How much do you really work?Follow

So you want a day off?

So you want a day off ? Let's take a look at what you're asking for:

There are 365 days per year available for work . There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 mins every day on coffee break that accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave.

This leaves you only 20 days available for work. We are off for 5 days holiday per year, so your available time is down to 15 days. We generously give you 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and i'll be dammed youu're gonna take that day off ! ! ! !

So... I guess it was unfair to ask for those two weeks off...

~Blix


Edited, Mon Sep 5 09:46:19 2005 by BlixofFenrir

Give credit where it's due. This is a crappy cut&paste, not his own original work.

You don't really expect a cut&paste artist to check the authenticity of the math, do you?

It is supposed to be a joke. The error lies in multiplying lunch break, coffee break, etc. by 365 days, instead of by the remaining number of work days.

Mmmhm, that's nice Bhod... Mmmhmm... so... where did you get your avatar?

~Blix

My math sucks, and yet I still feel entitled to at least two months a year vacation.

Edited, Mon Sep 5 16:09:12 2005 by Paterfamilias

I work about as much as this guy does.

Need a date?????