Odds are that you were born in a lower class family, in a 3rd or 2nd world country.
Odds are that you will never be rich, famous, charismatic, talented, successful, or beautiful.
Odds are you won't have a lot of sex, and if you did, it probably wasn't that great.
Odds are that your job isn't enjoyable.
Buddha says none of the above will make you happy.
Love is nothing more than mutual affection combined with biological attraction.
Happiness is nothing more than chemicals in your brain. Sadness is nothing more than the lack of those chemicals.
You are not you, there is no you. You are a walking sack of meat with petty and worthless feelings. You are not original, there is nothing that you have done or thought that hasn't been done or thought of before.
You've probably been to many more places through books, television, pictures, and the internet than you have been through your body.
Odds are you'll probably spend more time working than you will enjoying the fruits of your labor. Even more likely is the fact you probably won't enjoy the fruits of your labor anyways.
Buddha says desire is the cause of all suffering, which means desiring to be happy will make you suffer too.
Yo have to kiss *** to get anywhere, and no matter where you go, you'll have to kiss ***.
People don't give a sh[b][/b]it about how hard you work, they only care about how much success you draw from the work.
Likewise, noone cares how many sit-ups or push-ups you did, they only care about how much weight you lost.
I'm pissed. Life sucks.
Edited, Thu Sep 15 23:19:30 2005 by Nabraben
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Likewise, noone cares how many sit-ups or push-ups you did, they only care about how much weight you lost.
Run, you fat piece of sh[/i]it.
↓His opinion is ****.↓
Odds are that you were born in a lower class family, in a 3rd or 2nd world country.
USA count?
Odds are that you will never be rich, famous, charismatic, talented, successful, or beautiful.
I still am in my own sort of way, was so hot once, I could burn you... once.
Odds are you won't have a lot of sex, and if you did, it probably wasn't that great.
Once I learned what an ****** was, didn't matter if it was that great, I made it great.
Odds are that your job isn't enjoyable.
I play games for a living
Buddha says none of the above will make you happy.
What does Buddha know, he's dead, right?
Love is nothing more than mutual affection combined with biological attraction.
J Giles said it best... "Love Stinks"
Happiness is nothing more than chemicals in your brain. Sadness is nothing more than the lack of those chemicals.
Why the hell do you think we need chocolate once a month???
You are not you, there is no you. You are a walking sack of meat with petty and worthless feelings. You are not original, there is nothing that you have done or thought that hasn't been done or thought of before.
YRSW or YSRW
You've probably been to many more places through books, television, pictures, and the internet than you have been through your body.
Well let's micropic me, then ask me again.
Odds are you'll probably spend more time working than you will enjoying the fruits of your labor. Even more likely is the fact you probably won't enjoy the fruits of your labor anyways.
Well my fruits of my labor are the fruit of my loins, just depends on your outlook...
Buddha says desire is the cause of all suffering, which means desiring to be happy will make you suffer too.
And you take advice from a fat dead guy?
You (fixed a typo here) have to kiss *** to get anywhere, and no matter where you go, you'll have to kiss ***.
I would rather kiss it, than lick it. And some people have nice ones.
People don't give a sh[/b]it about how hard you work, they only care about how much success you draw from the work.
[b]I love my job.
Likewise, noone cares how many sit-ups or push-ups you did, they only care about how much weight you lost.
Booyah, I hate sit ups and I lost a lot of weight!
I'm pissed. Life sucks.
SUCKA!!!!
Edit: I hate those quoty things...
Edited, Fri Sep 16 00:01:30 2005 by Darkflame
USA count?
Odds are that you will never be rich, famous, charismatic, talented, successful, or beautiful.
I still am in my own sort of way, was so hot once, I could burn you... once.
Odds are you won't have a lot of sex, and if you did, it probably wasn't that great.
Once I learned what an ****** was, didn't matter if it was that great, I made it great.
Odds are that your job isn't enjoyable.
I play games for a living
Buddha says none of the above will make you happy.
What does Buddha know, he's dead, right?
Love is nothing more than mutual affection combined with biological attraction.
J Giles said it best... "Love Stinks"
Happiness is nothing more than chemicals in your brain. Sadness is nothing more than the lack of those chemicals.
