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#1 Sep 26 2005 at 9:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Ok. Make sure they are your own!!! If it is a funny one and you got it off of a t-shirt already say so. But, ne ways Here is mine:


Taco Bell, Makes your mother's death better!
#2 Sep 26 2005 at 9:43 PM Rating: Good
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How about: Go back to the Sandbox Mooglefu[i][/i]cker.
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#3 Sep 26 2005 at 9:55 PM Rating: Decent
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0,0 Such anger!!
#4 Sep 26 2005 at 9:59 PM Rating: Default
I play with girls.
#5 Sep 26 2005 at 10:08 PM Rating: Decent
Yeah, I don't think we killed enough Iraqi children. Time to start killing some of our own.

Thank you Smash and LtGoose
#6 Sep 26 2005 at 10:12 PM Rating: Default
ShadowmanXX wrote:
Yeah, I don't think we killed enough Iraqi children. Time to start killing some of our own.

Thank you Smash and LtGoose


Just so you know, that quote is a lot funnier in context. It was a thread about changing the death penalty so they could execute citizens under 18. Just sayin'

Also, he said it has to be your own and clearly that is not your own.

T-shirt: "***."
#7 Sep 26 2005 at 10:16 PM Rating: Default
T-Shirt:"I R Smiley: goat"
#8 Sep 26 2005 at 10:21 PM Rating: Decent

How about: Who the fu[b][/b]ck rated the OP up?

And on the back: It's an FFXI moogle-banging swarm!



#9 Sep 26 2005 at 10:50 PM Rating: Decent
#10 Sep 26 2005 at 11:10 PM Rating: Default
1. I swear the kiddy **** isn't mine. It's for my children.

2. Support single mothers. Tip a stripper today.

3. (A map of Niger) I'm a Niger lover.

4. (A picture of Snap, Crackle and Pop bound and gagged to chairs with a large shadow over them) Cereal Rapist.
#11 Sep 26 2005 at 11:19 PM Rating: Decent
The best T-shirt I ever read was on [link=www.tshirthell.com]here[/link] and it was...

I eat more pu[i][/i]ssy than cervical cancer.
#12 Sep 26 2005 at 11:24 PM Rating: Default
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Picture of a chinese guy eating noodles like he hasnt eaten in years.

Underneath that it says "Have you seen your cat today?"
#13 Sep 27 2005 at 12:06 AM Rating: Default


I bought Christopher Walken's Wheel chair on Ebay!
#14 Sep 27 2005 at 4:26 AM Rating: Decent
Front "I support Bush..."

back: "Who am I kidding. Shaved is fine too."
#15 Sep 27 2005 at 5:18 AM Rating: Excellent
Front: STFU
Back: ESAD




ok.. in all seriousness I like the "blue screen of death" t-shirts.
#16 Sep 27 2005 at 5:55 AM Rating: Good
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"For a small town, this one sure has a lot of AS[b][/b]SHOLES."


My favorite biker T.
#17 Sep 27 2005 at 8:19 AM Rating: Decent
I have ideas, but I'm actually thinking of making these t-shirts, so I'm not giving secrets away...
#18 Sep 27 2005 at 8:24 AM Rating: Good
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Got one for you Aegis!

Unless you don't swing that way.
#19 Sep 27 2005 at 9:03 AM Rating: Decent
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Quote:
2. Support single mothers. Tip a stripper today.

3. (A map of Niger) I'm a Niger lover.

4. (A picture of Snap, Crackle and Pop bound and gagged to chairs with a large shadow over them) Cereal Rapist.


www.tshirthell.com

Yes, other people know about it.
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#20 Sep 27 2005 at 9:10 AM Rating: Decent
A nice Baby Doll Tshirt:

3 Locations To Serve You
#21 Sep 27 2005 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
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The classic Biker T-Shirt, The back reads

"If you can read this, the ***** fell off"
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#22 Sep 27 2005 at 12:25 PM Rating: Decent
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#23 Sep 27 2005 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
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How bout a bumper sticker for the ladies?

If you're going to ride my ***...
at least pull my hair
#24 Sep 27 2005 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
Salmon, the other pink meat.
#25 Sep 27 2005 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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Bumper stickers? Now we're talking

"How's my Driving?
Dial 1-800-GFY"

or my favourites, written in the grime on the back of courier vans:

"I wish my wife was this dirty"

and

"If driven courteously, please report stolen"

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#26 Sep 27 2005 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
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how about for t-shirts again;

Fidel Castro is my estranged father.

Or

Janet Reno is my baby's mama.

I love the bumperstickers too!! great stuff great stuff.
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