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No, I'm not kidding.



If they have a clown it's a triple play - all my nightmares rolled into one.

On the other hand, it goes a long way toward proving the existence of hell. Unfortunately it leaves me a little confused as to which I prefer.

I'd love to see them mime the Soddom and Gommorah story.

But I'm an sick cnut.

Do they come with c.1960 Rocky and Bullwinkle animation?

Edited, Mon Sep 26 14:15:59 2005 by Jophiel

Hey, did you guys hear the C.M.M. will be performing at the Scriptorium in "The Holy Land Experience".

The Scriptorium can be found right next to the"Slippery Slope" at the Mary Magdalene water-ride and the "Daniel in the Lions Den" Christian petting zoo.

Edited, Mon Sep 26 17:25:34 2005 by RedjedBlue

I just keep picturing "Jesus" in a striped shirt rolling away an imaginary stone from his tomb.

Make it stop, Kao.

And lo, it came to pass that an mighty wind did blow heavily against the ****** in the bowler hat.

Yea, did he resist, with some tricksy Michael Jackson footwork, yet e'en unto the left side of the stage did the winds blow unto him.

Verily, saieth the Lord, though I entrap you behind an invisible wall, shalt thou test the very measure of its extent with thy flattened palms.

Take thou the invisible rope to assist thee in thy mortal endeavour against the blasts of wind. And put thou on a blackened leotard that is made of the spandex.

Yet e'en as thou wearest the ****** clothes and launcheth mighty combat against the storms and perspex, shalt thou be called an Cnut, for cursed is thy name, and I shall cast thee unto the very depths of Greenwich Village, and thou shalt submit thyself unto ***-rimmings to supplement thy meagre earnings

Here endeth the condemnation of the Mime

Go F[i][/i]uck Thyself