HELLO LOYAL FANS--
I MADE THIS THREAD IN HONOR OF ME, B/C I SEEMED TO ACCIDENTALLY TAKE OVER NEXA'S THREAD AND IM SURE SHE DOESN'T NEED THAT.
SO GO RIGHT AHEAD YOU MORONS, HAVE FUN, RATE ME DOWN, I DONT REALLY CARE. JUST REMEMBER, YOU SUCK.
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Fu[b][/b]ck off troll.
blkswrdsmn wrote:
HELLO LOYAL FANS--
I MADE THIS THREAD IN HONOR OF ME,
I MADE THIS THREAD IN HONOR OF ME,
Dont give yourself too much credit, DO GFY.
Troll, please refer to the following letter which I am recycling just for you.
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your contribution to the Asylum. We always welcome new ideas, and your thread is certainly unique in its own way.
Sadly, we must inform you that a new standard has been set for posters in the Asylum. They must have at least 2 of the following requirements:
1. A fourth-grade reading level.
2. The ability to form a cohesive thought.
3. The ability to take that thought and form it into a semi-intelligent, thought-provoking post.
4. Not, under any circumstances, be a self-rightious ignorant **** whose sole purpose in life seems to be nothing more than detracting from the sum of human intelligence.
We regret to inform you that you meet 0 of 4 requirements for posting in the Asylum. We request that you refrain from posting in the future. We are aware of the intense temptation that can be created to post, so we would like to suggest that you ingest large amounts of bleach as soon as possible to help you avoid temptation.
Thank you again for your contribution, and GFY.
Sincerely,
The Asylum
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your contribution to the Asylum. We always welcome new ideas, and your thread is certainly unique in its own way.
Sadly, we must inform you that a new standard has been set for posters in the Asylum. They must have at least 2 of the following requirements:
1. A fourth-grade reading level.
2. The ability to form a cohesive thought.
3. The ability to take that thought and form it into a semi-intelligent, thought-provoking post.
4. Not, under any circumstances, be a self-rightious ignorant **** whose sole purpose in life seems to be nothing more than detracting from the sum of human intelligence.
We regret to inform you that you meet 0 of 4 requirements for posting in the Asylum. We request that you refrain from posting in the future. We are aware of the intense temptation that can be created to post, so we would like to suggest that you ingest large amounts of bleach as soon as possible to help you avoid temptation.
Thank you again for your contribution, and GFY.
Sincerely,
The Asylum
Allenj, I think you just wasted your time. I have a feeling he has no idea how to read a sub-defaulted post, considering he has now infected Katie's TGIF thread. 
Elderon wrote:
Allenj, I think you just wasted your time. I have a feeling he has no idea how to read a sub-defaulted post, considering he has now infected Katie's TGIF thread.
I have to try. Besides, you're supposed to be the doorman in this joint! Take out the trash man!
allenjj wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Allenj, I think you just wasted your time. I have a feeling he has no idea how to read a sub-defaulted post, considering he has now infected Katie's TGIF thread.
I have to try. Besides, you're supposed to be the doorman in this joint! Take out the trash man!
We did that yesterday in Nexa's thread. This one is like jock itch, no matter how much you scratch it just won't go away. Even after applying the lotion, although weakend it still sticks like a case of the clap. With further treatement (rate-downs) it will eventually go away because we will have tricked it into think it does not exist.
#8REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 23 2005 at 1:03 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) The Asylum: No holds barred forum for deep OOT discourse. Not for the faint of heart.
blkswrdsmn wrote:
The Asylum: No holds barred forum for deep OOT discourse. Not for the faint of heart.
That is the only requirement I have seen to post here.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
#10REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 23 2005 at 1:09 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) O look: another a$$hole on the forums, yay! we are blessed.
<obligatory_flame>
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O look: another a$$hole on the forums, yay! we are blessed.
You really are thick aren't you. He's not an as[/b]shole, you just do not belong here and cannot take a hint.
In school when EVERYONE teased you, I suppose that they were ALL a[b]ssholes. You really should look in the mirror sometime.
