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King Raff: This is very important... open my pants.



O yes good times with the plethora of eighties movies that rocked most of our child hoods. They were so bad they were funny, not like today where everything is just plain bad.



In a world where you could mess up a movie about predators and aliens fighting each other and a Terminator movie that literally took one of the star gems of our era (AKA T2) and make fun of it in a NEW neo version to fit todays world, you know the movie industy has gone to hell.



I think everyone remembers the poor grain video of the average eighties gore fest.

The fact that everyone has bad looking hair and there clothes were too small.

Everyone always looked like they hadnt bathed in a month and there sweat gleamed off there bodies like some type of lubricant.

Where fantasy movies used what ever they could as special effects and computer animation be damned.

Where you could make a rock star into a villain (STING in Dune) and everyone loved it all the more.

But most of all you could make 5-10 movies (Die Hard, Rocky, Lethal Weapon) all based on the same premous, but you didnt care because you were gonna see your favorite action star kick ***.

He'd end up getting the semi hot chick thats been his co-star in the flick and when everything was said and done you walk out of the movie feeling like you just blew a load in your pants.



But alas, those days are dead and gone, and forever my childhood as well.




PS: Most horror movies these days are also the suck, considering that what I grew up on was Hellraiser, Nightmare on Elm St, Friday the 13th and other such greats as Critters, Leprachaun and Warlock.