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I heard of this really weird invention called a cell phone. Supposedly you can talk to anyone, anywhere, at anytime. Has anyone checked out this really cool thing yet? Bob DAMN that would be the day!
Radical! They should give the president one of those fancy phonethingys so that when he is on vacation they can get a hold of him.
Until then, I guess he will only be able to lead the country from one place. Oh well, maybe next time.