Ok ok.... Last one. pre-warning, I'm bad at wording jokes.
So there was this kid named Johnny sitting in the class room, drawing pictures. The teacher comes up to him and says, "Johnny, what a beautiful picture that is... What color is the crayon you're using?" Johnny, being slightly timid and shy, looks up at the teacher and says, "It's purple passion, miss."
The teacher looks at him scournfully and shouts, "GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, NOW!!!!"
So, little Johnny sniffles and whipes a few tears away as he goes to the principal's office.
When he gets to the principals office, the principal looks at him with shaming eyes and says, "Johnny, why did you get sent to me?"
Little Johnny looks up and says, "Well, I was drawing a picture and the teacher asked me what color I was using and I said, "Purple Passion, miss."
The principal looks at Little Johnny with hatred and anger screaming from his face and shouts, "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!! WE DON'T TEACH YOUR KIND IN OUR SCHOOL!!!!!"
So little Johnny goes home and finds his mom cleaning the kitchen and preparing some pot pies for dinner. With a surprised look on her face, she asks little Johnny, "Johnny, what are you doing home from school so early?"
Little Johnny replies, "Mommy, I was sitting in class and the teacher asked me what color crayon I was using and I said Purple Passion and she sent me to the principal's office and than he expelled me."
Little Johnny's mom immidiatly bursts into tears and screams, "WHY, GOD... WHY MY SON..... I DID NOTHING TO DESERVE SUCH A HORRIBLE CHILD..." than, so angry and sad, she has tears bleeding from her eyes, she looks at little Johnny and screams, "GO TO YOUR ROOM.... YOUR FATHER WILL HANDLE THIS WHEN HE GETS HOME!!!"
When little Johnny's Dad got home, he runs up the stairs and into little Johnny's room and screams, "YOUR MOTHER JUST TOLD ME WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!! YOU'RE NO LONGER WELCOME HERE!!!!
So little Johnny packs a few of his personal belongins and ties a sack to a stick, and hits the streets. As he is walking down the street, a police officer pulls up next to him and asks, "What are you doing out so late?" Little Johnny then procedes to tell him the story and how he told the teacher that he was using the color purple passion. The police officer immidiatly pulls out his billy club and knocks little Johnny unconcsious, screaming, "WE DON"T ALLOW YOUR KIND OUT HERE, BOY!!!
After a couple days in Jail, they decide to let little Johnny go. As little Jonny is walking out of the jailhouse, he begins walking down the street. As Johnny approaches an intersection, he begins crossing it when all of the sudden a large truck comes screaming down the street, hitting little Johnny, sending him through the air to his death.
And now, what is the moral of the story?.......
Always look both ways when crossing the street.......
please don't hate me..