Two lesbians...Follow

So this recently divorced guy walks into a bar to get a couple of drinks. He ends up buying a woman some drinks and they get to talking. He ends up letting her know why his wife left him.

He says "Yeah... my wife left me because of my sexual tendencies, she said that she just couldn't handle how kinky I am anymore." To his surprise she says that her husband just left her for similar reasons.

So they get to talking a little bit more and she invites him back to her place for a night cap. As soon as they get in the door she pushes him onto the couch and says "You stay right there, I am going to go slip into something more comfortable."

She comes out a couple minutes later all decked out in ********** gear. Cat-o-nine tails, stilettos, fishnet stockings, and other assorted gadgets. To her surprise though, he is on his way out the door.

"Where the fu[/i]ck are you going?" she says, "I thought I told you not to move." He just shrugs and says "Look lady, I already fu[i]cked your dog and s[/i]hit in your purse... I'm outta here."

[i]Edited, Wed Sep 14 05:31:46 2005 by NaturalDisaster