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#1 Sep 27 2005 at 5:07 PM Rating: Sub-Default
Ok, so this morning when I got off the bus I went into out cafeteria untill they released us to go to our lockers, so I sat down at a table. When I was done talking to my friend Mike I went over and sat by my friend Vanessa, but I call her V-dog or V-unit.

We talked a little then was released so I walked with her to her locker and she kept saying ewww because she didn't want to touch the stuff in her locker becuase she shares it with 2 other guys and it's small and the top thingy that opens up because the level in the bottom part of the locker was broke.

So I took my student I.D. out of my pocket and used it to pop up the thing keeping it locked down and opened it so she could use it to put her stuff in there, it was dusty as hell. So she started takeing the stuff out of the bottom part saying ewww again and put it up in the top part and she told me she better be able to open it again, but then we tried to close it and it didn't lock at all so she can just pull it opened while it looks competely closed.

So as we was walking to first period I asked her how much time untill the late bell rang and she like 2.5 minutes, so I asked her to come to my locker upstairs and she said, "Are you crazy?" and she went on to say that I'll be late and stuff, like she has a couple of times.

So I went up to my locker, took out my binder, and closed it. I didn't put anything in it because I never take anything home, unless it's a folded up peice of homework paper I won't do till the next day at lunch/math (the class it's usually do in).

So I went downstairs and was on time by over a minute. I sat down at my seat and the bell rang a little bit after that, and we had a project to do. So V-dog wanted to know if we could be partners, but the guy she sits beside said he thought they was, so I just partnered with the guy I sit beside in first period (Intergrated Science).

We had to measure the length, height, and width of some wood blocks and such, and in the middle of class I threw a piece of paper at v-dog. Later she threw it back but missed, and I threw it back at her again.

A little bit later when she threw it and missed again, I picked it up and threw it at her. I had 2 other paper balls in my pockets and 2 more in my hands.

Then the bell rang and some old song I don't know came on because this is some weird week with the school. But anyways, I was walking v-dog to her next class and in right before we left the class though, she threw the paper ball at me and missed.

But as we was walking I threw two at her, and then two more. I hit her in the back once and the back of the head three times. Then this girl from first period came up and I was saying stuff like why id everyone fallowing me? And I know you like staring at my butt (them aren't quotes, but generalities of what I pretty much said). So then we got to the class she was sopposed to go to and I said "Peace out v-dog" and hit my cheast with my right hand with thw two fingers representing the peace sigh.

So after that I walked with the kid (who started walking with us last week) to our second period class, english.

Also, what's some really funny stuff you guys have come across? Just post some funny sites you've been too or jokes you've herd or anything funny. You have all probably seen Numa Numa by now, but I find ebaumsworld.com funny, and albinoblacksheep.com funny.

Also stickdeath.com is pretty funny, I liked their Martyrmachine clip untill thye changed the music and edited it a little. The anti-autotheft's are really funny on there.

I just got my hands on a Nintendo video game called "P---- City Pimps" and wow.I am just shocked a game like this exists and I just needed to say something about it.. It's quite funny; NOT for children. I think it's funny, but not the funny that your just luaghing your *** off to for 10 minutes.

edit to be even more on topic/clear of topic?

Edited, Tue Sep 27 18:57:01 2005 by titinipple


Edited, Tue Sep 27 19:13:41 2005 by titinipple
#2 Sep 27 2005 at 5:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Let the rape begin!!!! You're in the wrong forum. If I were you I'd run like hell.
#3 Sep 27 2005 at 5:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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titinipple wrote:
And whats some really funny stuff you guys have come across?

Funny as in retarded?
#4 Sep 27 2005 at 5:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Alyette. Boobs. Now.
#5 Sep 27 2005 at 5:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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#6 Sep 27 2005 at 5:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Alyette. Boobs. Now.


WTF??!! Neph, you sly dog you!

Edited, Tue Sep 27 18:26:39 2005 by Alyette
#7 Sep 27 2005 at 5:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Alyette wrote:
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Alyette. Boobs. Now.


WTF??!!

What, no boobs?
#8 Sep 27 2005 at 5:15 PM Rating: Decent
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WTF??!!


Don't play coy with me missy. Show us your boobs.












Unless you are a minor. That is illegal.
#9 Sep 27 2005 at 5:17 PM Rating: Good
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WTF??!!