Why the hell do you think we need chocolate once a month???
You are not you, there is no you. You are a walking sack of meat with petty and worthless feelings. You are not original, there is nothing that you have done or thought that hasn't been done or thought of before.
YRSW or YSRW
You've probably been to many more places through books, television, pictures, and the internet than you have been through your body.
Well let's micropic me, then ask me again.
Odds are you'll probably spend more time working than you will enjoying the fruits of your labor. Even more likely is the fact you probably won't enjoy the fruits of your labor anyways.
Well my fruits of my labor are the fruit of my loins, just depends on your outlook...
Buddha says desire is the cause of all suffering, which means desiring to be happy will make you suffer too.
And you take advice from a fat dead guy?
You (fixed a typo here) have to kiss *** to get anywhere, and no matter where you go, you'll have to kiss ***.
I would rather kiss it, than lick it. And some people have nice ones.
People don't give a sh[/b]it about how hard you work, they only care about how much success you draw from the work.
[b]I love my job.
Likewise, noone cares how many sit-ups or push-ups you did, they only care about how much weight you lost.
Booyah, I hate sit ups and I lost a lot of weight!
I'm pissed. Life sucks.
SUCKA!!!!
Edit: I hate those quoty things...
Edited, Fri Sep 16 00:01:30 2005 by Darkflame
Sounds like a foghorn....
EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Odds are that you were born in a lower class family, in a 3rd or 2nd world country.
Odds are that you will never be rich, famous, charismatic, talented, successful, or beautiful.
Odds are you won't have a lot of sex, and if you did, it probably wasn't that great.
Odds are that your job isn't enjoyable.
I beat the odds!
Buddha says none of the above will make you happy.
WTF are you crying about it for?
Love is nothing more than mutual affection combined with biological attraction.
Happiness is nothing more than chemicals in your brain. Sadness is nothing more than the lack of those chemicals.
And? Would you be happier if it came from pixie dust?
You are not you, there is no you. You are a walking sack of meat with petty and worthless feelings. You are not original, there is nothing that you have done or thought that hasn't been done or thought of before.
Sez you.
You've probably been to many more places through books, television, pictures, and the internet than you have been through your body.
You should be grateful you can visit so many places via literature, film, the internet, etc.
Odds are you'll probably spend more time working than you will enjoying the fruits of your labor. Even more likely is the fact you probably won't enjoy the fruits of your labor anyways.
Define "working"
Buddha says desire is the cause of all suffering, which means desiring to be happy will make you suffer too.
"Ah, but you're forgetting the three Noble Truths of the Buddah..."
"I am not!"
Yo have to kiss *** to get anywhere, and no matter where you go, you'll have to kiss ***.
Can I pick the ***?
People don't give a sh[b]it about how hard you work, they only care about how much success you draw from the work.[/b]
Luckily, I'm not working hard!
Likewise, noone cares how many sit-ups or push-ups you did, they only care about how much weight you lost.
I'm pissed. Life sucks.
And you're whiney!
Odds are that you will never be rich, famous, charismatic, talented, successful, or beautiful.
Odds are you won't have a lot of sex, and if you did, it probably wasn't that great.
Odds are that your job isn't enjoyable.
I beat the odds!
Buddha says none of the above will make you happy.
WTF are you crying about it for?
Love is nothing more than mutual affection combined with biological attraction.
Happiness is nothing more than chemicals in your brain. Sadness is nothing more than the lack of those chemicals.
And? Would you be happier if it came from pixie dust?
You are not you, there is no you. You are a walking sack of meat with petty and worthless feelings. You are not original, there is nothing that you have done or thought that hasn't been done or thought of before.
Sez you.
You've probably been to many more places through books, television, pictures, and the internet than you have been through your body.
You should be grateful you can visit so many places via literature, film, the internet, etc.
Odds are you'll probably spend more time working than you will enjoying the fruits of your labor. Even more likely is the fact you probably won't enjoy the fruits of your labor anyways.
Define "working"
Buddha says desire is the cause of all suffering, which means desiring to be happy will make you suffer too.
"Ah, but you're forgetting the three Noble Truths of the Buddah..."
"I am not!"
