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And to think, if your mother would have swallowed your father's putrid load we wouldn't be reading your witty posts right now.
Are you coming on to me? How cute.
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Alyette,
Are you coming on to me? How cute.
Are you coming on to me? How cute.
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Joph is fat and lives in his mom's basement eating pizza and cheetos all day too.[/quote]
SO I go to the doctor cuz my d*cks orange. I sez to the Doc, "Hey Doc, My sh*ts all orange!" He thinks about it some, and sez it might be stress and wants to know about my job situation. I say, "I lost my job two weeks ago." He then asks "Well, what have you been doing the last two weeks?" I say eating Cheetos and watching ****....."
Alyette wrote:
And to think, if your mother would have swallowed your father's putrid load we wouldn't be reading your witty posts right now.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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Joph is fat and lives in his mom's basement eating pizza and cheetos all day too.
SO I go to the doctor cuz my d*cks orange. I sez to the Doc, "Hey Doc, My sh*ts all orange!" He thinks about it some, and sez it might be stress and wants to know about my job situation. I say, "I lost my job two weeks ago." He then asks "Well, what have you been doing the last two weeks?" I say eating Cheetos and watching ****....."
SO I go to the doctor cuz my d*cks orange. I sez to the Doc, "Hey Doc, My sh*ts all orange!" He thinks about it some, and sez it might be stress and wants to know about my job situation. I say, "I lost my job two weeks ago." He then asks "Well, what have you been doing the last two weeks?" I say eating Cheetos and watching ****....."
Ladies and gentlemen, our 1st nominee for the Dumbest F[b][/b]ucking Poster of the Week.
Edited, Tue Sep 27 17:41:01 2005 by NephthysWanderer
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
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Joph is fat and lives in his mom's basement eating pizza and cheetos all day too.
SO I go to the doctor cuz my d*cks orange. I sez to the Doc, "Hey Doc, My sh*ts all orange!" He thinks about it some, and sez it might be stress and wants to know about my job situation. I say, "I lost my job two weeks ago." He then asks "Well, what have you been doing the last two weeks?" I say eating Cheetos and watching ****....."
SO I go to the doctor cuz my d*cks orange. I sez to the Doc, "Hey Doc, My sh*ts all orange!" He thinks about it some, and sez it might be stress and wants to know about my job situation. I say, "I lost my job two weeks ago." He then asks "Well, what have you been doing the last two weeks?" I say eating Cheetos and watching ****....."
Ladies and gentlemen, our 1st nominee for the Dumbest F[b][/b]ucking Poster of the Week.
Edited, Tue Sep 27 17:41:01 2005 by NephthysWanderer
Woot!!! And it's only Tuesday!
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What ... ugly people don't need lovin' too? Your assumptions are moronic.
Okay you don't understand what I'm talking about, let me slow down a bit for you. I did not ***(ume) anything like you did. I'm sure they get "lovin'" in some way or another, but they don't have sexy women tempting them. I knew this guy who couldn't get laid, and what advice did I give him? Told him to lower his standards. ***** houses have been open for a long time. I'm sure fat and ugly people who couldn't laid is what led to the beginning of that industry.
For those of you who get mad at cheaters, get over it, it happens. If you are one of the better judges of character, maybe it won't happen to you. I've only been with one girl that ever cheated on me, but my morals have kept me from doing it to anybody else. I can honestly say I don't cheat.
And yes I say morals, I'm not the person to do that to somebody else. But I can't say no to a beautiful woman who wants to tempt me with wicked things when I'm single. :D
Edited, Wed Sep 28 14:05:43 2005 by mrfriendlyII
TooQuickNephthys wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, our 1st nominee for the Dumbest ******* Poster of the Week.
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Okay you don't understand what I'm talking about, let me slow down a bit for you. I did not ***(ume) anything like you did. I'm sure they get "lovin'" in some way or another, but they don't have sexy women tempting them. I knew this guy who couldn't get laid, and what advice did I give him? Told him to lower his standards. ***** houses have been open for a long time. I'm sure fat and ugly people who couldn't laid is what led to the beginning of that industry.
For those of you who get mad at cheaters, get over it, it happens. If you are one of the better judges of character, maybe it won't happen to you. I've only been with one girl that ever cheated on me, but my morals have kept me from doing it to anybody else. I can honestly say I don't cheat.
And yes I say morals, I'm not the person to do that to somebody else. But I can't say no to a beautiful woman who wants to tempt me with wicked things when I'm single. :D
For those of you who get mad at cheaters, get over it, it happens. If you are one of the better judges of character, maybe it won't happen to you. I've only been with one girl that ever cheated on me, but my morals have kept me from doing it to anybody else. I can honestly say I don't cheat.
And yes I say morals, I'm not the person to do that to somebody else. But I can't say no to a beautiful woman who wants to tempt me with wicked things when I'm single. :D
See what happens when you jump the gun and cast your vote too early.
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I've been cheated on...funny thing is, she wouldn't have sex with me, but she'll go do it with someone else.
Not so much funny haha, as funny ironic.
Not so much funny haha, as funny ironic.
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See what happens when you jump the gun and cast your vote too early.
You are fat and ugly too. But I still hope you have a nice day.