Don't play coy with me missy. Show us your boobs.



Unless you are a minor. That is illegal.


*flings beads*
#10 Sep 27 2005 at 5:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Blah! I wouldn't show my girlies for a cheap string of beads. Throw in a value meal and you got yourself a deal!
#11 Sep 27 2005 at 5:21 PM Rating: Good
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Blah! I wouldn't show my girlies for a cheap string of beads. Throw in a value meal and you got yourself a deal!


Ante up boys! I have a nickel! It's wooden.
#12 Sep 27 2005 at 5:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Blah! I wouldn't show my girlies for a cheap string of beads. Throw in a value meal and you got yourself a deal!


Deal

Smiley: spamSmiley: cookieSmiley: cheese


Now make wit da goods.
#13 Sep 27 2005 at 5:22 PM Rating: Good
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OMG... (Nintendo Video Game)

I am not an acronym master, but shouldn't that be "NVG"?



#14 Sep 27 2005 at 5:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Ante up boys! I have a nickel! It's wooden.


Smiley: twocents

Now show em!

Edited, Tue Sep 27 18:33:55 2005 by fenderputy
#15 Sep 27 2005 at 5:29 PM Rating: Good
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I'm not putting money out for bewbs when its obvious that everyone on the internet is an male trucker wearing an Ozzy T-shirt.

Except in Weebs case, that guy must be one smoking hawt chick.
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#16 Sep 27 2005 at 5:31 PM Rating: Default
trickybeck wrote:
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OMG... (Nintendo Video Game)

I am not an acronym master, but shouldn't that be "NVG"?




If I wanted to use a bunch of abbreviations so almost no one understands what I say maybe.
Anybody every played Super Mario RPG? Mario never talks but does super crazy impressions of everything, it's kind of amuseing.
#17 Sep 27 2005 at 5:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Read my first post jerk-off! You're in the wrong forum! I tried to say it nicely the first time!

sock?

Edited, Tue Sep 27 18:39:21 2005 by Alyette
#18 Sep 27 2005 at 5:33 PM Rating: Good
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Read my first post jerk-off! You're in the wrong forum! I tried to say it nicely the first time!


Oh the irony.
#19 Sep 27 2005 at 5:33 PM Rating: Good
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Unless he is fully aware that he is in the wrong forum and continuing to post mainly because this isnt his main account and he just wanted the attention.

Yes people really are that sad.
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#20 Sep 27 2005 at 5:39 PM Rating: Default
This is my main account. I know it's not the video game forums, but if you read my post, it also said "And whats some really funny stuff you guys have come across?" but I guess I should have been more specific as to say "And whats some really funny stuff you guys have some across, video game related or not?"
After all, it does say:
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The Asylum: No holds barred forum for deep OOT discourse. Not for the faint of heart

That pretty much says just post anything here, but obviously nothing thats for example naziesqu.
#21 Sep 27 2005 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
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Stupid ****

Edit - for those to lazy to click the link

Haggan the Mountain Dew God wrote:
It's called the Multi-game forum, it's where you go to talk about games that are not covered on this website. OOT is for non-gaming threads.


Edited, Tue Sep 27 18:59:21 2005 by bhodisattva
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#22 Sep 27 2005 at 5:46 PM Rating: Decent
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titinipple wrote:

After all, it does say:
This Site wrote:
The Asylum: No holds barred forum for deep OOT discourse. Not for the faint of heart

That pretty much says just post anything here, but obviously nothing thats for example naziesqu.


You totally skipped over the DEEP part of that. Deep meaning: not superficial or not topical. While this topic can be construed as OOT, it surely can't be described as deep.
#23 Sep 27 2005 at 5:49 PM Rating: Default
Yeah, I've seen that link bhod.

Ok, I'll edit it again Fen.
#24 Sep 27 2005 at 5:55 PM Rating: Good
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Editing in new text to make it more "off topic" just screams "f[b][/b]uck me in the face"

Im saving my rate down to put this ***** thread sub default.
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#25 Sep 27 2005 at 5:57 PM Rating: Good
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bhodisattva wrote:
Editing in new text to make it more "off topic" just screams "f[b][/b]uck me in the face"

Im saving my rate down to put this ***** thread sub default.

Not if I get there first.
#26 Sep 27 2005 at 5:58 PM Rating: Good
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Curse you AF, he was my fish
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