Dead People are Perfect.Follow

Dead People Do Not:

Pollute.

Cut you off on the freeway.

Over eat.

Cheat on you.

Steal the last slice of pie from the freezer.

Take up air that you could breathe.

Eat food that you could be eating.

Drink wine that you wish to drink.

Murder.

Steal.

Rape.

Have sex with animals.

Commit Genocide.

Argue with you on the internet.

**** anyone off, excluding an inconvienient or untimely death.

Pay Taxes.

Start Wars.

Consider Homosexuality (For you conservative types)

Hate.

Listen to sh[/b]itty music.

Commit Heresy.




[b]Dead People do:



Fertilize the Earth.

Provide food for other humans in some cases.

Provide sexual pleasure for the living in some cases.

Leave you alone.

Some people believe they will be with you always.

Leave me alone.

Sit still.

Sometimes they leave you money.

Leave bones behind that you can do McGyver sort of sh[b][/b]it with.

Sometimes they leave you organs as they are dying.

Sit around while you talk to them like an idiot.







If everyone was dead, the world would be a lot simpler, and most likely not as many bad things would happen. Dead people are neat.

Edited, Wed Sep 7 01:05:56 2005 by Nabraben

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Dead people stink - Air pollution.

Dead people are an eye soar... more... air pollution. You aren't specifying whether these dead people are burried, or if they're just sitting limp on the couch. Maybe some dead guy died WHILE listening to ****** music - or is deathwish to RIP invovled some sort of Opera music playing near is ashes.

Especially the ones fresh out of their graves. But maybe "fresh" isnt the right word.

I dunno.
Dead People Do Not:

Pollute. - Methane gas polution

Cut you off on the freeway. !@#$% hearses

Over eat. - Zombies

Cheat on you. - Sex Zombies

Steal the last slice of pie from the freezer. - Pie zombies

Take up air that you could breathe. - They polute it with methane though...

Eat food that you could be eating. - technically zombies? Donner, party of 7!

Drink wine that you wish to drink. - Ok, i'll give you that one

Murder. - Zombies again

Steal. - hello? brains anyone?

Rape. - Sex zombies. they want to rape your brain.

Have sex with animals. - Poodle zombies

Commit Genocide. - Depends on wether you define eating small towns "genocide"

Argue with you on the internet. - How else do you explain shadowrealm?

**** anyone off, excluding an inconvienient or untimely death. - And zombies. Oh, and vampires too.

Pay Taxes. - The IRS is ran by zombie overloards

Start Wars. - Been to Jamacia lately?

Consider Homosexuality (For you conservative types) - ok, i'll give you that one too.

Hate. - ok, maybe

Listen to ****** music. - /shuddar disco zombies

Commit Heresy. - not for lack of trying.


@#$%^& spam zombies.

Kao... Made me laugh my *** off in a time I really needed it.
[quote=Kao]Steal the last slice of pie from the freezer. - Pie zombies *************** Gold, thanks man.

Don't we have an undeadfungus or something of that sort around here somewhere?

This is just like the chicken and the egg argument. Eggs don't squawk, ****, peck or fly around with their heads cut off. They do sit around nice and politely waiting to get fried up.

But where would the egg be without the chicken? and likewise what would be the purpose of the dead if NOT for us breathing individuals?