Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last eight days:
* The hurricane only hit black family's property
* New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.
* Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
* New Orleans has no white people.
* The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an
Alabama resident.
* When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen TV.
* The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the city is welfare, looters and gang free and they are in your city.
* White folks don't make good news stories.
* Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead ***** because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.
* Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.
* Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get
you and give you money for being stupid.
* Damn, I feel so sorry for all those black folks.
* The only way it could have been worse was to be white