Yo have to kiss *** to get anywhere, and no matter where you go, you'll have to kiss ***.
Can I pick the ***?
People don't give a sh[b]it about how hard you work, they only care about how much success you draw from the work.[/b]
Luckily, I'm not working hard!
Likewise, noone cares how many sit-ups or push-ups you did, they only care about how much weight you lost.
I'm pissed. Life sucks.
And you're whiney!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
For all that I just wrote, I could make it more concise by saying this:
The very fact that you have the time to worry about whether or not happiness is a chemical reaction and whether or not people care about your sit-ups means your life can't suck that much. So stop crying.
The very fact that you have the time to worry about whether or not happiness is a chemical reaction and whether or not people care about your sit-ups means your life can't suck that much. So stop crying.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Quit your fu[/b]cking whining and deal with it. Life sucks just as much for you as it does for everyone else. Some people just deal with it better.
Fu[b]cking sissy.
Ok, I can start breathing now.
Fu[b]cking sissy.
Ok, I can start breathing now.
nice. you've discovered the purpose for Alcoholism.
Bottoms Up!
Bottoms Up!
Nabraben wrote:
Nothing worth repeating.
Little sad? Need a lift? Stick a fork in light socket, now if that doesn't give you a warm fuzzy feeling I don't know what will.
A master philosopher wrote:
God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the fu[/i]cking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fu[/i]cking helmet, alright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second ******. That's it, ok! You ***, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fu[/i]cking work, ok!? That is it! End of fuc[/i]king list! "I'm just not happy." Shut the fu[/i]ck up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the Fu[/i]ck Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I.." "Shut the fu[/i]ck up, next!" "I don't feel so.." "Shut the fu[/i]ck up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the fu[/i]ck up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining fu[/i]cking maggots.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Nabraben,
Within your post lies what makes life wonderful, too.
It's no secret.
Within your post lies what makes life wonderful, too.
It's no secret.
Hi guys, what's this thread about?
#16REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 16 2005 at 6:14 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) ITS ABOUT THE AWESOMLY SWEET JOYS OF LIFE!!!:))))))))))))))<333333333333333333333333333
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Hi guys, what's this thread about?
Nothing to see here, just a waste of cyberspace.
Dammit, I just broke a nail.
Elderon wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Hi guys, what's this thread about?
Guess what bi[b][/b]tch, there's a little thing right next to the post name that shows my name and status, if you don't think you're going to be rated up don't post. It's that simple you little karma ****.
Take your own advice please.
Nabraben wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Hi guys, what's this thread about?
Guess what bi[b][/b]tch, there's a little thing right next to the post name that shows my name and status, if you don't think you're going to be rated up don't post. It's that simple you little karma ****.
Uh oh, someone has a little sand in their ******.
Edited, Sat Sep 17 07:24:48 2005 by Rimesume
Nabraben wrote:
Odds are that you were born in a lower class family, in a 3rd or 2nd world country.
Lower class for the win. Less to think about.
Odds are that you will never be rich, famous, charismatic, talented, successful, or beautiful.
Speak for yourself toad.
Odds are you won't have a lot of sex, and if you did, it probably wasn't that great.
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF TOAD!
Odds are that your job isn't enjoyable.
Ok, ya got one. ding!
Buddha says none of the above will make you happy.
******* Buddha! He's for smokin anyways.[/b]
Love is nothing more than mutual affection combined with biological attraction.
I would also like to fu[b]ck a hot librarian.[/b]
Happiness is nothing more than chemicals in your brain. Sadness is nothing more than the lack of those chemicals.
Your point?
You are not you, there is no you. You are a walking sack of meat with petty and worthless feelings. You are not original, there is nothing that you have done or thought that hasn't been done or thought of before.
If there was a god, he'd drain this lake, so we could go over there and BONE those sluts!
You've probably been to many more places through books, television, pictures, and the internet than you have been through your body.
Whats wrong with that?
Odds are you'll probably spend more time working than you will enjoying the fruits of your labor. Even more likely is the fact you probably won't enjoy the fruits of your labor anyways.
You must have had your lunch money stolen every fuc[b]king day.[/b]
Buddha says desire is the cause of all suffering, which means desiring to be happy will make you suffer too.
We covered this already.
