If hypochondriacs are...Follow

...anything like my boss, may they all find out that trees release a breathable nectar into the air every 3rd day of the 2nd week of every month, take in calcium pills to clear that heart condition where it pumps blood, and die from being overweight at 180lbs 5'9" on Wisconsin after 6 o'clock on a thursday.


My God does this man annoy me with that. He takes arthritis medicine while not having the condition. If I sneeze from dust, he'll have a fever the next day...and then I get blamed, as if I was hell bent off of getting him sick from my imaginary bad joojoo of doom.


Lord forbid I'm actually sick with a cold...as long as I'm sneezing and sniffing, he'll be miserable. Starring at me whenever I sneeze with this pale look of fear as if I was pointing a loaded gun at him, then sending me far to do errands left and right. I was even ATTACKED by Lysol once...which was about the only time I've ever was greatful to wear glasses.


The only reason why I can't say that he needs to get laid is prolly cause he'll die of narcolepsy, which happens if ***** shoots from the head of the ***** and thus leaving the male exhausted and tired.


How about the rest of you? Do any of you deal with this annoyance? Even better, if you ARE a hypochondriac...what gives?

Edited, Thu Sep 22 09:21:42 2005 by XvExodusvX

good to see you posting X. What did you do? Threaten your boss with germ warfare unless you could actually start using the net again?

Edited, Thu Sep 22 09:20:07 2005 by deadsidedemon

I know people like this, and their condition is always worse than someone who truly has the said condition. I think it has something to do with being attention whores.

Wouldn't it be nice to let them die of lead poisoning, say from a .45 calibre slug?

So, did you hit that yet?

Eagle eye, ese. Apparently karma doesn't exist, so I'm rooting for ya.




Even if it does, you're about due for some tail.

I know how these things start, mister.

Well, you said that karma doesn't exist...thought it was an invitation.






With the foot problem, though. My boss goes to the doc's office at least once a week and has CVS pharmacy on speed dial. (No joke.)

Whenenver I hear CVS pharmacy's automated system (he uses speaker phone) tell him that the prescription has run out and needs doc's approval for renewal, he immidiatly sets a doctor's appointment.

Edited, Thu Sep 22 10:33:49 2005 by XvExodusvX

my mother started to show signs of being a hypochondriac. Is that something that can build over time or is it always there? She seemed to think she was dying over every small ailment and would find things to bemoan about, going to the Dr all the time. She only did this after she got divorced and was alone for awhile. After she found her new man she stopped and everything is good. She was a pain in the *** during that time though

Is her doctor attractive?


As funny as that sounds, my mother takes care of elderly, and some of those old ladies love to see their doctor...cause he's about 28 and has a swimmer's build or better.


She could be lonely?