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tastes like Pez.
how quickly does the energy factor kick in and how long does it last? How would you compare your energy kick with it to that of 3 cups of coffee?
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tastes like Pez.
Red Bull is the new Pez?
Red bull is nasty.
Mistress Darkflame wrote:
Red bull is nasty.
Tastes great mixed with Jagermeister.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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Red Bull does nothing for me. Lost on the hand, keeps me up for hours. Tastes like hell though.
caffiene pills are so much better
I prefer my caffeine in liquid form, usually flavored with hazelnut or french vanilla
Jagerbomb FTW!
AegisfangBattlehammer the Tulip wrote:
Jagerbomb FTW!
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Red Bull makes me want to pull my intestines out, cut them into pieces, liquify them, and drink them again.
Only because it's that disgusting.
Only because it's that disgusting.
Doranville wrote:
Red Bull makes me want to pull my intestines out, cut them into pieces, liquify them, and drink them again.
I could not have put it any better myself. Guess who is getting a case of Red Bull and a video camera for Christmas in their stocking!
Please be sure to have someone mail the tape back so we can all watch.
Whoever said I celebrated Christmas?
Saturnalia for the win.
Saturnalia for the win.
Doranville wrote:
Whoever said I celebrated Christmas?
Saturnalia for the win.
Saturnalia for the win.
I don't give a fu[b][/b]ck what you celebrate, you are getting it for Christmas and that is final.
So when I start yelling at you in various languages, and throwing frying pans at you, you won't be scared?
Alright, leave the presents on the doorstep. I'm sure one of my concubine'll pick them up.
Alright, leave the presents on the doorstep. I'm sure one of my concubine'll pick them up.
Red Bull was the top of the line energy drink 4 years ago, now theres things out there that will boost you to the level of thinking you did 5 hits of speed. As far as probably the most potent energy drink available at the grocery store now, I'd say it's definately Monster. 1 can of that was easily the equivalant of 4 red bulls if not more.
For some reason, there are four abandoned cans of Rockstar Energy Drink at work. Glancing over the can, I noted three things.
(A) It says it's for a range of activities from Athlete to Rockstar. I'm not sure exactly what's in the middle of that spectrum but I'm fairly sure I don't fall in there.
(B) It reads "Serve very cold"
and
(C) It warns that it should not be consumed by children or pregnant women
B & C are the same warnings one finds on a bottle of Night Train. I try not to drink that either. Anyway, I stuck with my coffee.
Edited, Tue Sep 20 02:35:33 2005 by Jophiel
(A) It says it's for a range of activities from Athlete to Rockstar. I'm not sure exactly what's in the middle of that spectrum but I'm fairly sure I don't fall in there.
(B) It reads "Serve very cold"
and
(C) It warns that it should not be consumed by children or pregnant women
B & C are the same warnings one finds on a bottle of Night Train. I try not to drink that either. Anyway, I stuck with my coffee.
Edited, Tue Sep 20 02:35:33 2005 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Co-worker at work hooked me on Rockstar as the only acceptable energy drink for the time being. Monster makes me feel sick. Red Bull was kick *** and I actually felt like I got a strange up-beat high from it, but then I believe they changed the recipe around and then it was never the same.
Or I need to lay off the crack.
Or I need to lay off the crack.
The only thing that actually gave me energy, was ephedra. Now of course, it's fu[/b]cking banned.
Red Bull tastes like sh[b]it.
Red Bull tastes like sh[b]it.
Red Bull gives you wings, apparently.
Given the weight to wingspan ratio of most birds, and taking into account that humans don`t have hollow bones or beaks to reduce weight, these wings would need to be around 18 feet wide to be of any use for powered flight. Now, to actually flap a pair of wings that wide would need enourmous chest muscles. Not bodybuilder huge. Not even World`s strongest Man huge. Around a third of the human`s previous total body weight should do it. Of course, that means they would instantly rip through the skin of the unfortunate person`s chest. Since they would be anchored to the person`s ribcage and breastbone, which, unlike a bird`s, is not massivly strengthened, the muscles would also rip the person`s ribcage open like one of those folding toolboxes, leaving the heart, lungs and other vital organs unprotected. And even if somehow it didn`t, the wings would still be useless for flight, as the human breastbone lacks a keel and because of the heavy head instead of a lightweight beak the unfortunate human would instantly crash headfirst into the ground, pulverizing their entire head.
