Flame GameFollow

I'm here on behalf of God. It's apparent that the all-mighty has made an incredible mistake, he has called his lawyers and they have called me to the scene. It's unfortunate that I am the one to break the news to you, my dearest son in Christ, but you were actually destined to be a wet spot on your parent's sheets.

God has given you a half hour to say your goodbyes, it is then that we must forclose on your soul. Until then, Good day.

I like pie!

awww, the e went away

You are not a very good poster and probably have other things worthy of criticism, as does your mother.


Ph34r M3!

Yet another blithering FFXI idiot wrote:



As a matter of fact, this is your lucky day my friend. I've just perfected a voodoo technique. Follow the directions below very carefully and exactly and I promise your worries with this jerk will be over.

1. Get two dozen straight pins, an ounce of ground Tepini pepper, some extra strength liquid dish detergent, a whole bottle of sleeping pills, a bottle of Tabasco sauce, and an Epilady.
2. Purifiy yourself by removing all of your body hair with the Epilady. It's very important that you don't use anything else. The Epilady is sacred and the pain it causes is absolutely necessary for success. The more it hurts, the better you'll succeed in the end. Don't forget your head, that has to be done, too.
3. Pour a small amount of Tabasco sauce into your ground Tepini pepper, mix it well until you have a thin paste. Set it within easy reach.
4. Grab a pin. Think of the place where you want to hurt the guy the worst. Stick the pin into that place on yourself, hard and fast! Yes, it will hurt some, but your target will feel 1000 times that pain when the ceremony is complete! (This is essential! If you don't sacrifice something that matters to you, you don't have the power to harm anyone else. What could matter more than your own feelings?)
5. With the pin firmly in place, grab your Tepini paste. Dribble a little down the pin, not too much. You have to do this for every pin you stick, so it has to last. It only takes a drop or so for each pin wound. You'll know when it hits the right spot.
6. Repeat for the other 23 pins.
7. Now you're cleansed, you've paid all the prices, and it's time for the ultimate payback! All you have left is to go into the trance to put your victim into the worst pain of his skinny little life!
8. Get your sleeping pills and swallow as many as you can as quickly as you can. Wash them down with the detergent. It serves two purposes. First, it activates the voodoo as it combines with the pills and your stomach acid. Second, it purifies your body afterwards, so that you suffer no lingering effects. You have to swallow all of the pills and all of the detergent.
9. Lay back, close your eyes drift into the trance. Rest secure in the knowledge that you have ruined your worst enemy. All of your problems are over.

This whole thread is just an excuse for DSD to gather 50 replies of flames so she can respond to them all at once with "Is that the best you can come up with? "

The first thing you need to do is remove your head from your ****** so that you can actually read what I am going to tell you without that veil of intestine and fecal matter getting in the way.

Great, now pay attention. This is the Asylum, not the sandbox, nor the FFXI hangout. We have absoultely no interest in how you act like a bnet kiddie and jerk off to your mithra ****. Is there a sign that says "Asylum job openings, only complete mental deficients need apply" hanging around here somewhere?

I suggest that you run far away, and never post here again before this gets ugly. You will heed my warning if you have any sense of self worth that you want to maintain.

not quite, but thanks for playing

This thread is truly sad. And no, I am not joining in on your idiotic idea. Now, if your purpose was to blatantly call out the imbeciles of this forum so that the rest of us could ridicule them, then I applaud you, but alas, I think that your purpose of this thread can be taken at face value.

Creating a game to insult ficticious people defiles the very point of our crowd being separated from the OOT. Making people feel miserable about themselves in a fantasy type setting where no blood is drawn and no feelings are hurt, and most importantly no one is made to look like a jackass is in itself sacriledge.

For each of you that actually participated in this I urge you to edit your posts into deletion and apologize publicly. For the half brain that started this thread I would propose a ban from the administration that would allow the user to only log into the out of topic forum and perhaps the final fantasy one.

This place has really gone to hell in a hand basket.

Tacosid

Close taco, but unfortunately your flame was not for the scenario in question. Thanks for playing though

done

Like DUDE, there is like like new invention, I think it's called like a thesarus or something. Yeah man, it like gives you different words that mean like the same thing as the word your like trying to use! It's like totally amazing dude!

/sarcasm off

Honestly, Heres how to make your life more pleasurable to everyone in the enviroment around you, internet or other wise.
1. Put down the bong.
2. Go to your nearest white trash shopping facility(I.E. K-Mart will do fine)
3. Buy some tampons, don't get the cheap ones, get the ultra heavy flow ones.
4. Buy some highly toxic, corrosive, and combustable dry cleaning solvents.
5. Go home and mix the tampons in with the solvent in a bowl(make sure you are smoking)
6. Insert into ****.
7. Sit on couch, pick up bong, and wait, something wonderful is about to happen.

He got angry more quickly than most Eld, you didn't even have to put that much effort into it.