A bunch of Mexicans tried to imitate the Running of the Bulls. With the following results:
It happened in San Miguel de Allende Sunday during a town festival.
Authorities said 47 people were gored and four people were in critical condition.
http://www.nbc5.com/irresistible/5025494/detail.html
There is a nice video of some spics getting gored for you.
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The bulls were turned loose on the thousands of tourists who wanted to run with the animals.
It was their way to get back a the gringos.
Did I mention I hate hamsters? 
Edited, Wed Sep 28 12:40:38 2005 by Elderon
Edited, Wed Sep 28 12:40:38 2005 by Elderon
This is the greatest day EVER.
Rate-up for you bohdi.
I don't think they use longhorns in Spain....
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Bah, that was dumb... all the mexicans that can run aren't in mexico anymore...
Actually, the Pamplonada's been in place since the 70's. It's part of the fair in September that honors the patron saint, San Miguel Arcangel, or in gringo-speak, the Archangel Micheal. It's not unusual at all for people to be hurt or killed.
Edited, Wed Sep 28 12:59:23 2005 by Atomicflea
Edited, Wed Sep 28 12:59:23 2005 by Atomicflea
All the ones that can run, jump or swim are already here. Thats why they don't have an Olympics team.
Rate-ups for any good Mexican jokes.
Ready go!
Rate-ups for any good Mexican jokes.
Ready go!
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Mexican jokes.
What do you call a Mexican race game?
Border dash.
What do you call a mexican jew?
A Spike!
What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
Hose A and Hose B.
stay tuned...
A Spike!
What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
Hose A and Hose B.
stay tuned...
What does a mexican kid get for his birthday?
Your bike.
Your bike.
Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas?
So they have something to unwrap
What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem?
"Attention K-Mart shoppers."
What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook?
"Steal a chicken..."
Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they'll have something to pick in the winter.
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas?
So they have something to unwrap
What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem?
"Attention K-Mart shoppers."
What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook?
"Steal a chicken..."
Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they'll have something to pick in the winter.
Eldy wrote:
Your bike.
No, that was the black kid across the street.
I'm serious.
When I was in 7th grade.
He also got 3 others.
Now he is in jail...
How many officers does it take to arrest a Mexican Guy?
It takes 4; 1 to arrest him and 3 to carry his oranges.
It takes 4; 1 to arrest him and 3 to carry his oranges.
Alyette wrote:
Stuff
Still waiting on the bewbs.
Last post, promise!
Why do Mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
Because they come with birth certificates.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
I don't know, but it shure could pick some lettuce!
This is great, clicky
I'm being sarcastic, these guys are dumb as dirt
What do you call mexicans without a lawn mower??
Unemployed!
What do you call 2 mexicans In a Porsche??
Theives!
Why was there only 3,000 mexicans at the Alamo??
Because there was only 2 pickup trucks!!
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalance!
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mudslide!
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
JAIL BREAK!!!
How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
Put a help wanted sign in the window.
What is the most confusing day in Mexico?
Father's Day.
Whew, that was tiring... some people out there have retarted websites!
Why do Mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
Because they come with birth certificates.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
I don't know, but it shure could pick some lettuce!
This is great, clicky
I'm being sarcastic, these guys are dumb as dirt
What do you call mexicans without a lawn mower??
Unemployed!
What do you call 2 mexicans In a Porsche??
Theives!
Why was there only 3,000 mexicans at the Alamo??
Because there was only 2 pickup trucks!!
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalance!
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mudslide!
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
JAIL BREAK!!!
How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
Put a help wanted sign in the window.
What is the most confusing day in Mexico?
Father's Day.
Whew, that was tiring... some people out there have retarted websites!
Alright...making with the money shot..Enjoy!
http://www.themakeupgallery.info/weird/breasts/mary.htm
NWS!
Edited, Wed Sep 28 13:24:43 2005 by Alyette
NWS!
Edited, Wed Sep 28 13:24:43 2005 by Alyette
Alyette wrote:
Alright...making with the money shot..Enjoy!
You might want to slap a [NWS] on that.
Very true! Thanks Eld.
Alyette wrote:
Very true! Thanks Eld.
No problem, but now make with YOUR boobs.
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