Since when does pressing my doorbell become a magic "Free access to your time" button?
No I don't want to subscribe to your fu[/i]cking gymnasium / Cable company / Phone Company / Wacky religion!
If I want a conservatory I'll fu[i]cking ask for one!
So it's worth developing techniques for getting rid of the "Don't take no for an answer" brigade:
1.
Doorstepper: Could I interest you in [insert sh[/i]ite products or services here]?
Nobby: Fu[i]ck Off
2.
Doorstepper: Could I interest you in [insert sh[/i]ite products or services here]?
Nobby: Ooh! Yes! Wait there a second please.
(Close and lock door then go upstairs. They rarely stay longer than 10 minutes, but my record is 25)
and my favourite. . .
3.
Doorstepper: Could I interest you in [insert sh[i]ite products or services here]?
Nobby: Sorry I don't speak English
Doorstepper: But I am speaking English!
Nobby: Nope. Didn't get a word of that
Doorstepper: I said I am speaking English! And so are you!
Nobby: Sorry, that was just noise to me.
It can go on for a while, but trust me. It's hugely rewarding