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#52 Sep 20 2005 at 4:39 PM Rating: Good
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Red Bull keeps my breath fresh, my carpet clean, my windows sparkly, my shirts whiter than white, made me lose weight, gives my car an extra 12mpg and made Jen Aniston beg me to undress her.

But it's over-rated in my opinion.


Doesn't it also cure testicular cancer?
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#53 Sep 20 2005 at 4:43 PM Rating: Good
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ElderonXI the Wise wrote:
PottyMouth wrote:
Red Bull keeps my breath fresh, my carpet clean, my windows sparkly, my shirts whiter than white, made me lose weight, gives my car an extra 12mpg and made Jen Aniston beg me to undress her.

But it's over-rated in my opinion.


Doesn't it also cure testicular cancer?
Alas no.

I'm putting all my faith in auto-fallatio as my only chance.
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#54 Sep 20 2005 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good
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PottyMouth wrote:
ElderonXI the Wise wrote:
PottyMouth wrote:
Red Bull keeps my breath fresh, my carpet clean, my windows sparkly, my shirts whiter than white, made me lose weight, gives my car an extra 12mpg and made Jen Aniston beg me to undress her.

But it's over-rated in my opinion.


Doesn't it also cure testicular cancer?
Alas no.

I'm putting all my faith in auto-fallatio as my only chance.


If that doesn't work, you could always join a support group and grow man-boobs.
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#55 Sep 20 2005 at 5:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Red bull is good, but it's way too damn expensive.

BTW, are you guys referring to the carbonated kind, or the medicine bottle kind? The carbonated kind doesn't tasted bad, but the medicine bottle one tastes like flintstones pills for kids and goes down too fast.

I hate monster and alot of other energy drinks. They all taste like grapefruit and citrus(I hate it), which wakes you up whether there is caffeine or not. I like red rave or red rain(both same except for it has more of one ingredient in the rave kind and made by same company) alot more, plus they only cost $1.69, so buying two is still cheaper than one red bull out here.

We have beer called "molson kick" in Canada that has the same natural caffeine as red bull in it now, so I'll take the buzz and the energy as soon as they make it taste better than fermented blueberry ***.

Other than that, Magic Mushrooms FTW!!!
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#56 Sep 20 2005 at 6:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't like the Green Monster, I drink from the Blue one. Barely any calories, it's tart, not sickly sweet like the green one or red bull. NOS tastes like grapefruit just nasty. Rockstar normal is not too bad, diet rockstar tastes like bubblegum -- drinking bubblegum is just gross. I don't like Sobe's as most have lots of calories and loaded with sugars. Besides, the container is glass, a no-no for Ms. Accident Prone here. There's a few others, AMP, adrenalyn rush, etc, just yuk!

Oh I have found one other I like, and the local store here sells it as a frozen drink too, worth all the sugars in that one! Rooster Booster, nice and fruity.
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#57 Sep 20 2005 at 6:56 PM Rating: Good
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Now, Bawls.. THAT sh*t is the strongest...


Why doesn't this stuff work on me ;_; Took 2 bottles and fell right asleep...
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#58 Sep 20 2005 at 8:25 PM Rating: Decent
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Red Bull truly is the ****. I know everyone screams that it tastes horrible but i truly like the taste... Unlike Rockstar, which i tried admittadly b/c the can looked cool, which tastes to me like watermelon juice w/ caffeine.




On a side note, i remember reading some artical in Forbes i think (yes... i read it...) about how red bull was "made" through its advertising.
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#59 Sep 20 2005 at 11:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Um...aren't angels kinda the embodiment of divine intervention?
Yeah, well... I imagine it's the same thought process that gets people to write books about how a theoretical dragon could breathe fire.
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#60 Sep 21 2005 at 5:16 AM Rating: Decent
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I don't like the Green Monster, I drink from the Blue one.


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I usually buy that, but they were out at the store on the way to work so I am just finishing my first Red Bull (4 pack was on sale). The Blue Monster is sugar-free, so you get a more even energy boost, not the spike and crash you get with lots of sugar. At least thats how it is for me. BTW Grave shift sucks. Thank God I have internet access or I might have to read a book or something.
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#61 Sep 21 2005 at 8:11 AM Rating: Decent
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the Pez factory is near my hometime. people from the generation before me used to go there and steal deformed pez by the sack.

they beefed up security so i never got a chance. but pez owns.

so does redbull.
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#63 Sep 21 2005 at 9:20 AM Rating: Decent
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a word of warning about Red Bull....... I have a pot head friend that drinks 6 to 12 cans in less then a hour and well lets just say he is just plane nuts.....

do not drink this **** if ur a pot head.....

another warning is it dose not give u wings..... so don't try and prove that theary
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#64 Sep 21 2005 at 9:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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HAHAHA

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78.00 cans of Monster + You = Death
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