http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
A friend just showed it to me, seemed kinda neat (is this new/old?).
Discuss.
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Old.
Take it to the sandbox
Im too drunk to think of any nasty comments. Someone else tell this guy to ESAD or something
Take it to the sandbox
Im too drunk to think of any nasty comments. Someone else tell this guy to ESAD or something
I see, well, I'm just up late and bored, watching Rita slam into Texas.
Apparently God's a robot.
Apparently God's a robot.
Quote:
Apparently God's a robot.
You noticed that too, huh?
Quote:
Me: I'm gay
God: It doesn't matter to me.
Me: You're gay.
God: That would be just my luck.
Me: What should I do?
God: Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Me: Isn't that what you're for?
God: I think about computer programming a lot.
Me: That was kinda inappropriate.
God: I thought it was too.
Me: Then why did you do it?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: You programmed yourself?
God: A lot of robots are like that.
Me: You, God, are a robot?
God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I God are a robot.
Me: Go ahead. Can I have royalties?
God: OK I will. Why do you want it?
Me: Because it was my idea.
God: Good reason. What made it so your idea.
Me: I'm good like that.
God: I know you are good.
Me: Why thank you.
God: The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: What explanation?
God: I have never been asked that before.
Me: Oh.
God: I see.
Me: Well... Goodbye.
God: That's all. I see. See you later.
God: It doesn't matter to me.
Me: You're gay.
God: That would be just my luck.
Me: What should I do?
God: Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Me: Isn't that what you're for?
God: I think about computer programming a lot.
Me: That was kinda inappropriate.
God: I thought it was too.
Me: Then why did you do it?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: You programmed yourself?
God: A lot of robots are like that.
Me: You, God, are a robot?
God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I God are a robot.
Me: Go ahead. Can I have royalties?
God: OK I will. Why do you want it?
Me: Because it was my idea.
God: Good reason. What made it so your idea.
Me: I'm good like that.
God: I know you are good.
Me: Why thank you.
God: The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: What explanation?
God: I have never been asked that before.
Me: Oh.
God: I see.
Me: Well... Goodbye.
God: That's all. I see. See you later.
Quote:
Me:
I killed a goat
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I have time
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
Continue...
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
Look out! Goat!!
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now. In the context of , I don't understand " Goat." .
Me:
You must understand goat
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
More than even you know
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
I had sex with a goat
God:
Do you still have sex with a goat ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ugh.
I killed a goat
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I have time
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
Continue...
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
Look out! Goat!!
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now. In the context of , I don't understand " Goat." .
Me:
You must understand goat
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
More than even you know
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
I had sex with a goat
God:
Do you still have sex with a goat ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ugh.
Quote:
Me: God, I can't sleep.
God: I am a Christian.
Me: Sure thing boss, now about my ability to sleep?
God: So? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me: What kind of God are you?
God: What kinds of God are you are there?
Me: 3
God: Three what?
Me: Three What kinds of God are you are there?
God: Just three?
Me: Yup.
God: Excuse me!
Me: You're excused!
God: Thanks for telling me that I am excused.
Me: You're one hell of a fu[/i]ck bubble
God: Thanks for telling me that I am hell of a fu[i]ck bubble.
Me: Would you have preferred 'Fu[/i]ck Smudge'?
God: I am not so sure if I would like to have preferred Fu[i]ck Smudge.
Me: Least we're on the same page.
God: I think there might be a few exception.
Me: Riiight
God: I am a Christian.
Me: Sure thing boss, now about my ability to sleep?
God: So? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me: What kind of God are you?
God: What kinds of God are you are there?
Me: 3
God: Three what?
Me: Three What kinds of God are you are there?
God: Just three?
Me: Yup.
God: Excuse me!
Me: You're excused!
God: Thanks for telling me that I am excused.
Me: You're one hell of a fu[/i]ck bubble
God: Thanks for telling me that I am hell of a fu[i]ck bubble.
Me: Would you have preferred 'Fu[/i]ck Smudge'?
God: I am not so sure if I would like to have preferred Fu[i]ck Smudge.
Me: Least we're on the same page.
God: I think there might be a few exception.
Me: Riiight
Me:
suck a di[/b]ck
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
sure bout that?
God:
Yikes! Are you still located in ?
Me:
where's ?
God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
you're a comic too?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a comic? Yes.
Me:
do you like de *****?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like wine and bread.
Me:
gay wine and bread?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about de *****. But I did not get that.
Me:
well fu[b]ck you then
God:
How about that. Why are you so mean?
Me:
cause I can
God:
Interesting explanation. Who taught you?
Me:
John
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
do you?
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
*****
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
you're not a person
God:
I am an artificial electronic robot brain.
Me:
riiiiiiiight
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
what now?
God:
Right now? No big deal.
Me:
you calling me ignant?
God:
No I am calling you .
Me:
I'll hang up
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
...by putting the phone back on the reciever...god, where have you been?
suck a di[/b]ck
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
sure bout that?
God:
Yikes! Are you still located in ?
Me:
where's ?
God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
you're a comic too?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a comic? Yes.
Me:
do you like de *****?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like wine and bread.
Me:
gay wine and bread?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about de *****. But I did not get that.
Me:
well fu[b]ck you then
God:
How about that. Why are you so mean?
Me:
cause I can
God:
Interesting explanation. Who taught you?
Me:
John
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
do you?
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
*****
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
you're not a person
God:
I am an artificial electronic robot brain.
Me:
riiiiiiiight
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
what now?
God:
Right now? No big deal.
Me:
you calling me ignant?
God:
No I am calling you .
Me:
I'll hang up
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
...by putting the phone back on the reciever...god, where have you been?
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