So to finish, it might be best if the cans bore large warning labels saying: Red Bull rips the skin off your chest, tears your ribcage open leaving your vital organs exposed and pulverises your head and skull!
And you complain about the taste...
Given the weight to wingspan ratio of most birds, and taking into account that humans don`t have hollow bones or beaks to reduce weight, these wings would need to be around 18 feet wide to be of any use for powered flight. Now, to actually flap a pair of wings that wide would need enourmous chest muscles. Not bodybuilder huge. Not even World`s strongest Man huge. Around a third of the human`s previous total body weight should do it. Of course, that means they would instantly rip through the skin of the unfortunate person`s chest. Since they would be anchored to the person`s ribcage and breastbone, which, unlike a bird`s, is not massivly strengthened, the muscles would also rip the person`s ribcage open like one of those folding toolboxes, leaving the heart, lungs and other vital organs unprotected. And even if somehow it didn`t, the wings would still be useless for flight, as the human breastbone lacks a keel and because of the heavy head instead of a lightweight beak the unfortunate human would instantly crash headfirst into the ground, pulverizing their entire head.
So to finish, it might be best if the cans bore large warning labels saying: Red Bull rips the skin off your chest, tears your ribcage open leaving your vital organs exposed and pulverises your head and skull!
And you complain about the taste...
Just do coke like any normal person.
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Red Bull gives you wings, apparently.
Given the weight to wingspan ratio of most birds, and taking into account that humans don`t have hollow bones or beaks to reduce weight, these wings would need to be around 18 feet wide to be of any use for powered flight. Now, to actually flap a pair of wings that wide would need enourmous chest muscles. Not bodybuilder huge. Not even World`s strongest Man huge. Around a third of the human`s previous total body weight should do it. Of course, that means they would instantly rip through the skin of the unfortunate person`s chest. Since they would be anchored to the person`s ribcage and breastbone, which, unlike a bird`s, is not massivly strengthened, the muscles would also rip the person`s ribcage open like one of those folding toolboxes, leaving the heart, lungs and other vital organs unprotected. And even if somehow it didn`t, the wings would still be useless for flight, as the human breastbone lacks a keel and because of the heavy head instead of a lightweight beak the unfortunate human would instantly crash headfirst into the ground, pulverizing their entire head.
So to finish, it might be best if the cans bore large warning labels saying: Red Bull rips the skin off your chest, tears your ribcage open leaving your vital organs exposed and pulverises your head and skull!
And you complain about the taste...
Given the weight to wingspan ratio of most birds, and taking into account that humans don`t have hollow bones or beaks to reduce weight, these wings would need to be around 18 feet wide to be of any use for powered flight. Now, to actually flap a pair of wings that wide would need enourmous chest muscles. Not bodybuilder huge. Not even World`s strongest Man huge. Around a third of the human`s previous total body weight should do it. Of course, that means they would instantly rip through the skin of the unfortunate person`s chest. Since they would be anchored to the person`s ribcage and breastbone, which, unlike a bird`s, is not massivly strengthened, the muscles would also rip the person`s ribcage open like one of those folding toolboxes, leaving the heart, lungs and other vital organs unprotected. And even if somehow it didn`t, the wings would still be useless for flight, as the human breastbone lacks a keel and because of the heavy head instead of a lightweight beak the unfortunate human would instantly crash headfirst into the ground, pulverizing their entire head.
So to finish, it might be best if the cans bore large warning labels saying: Red Bull rips the skin off your chest, tears your ribcage open leaving your vital organs exposed and pulverises your head and skull!
And you complain about the taste...
If that wasn't stolen from any website or some kind of comedian, please, can I have your babies? Love you long time, rawr
When I am served with a Jager bomb I remove the red bull and chug the Jager. Once upon a time I could chug an 8 shot of Jager. Oh those were the days....
I drink Monster now.
I drink Monster now.
Red Bull and Vodka.
Most bars will poor you a healthy shot or 2 of Vodka in with the Red Bull, a decent bar tender will even serve you whats left in the Red Bull can.
Most bars will poor you a healthy shot or 2 of Vodka in with the Red Bull, a decent bar tender will even serve you whats left in the Red Bull can.
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