Edited, Fri Sep 23 14:23:54 2005 by ElderonXI
blkswrdsmn wrote:
O look: another a$$hole on the forums, yay! we are blessed.
Here's a hint: everyone in the Asylum is like that (with very, very rare exceptions). It's what this place is for. Get used to it or get out.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#14REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 23 2005 at 1:20 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) o, i didn't realize it was just a bash-a-thon. ok, i don't feel bad about it anymore.
Let's find out...
Debalic wrote:
blkswrdsmn wrote:
O look: another a$$hole on the forums, yay! we are blessed.
Here's a hint: everyone in the Asylum is like that (with very, very rare exceptions). It's what this place is for. Get used to it or get out.
No, not even I feel like being nice to this said excuse for a human being.
I've seen AOL bots carry on more intellectual conversations than this.
#17REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 23 2005 at 1:26 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) keep going please. i am still a 1.XX what is wrong with you people. obviously you are all too pansy to rate me down.
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keep going please. i am still a 1.XX what is wrong with you people.
I want rock bottom.
***** yourslef
I want rock bottom.
***** yourslef
Where have I heard this before? Hmm deja vu...
Quote:
***** yourslef
HAHA...spelling n00b!
Spelling flames are allowed under certain conditions right?
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Quote:
***** yourslef
HAHA...spelling n00b!
Spelling flames are allowed under certain conditions right?
When it comes to people you don't want to put any actual effort that they don't deserve and still nail a flame, then Nephy, nail him for every "typo" he's worth!
Don't forget to
!Blk, you are fighting an uphill battle. And let me let you in on some little secrets...it's a big fu[b][/b]cking hill.
Take the 5th and plea out.
You don't just have the right to remain silent, you have the responsibility. You have the right to an attorney, but if you cannot afford one, you will definitely get /butthurt as the Asylumites will not provide one for you. If they do, by some glimmer of hope, it will be the dumbest piece of **** on the face of the earth.
Please take the advice of someone who has been an Asylum lurker for some 3 months now...you are WAY out of your league.
Take the 5th and plea out.
You don't just have the right to remain silent, you have the responsibility. You have the right to an attorney, but if you cannot afford one, you will definitely get /butthurt as the Asylumites will not provide one for you. If they do, by some glimmer of hope, it will be the dumbest piece of **** on the face of the earth.
Please take the advice of someone who has been an Asylum lurker for some 3 months now...you are WAY out of your league.
blkswrdsmn wrote:
keep going please. i am still a 1.XX what is wrong with you people. obviously you are all too pansy to rate me down.
I want rock bottom.
***** yourslef
I want rock bottom.
***** yourslef
Let me guess; you want to join our Ogame alliance?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
@ Mearyk
So YOU are the sympathizer. Boys (and ladies), get your whackin' sticks, it's high time for another witch hunt.
Edited, Fri Sep 23 14:48:11 2005 by ElderonXI
So YOU are the sympathizer. Boys (and ladies), get your whackin' sticks, it's high time for another witch hunt.
Edited, Fri Sep 23 14:48:11 2005 by ElderonXI
Debalic wrote:
blkswrdsmn wrote:
keep going please. i am still a 1.XX what is wrong with you people. obviously you are all too pansy to rate me down.
I want rock bottom.
***** yourslef
I want rock bottom.
***** yourslef
Let me guess; you want to join our Ogame alliance?
I don't think he wants to hit the ground THAT hard.
Quote:
@ Mearyk
So YOU are the sympathizer. Boys (and ladies), get your whackin' sticks, it's high time for another witch hunt.
So YOU are the sympathizer. Boys (and ladies), get your whackin' sticks, it's high time for another witch hunt.
You are part of the Troll alliance and a traitor. Take her away!
Sir XvExodusvX wrote:
Debalic wrote:
blkswrdsmn wrote:
keep going please. i am still a 1.XX what is wrong with you people. obviously you are all too pansy to rate me down.
I want rock bottom.
***** yourslef
I want rock bottom.
***** yourslef
Let me guess; you want to join our Ogame alliance?
I don't think he wants to hit the ground THAT hard.
I was just attempting to out proof.publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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