Yo have to kiss *** to get anywhere, and no matter where you go, you'll have to kiss ***.
Good luck with that whole thing.
People don't give a sh[/b]it about how hard you work, they only care about how much success you draw from the work.
[b]I dont give a sh[b]it what anybody thinks.[/b]
Likewise, noone cares how many sit-ups or push-ups you did, they only care about how much weight you lost.
This is, and has been, a life changing revelation for me.
I'm pissed. Life sucks.
No it doesn't. The alternative does.
Edited, Thu Sep 15 23:19:30 2005 by Nabraben
Lower class for the win. Less to think about.
Odds are that you will never be rich, famous, charismatic, talented, successful, or beautiful.
Speak for yourself toad.
Odds are you won't have a lot of sex, and if you did, it probably wasn't that great.
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF TOAD!
Odds are that your job isn't enjoyable.
Ok, ya got one. ding!
Buddha says none of the above will make you happy.
******* Buddha! He's for smokin anyways.[/b]
Love is nothing more than mutual affection combined with biological attraction.
I would also like to fu[b]ck a hot librarian.[/b]
Happiness is nothing more than chemicals in your brain. Sadness is nothing more than the lack of those chemicals.
Your point?
You are not you, there is no you. You are a walking sack of meat with petty and worthless feelings. You are not original, there is nothing that you have done or thought that hasn't been done or thought of before.
If there was a god, he'd drain this lake, so we could go over there and BONE those sluts!
You've probably been to many more places through books, television, pictures, and the internet than you have been through your body.
Whats wrong with that?
Odds are you'll probably spend more time working than you will enjoying the fruits of your labor. Even more likely is the fact you probably won't enjoy the fruits of your labor anyways.
You must have had your lunch money stolen every fuc[b]king day.[/b]
Buddha says desire is the cause of all suffering, which means desiring to be happy will make you suffer too.
We covered this already.
Yo have to kiss *** to get anywhere, and no matter where you go, you'll have to kiss ***.
Good luck with that whole thing.
People don't give a sh[/b]it about how hard you work, they only care about how much success you draw from the work.
[b]I dont give a sh[b]it what anybody thinks.[/b]
Likewise, noone cares how many sit-ups or push-ups you did, they only care about how much weight you lost.
This is, and has been, a life changing revelation for me.
I'm pissed. Life sucks.
No it doesn't. The alternative does.
Edited, Thu Sep 15 23:19:30 2005 by Nabraben
Edited, Sat Sep 17 10:14:10 2005 by Weebs
To the OP: Just die already, in your eyes life is futile, so just give up, no one will cry, not even your momma.
Quit thinking so damn much and enjoy life! Chances are you have too much time on your hands, go get a girl/boyfriend or something, hell, get a ******* dog, whatever it takes to get your mind of the futility of life.
Or even better, get a religion, besides Buhhdism, because uh...your not doing it right.
The whole point of forsaking everything that's physical is to attain balance and all that good stuff, to be enlightened and there-by..being happy.
See how it works? Buddhism isn't about not being happy, it's about just being happy, for no reason at all...and that's why I hate buddhism now.
Quit thinking so damn much and enjoy life! Chances are you have too much time on your hands, go get a girl/boyfriend or something, hell, get a ******* dog, whatever it takes to get your mind of the futility of life.
Or even better, get a religion, besides Buhhdism, because uh...your not doing it right.
The whole point of forsaking everything that's physical is to attain balance and all that good stuff, to be enlightened and there-by..being happy.
See how it works? Buddhism isn't about not being happy, it's about just being happy, for no reason at all...and that's why I hate buddhism now.
Who's sock is it?
Think the OP needs some ****. Either that or a "happy ending" massage.
Or better yet, a bleach martini followed by a bleach *****. Hell why not throw in a saltwater episiotomy for ***** and giggles.
I think you should go for the latter Nabraben. That'd make my weekend alot happier : D
Or better yet, a bleach martini followed by a bleach *****. Hell why not throw in a saltwater episiotomy for ***** and giggles.
I think you should go for the latter Nabraben. That'd make my weekend alot happier : D
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Who's sock is it?
Did..he..did he just call me a sock?
Oh..My...is he going to try and ********** ....
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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