in Need)
but he aint messin wit no low postaz
get down Joph go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down Joph go head get down (I gotta go)
get down Joph go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down Joph go head

[Verse 3:]
Now I aint sayin you a troll, you got needs
You don’t want to slow your posts, can’t lose your lead
You can’t go away for a week, ‘fore you lose it
There's some people catchin’ up, he gotta roll up his sleeves
Post farm, watch them
He gunna make it to 20k ‘fore you got 100 more
He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
This week he got Oscar next week it's Supafly
So, stick by his side
I know his dudes fallin’ behind, that’s nice
And they gunna keep callin' and tryin'
But you stay right Joph
When you hit 20k all you get is a new title

Get down Joph go head get down
Get down Joph go head get down
Get down Joph go head get down
(He took my karma)
let me get it back


Original Gold Digger
-Kanye West

[Jamie Foxx]
She take my money when I'm in need
Yea she's a trifflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digga way over town
That digs on me

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head

[Verse 1:]
Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby louis vuitton
Under her underarm
She said I can tell you rock
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin for the one
have you seen her
My psychic told me she'll have a *** like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An I gotta take all they bad *** to show-biz
Ok get ya kids but then they got their friends
I Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to din and then I had to pay
If you f**kin with this girl then you betta be paid
You know why
It take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she use to f*ck wit Usher
I dont care what none of ya'll say I still love her

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl go head get down (i gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (i gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (i gotta leave)
get down girl go head

[Verse 2:]
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Should of got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo *** she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head

[Verse 3:]
Now I aint sayin you a gold digger you got needs
You dont want a dude to smoke but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat and he cant pay yall cant leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while yall washin watch him
He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
This week he moppin floorz next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know his dude's ballin but yea thats nice
And they gone keep callin and tryin
But you stay right girl
But when you get on he leave yo *** for a white girl

Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
get down girl go head get down
[she take my money]
Let me here that back

I don't have anything against Joph and I'm not ******** about karma. It's just part of the song.

~Blix

[sm]Edited, Wed Sep 28 14:45:53 2005 by BlixofFenrir
#2 Sep 28 2005 at 12:45 PM Rating: Decent
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#5 Sep 28 2005 at 12:52 PM Rating: Default
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Since when has the assylum been about karma?

You cnuts will never understand.
#6 Sep 28 2005 at 1:10 PM Rating: Default
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Karma whining and I am not mentioned?

Rate-down. Smiley: disappointed
#7 Sep 28 2005 at 1:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Elderon the Wise wrote:

















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#8 Sep 28 2005 at 1:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Dear BlixofFenrir,

It has come to my attention that you have made a post in the Asylum which you believe is funny. Unfortunately for you, this is not the case. You post is actually a crime against intelligent life, and your continued existance is a mockery of civilized society.

We here at the Asylum urge you to take the necessary steps to rectify this situation. These may include, but are not limited to:

  • Throwing your computer at a brick wall.
  • Bashing your head into your desk repeatedly.
  • Performing a self-tracheotomy with a pen.
  • Playing peek-a-boo with highway traffic.
  • Having a margarita made with the chemicals under the sink.
  • Running head-first into sharp objects.

  • There are many more ways to rectify your failed existence, but they are too extensive to list here. In either case, fu[i][/i]ck off, and don't come back.

    Sincerely,
    The Asylum
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    Jophiel wrote:
    I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.

    #9 Sep 28 2005 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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    Rate up though for mentioning me many times.
    ____________________________
    Belkira wrote:
    Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
    #10 Sep 28 2005 at 1:23 PM Rating: Decent
    Jophiel wrote:
    Rate up though for sucking my c[b][/b]ock more than any in the past.


    Fixed.
    #11 Sep 28 2005 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
    Liberal Conspiracy
    *******
    TILT
    Yeah, your mom's in second place now.

    Ha! Get it? It's a mother joke!!
    ____________________________
    Belkira wrote:
    Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
    #12 Sep 28 2005 at 1:33 PM Rating: Decent
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    That song is like crack, but with a beat.
    #13 Sep 28 2005 at 2:07 PM Rating: Decent
    What baffles me is that the song is called "Gold Digger" and it didn't even mention Flea'lo once.




    Edited, Wed Sep 28 15:13:38 2005 by Elderon
    #14 Sep 28 2005 at 7:38 PM Rating: Good
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    Elderon the Wise wrote:
    What baffles me is that the song is called "Gold Digger" and it didn't even mention Flea'lo once.

    Not by name, but....

    Quote:
    but I'm lookin for the one
    have you seen her
    My psychic told me she'll have a *** like Serena


    Edited, Wed Sep 28 20:50:15 2005 by Atomicflea
    #15 Sep 29 2005 at 6:35 AM Rating: Good
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    I was entertained. That's all that matters. [:golfclap:]
    #16 Sep 29 2005 at 10:24 PM Rating: Default
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    OMGOMGOMG RAP!!!

    ....
    #17 Sep 29 2005 at 10:25 PM Rating: Good
    Quote:
    OMGOMGOMG RAP!!!


    Don't forget to wash your hands; and the keyboard.
    #18 Sep 29 2005 at 10:27 PM Rating: Default
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    Quote:
    Don't forget to wash your hands
    I'd never!
    #19 Sep 29 2005 at 10:28 PM Rating: Good
    Quote:
    Quote:
    Don't forget to wash your hands
    I'd never!

    Wash your hands? Oh yeah, mommy stopped bathing you when you got old enough to do it yourself. Too bad you never continued.

    Edited, Thu Sep 29 23:34:52 2005 by Elderon
    #20 Sep 29 2005 at 10:29 PM Rating: Good
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    Elderon the Wise wrote:
    Quote:
    Quote:
    Don't forget to wash your hands
    I'd never!

    Wash your hands? Oh yeah, mommy stopped bathing you when you got old enough to do it yourself. Too bad you never continued.

    Careful, you're starting to sound like your sock.
    #21 Sep 29 2005 at 10:29 PM Rating: Default
    Elderon the Wise wrote:
    Quote:
    Quote:
    Don't forget to wash your hands
    I'd never!

    Wash your hands? Oh yeah, mommy stopped bathing you when you got old enough to do it yourself. Too bad you never continued.

    Edited, Thu Sep 29 23:34:52 2005 by Elderon


    Well, im glad your mom still bathes me
    #22 Sep 29 2005 at 10:31 PM Rating: Good
    Quote:
    Elderon the Wise wrote:
    Quote:
    Don't forget to wash your hands
    I'd never!

    Wash your hands? Oh yeah, mommy stopped bathing you when you got old enough to do it yourself. Too bad you never continued.

    Well, im glad your mom still bathes me


    Yeah well, she likes to volunteer at the hospital and help the short bus patients. I'll let her know you appreciate it.










    Edited, Thu Sep 29 23:37:43 2005 by Elderon
    #23 Oct 01 2005 at 12:33 AM Rating: Default
    eldy's a gold digger:(
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