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Okay you don't understand what I'm talking about, let me slow down a bit for you. I did not ***(ume) anything like you did. I'm sure they get "lovin'" in some way or another, but they don't have sexy women tempting them. I knew this guy who couldn't get laid, and what advice did I give him? Told him to lower his standards. ***** houses have been open for a long time. I'm sure fat and ugly people who couldn't laid is what led to the beginning of that industry.
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If i could, i would massacre every cheater in the world (id even go as far as killing people who involve other people in their sex, threesomes etc. A exeption to this is a sex-only relationship). I never cheated, and never will.
Edited, Thu Sep 29 18:22:34 2005 by snooper
It is impossible for me to cheat. My wife keeps my goodies in her purse and doesnt let me have them back until she is ready.
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snooper wrote:
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Okay you don't understand what I'm talking about, let me slow down a bit for you. I did not ***(ume) anything like you did. I'm sure they get "lovin'" in some way or another, but they don't have sexy women tempting them. I knew this guy who couldn't get laid, and what advice did I give him? Told him to lower his standards. ***** houses have been open for a long time. I'm sure fat and ugly people who couldn't laid is what led to the beginning of that industry.
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If i could, i would massacre every cheater in the world (id even go as far as killing people who involve other people in their sex, threesomes etc. A exeption to this is a sex-only relationship). I never cheated, and never will.
how about instead of having random people go to my page you offer up your own?
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
how about instead of having random people go to my page you offer up your own?
Yeah!! Or link it in your sig!!!
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achileez:
I'm not married, nor have I been. I was referring to when I cheated on a lady I cared for and had been seeing about 6 months. The ironic thing is I broke it off because I couldn't trust her around my journal; she bent over backwards to try and work through it but I knew it was over. Now I let the women I date know up front that i'm not looking for a serious relationship just clean sweaty fun.
I'm not married, nor have I been. I was referring to when I cheated on a lady I cared for and had been seeing about 6 months. The ironic thing is I broke it off because I couldn't trust her around my journal; she bent over backwards to try and work through it but I knew it was over. Now I let the women I date know up front that i'm not looking for a serious relationship just clean sweaty fun.
You broke up with her because you are a lying cheater and she did not trust you and wanted to sneak a peak in your journal to prove it. You choice was to break up with her and hide behind your lies rather than live up to your own actions. You probably actually think she was wrong to be suspicious because how could she possibly know you were cheating scumbag? People can usually sense that a mile away, and usually are in denial at first, looking at your journal was her way to find out for sure.
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mrfriendlyII:
Married women are so good in bed.... it's like crack. Once you get a taste you can't quit until her husband is holding a butcher knife and calling you obscene things. But why do I think there is nothing wrong with it you ask?
There's nothing wrong with it because those women that cheat are depraved by their husbands usually. You shouldn't be with a woman if you can't satisfy her. That's one of the only things that outweighs money and status in a woman's mind...... Good Sex. ......
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Not really, I was the Marine bangin the wives while the husbands were out on float.
Married women are so good in bed.... it's like crack. Once you get a taste you can't quit until her husband is holding a butcher knife and calling you obscene things. But why do I think there is nothing wrong with it you ask?
There's nothing wrong with it because those women that cheat are depraved by their husbands usually. You shouldn't be with a woman if you can't satisfy her. That's one of the only things that outweighs money and status in a woman's mind...... Good Sex. ......
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Not really, I was the Marine bangin the wives while the husbands were out on float.
You are the biggest scumbag out there. Only a piece of **** would do that to fellow marines, let alone going after other mens wives like a predator. What ever a cheating wife was tells you is a lie, cheaters lie, cheater can't be trusted, cheaters use other people. I hope there were not children hurt by you and your scumbag choices.
#118REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 29 2005 at 3:43 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) The first two pages of thread amused me. The third one didn't.
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how about instead of having random people go to my page you offer up your own?
Oh, no I never cheated.
Edited, Thu Sep 29 18:31:42 2005 by snooper
This post about IRL gilsellers?
HAHAHAHA *ahem*
HAHAHAHA *ahem*
There are only two reasons why people cheat on their girlfriends/wives:
- You're not really in love with the person you're with.
- You're an asShole.
If it's the first option, then break-up, no problem.
If it's the second, then please stop posting here and take your crap elsewhere, asShole.
That is all.
Glad I could help.
(again)
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Edited, Dec 1st 2006 5:43am by RedPhoenixxxxxx
- You're not really in love with the person you're with.
- You're an asShole.
If it's the first option, then break-up, no problem.
If it's the second, then please stop posting here and take your crap elsewhere, asShole.
That is all.
Glad I could help.
(again)
Edited for justice
Edited, Dec 1st 2006 5:43am by RedPhoenixxxxxx
Once again, kids - necroposting is bad.
JC, these people are idiots.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
#125REDACTED,
Posted: Dec 01 2006 at 6:20 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) if your not married, its not cheating. it may be lieing, or leading your significant other to believe something that just isnt true, but its not cheating.
mrfriendlyII wrote:
Samira,
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The hoes like your wife are always more fun though and I don't have to spend a dime.
[...]
The hoes like your wife are always more fun though and I don't have to spend a dime.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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