Well, last night I had a dream. So did my GF. We both dreamed we broke up, but my story was just a little more in-depth.
She dreamt that we broke up, but didn't know why.
I dreamt that I was at my buddy's house, and all of a sudden a girl was leaning over the table in front of me. She wanted me, so I got behind her, unhooked her bra and grabbed her tits. When I couldn't take it anymore, I dropped trou along with hers and proceeded to insert my engorged, and somehow already condom laden member into her. Just before "dwelving into the deep abiss", I ejaculated, so I never really had sex with her. I was embarassed and horrified at myself so I threw the condom and walked home.
By the time I got home, my mom was there and asked me why I had grabbed the breast, fingered, and had sex with some girl(she said the name, but I don't know what it is now, and didn't know before I started with her) even though I didn't even insert, and didn't finger at all. When my mom asked me, I had the phone in my hand and was about to call my GF because I felt guilty and had to tell her. After my mom told me this, I asked how she knew, especially in such damn good detail.
"Everyone knows!"
I couldn't call my GF after that because I felt WAY too guilty since she, along with everyone else, already knew about it. After that my dream just kinda faded away.
So, what does it all mean, Basil?
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it means you're Gay.
Yep, definitely *****.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I don't... really pay all that much attention to dreams as I rarely have dreams that I remember when I wake, and when I do, they are so silly that they have no meaning to them, no matter which angle you analyze it by...
The fact that both you and your GF dreamed it, well.. it could mean a few different things:
1). Maybe both you and your GF are uncomfortable with the relationship deep down inside, and are afraid of each other leaving?
2). Maybe one of you is unhappy with the other deep down inside, and deep down inside, the other is aware of it subconsciously?
3). Maybe it means nothing?
My best advice, take it or not, would be to analyze your relationship, talk about the dream, and do things that would strengthen your bonds. Go out, see a movie, do things that you both enjoy, do something she enjoys, and have her do something you enjoy. Have a good friendly warm talk with her about your relationship and what you expect to happen, vs what she expects to happen, and such.
If you do this, even if the dream meant nothing, you will still benefit from a stronger and better relationship.
This is only a suggestion, and it is what I would think about doing if I were in the same situation.
--Xylia
The fact that both you and your GF dreamed it, well.. it could mean a few different things:
1). Maybe both you and your GF are uncomfortable with the relationship deep down inside, and are afraid of each other leaving?
2). Maybe one of you is unhappy with the other deep down inside, and deep down inside, the other is aware of it subconsciously?
3). Maybe it means nothing?
My best advice, take it or not, would be to analyze your relationship, talk about the dream, and do things that would strengthen your bonds. Go out, see a movie, do things that you both enjoy, do something she enjoys, and have her do something you enjoy. Have a good friendly warm talk with her about your relationship and what you expect to happen, vs what she expects to happen, and such.
If you do this, even if the dream meant nothing, you will still benefit from a stronger and better relationship.
This is only a suggestion, and it is what I would think about doing if I were in the same situation.
--Xylia
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Yep, definitely *****.
Blow the horn, *****.
Yep. It's official. You're a cockmonger.
Dear Penthouse,
I never imagined this could happen to me, but one night last winter....
I never imagined this could happen to me, but one night last winter....
I thought the Asylum was supposed to be the epitome of hillarity. All I see here is a couple of lame *** gay jokes.
Can't you guys do any better?
Or do I just have to wait for the pros to respond?
Can't you guys do any better?
Or do I just have to wait for the pros to respond?
Because your gay.
What was the question?
What was the question?
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I like to pleasure women.
Translation - "I really hope I can touch a boobie some day."
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she said the name, but I don't know what it is now, and didn't know before I started with her... ...After my mom told me this, I asked how she knew, especially in such damn good detail...
The girl was obviously your mom. You are a Motherfuc[/b]ker. You should go with the gay angle, it works out better for you in the end. Sure you might feel more secure milking your ole ladys funbags but you're never gonna be cool here totting that baggage.
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Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Tricky's gay.
Only **** cast spells at vampires.
Only **** cast spells at vampires.
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I like to pleasure women.
Translation - "I really hope I can touch a boobie some day."
I like to pleasure women.
Translation - "I really hope I can touch a boobie some day."
lol, thats a little better. Step it up a notch, then well talk.
I don't talk to eleven-teen year olds. When your ********* drop, we'll talk.
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I don't talk to eleven-teen year olds. When your ********* drop, we'll talk.
I'm too young? ****.
Btw, nice avatar. <insert rolling eyes smiley>
FFXIandHALOtwoLOVER wrote:
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I don't talk to eleven-teen year olds. When your ********* drop, we'll talk.
I'm too young? ****.
Btw, nice avatar. <insert rolling eyes smiley>
Nice burn there, when you go after their avatard that is when you have em by the balls.
You just love the balls dont you?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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Nice burn there, when you go after their avatard, that is when you get em on the balls.
Fixed.
Only you would know bhod.
Is that why you got rid of yours? Or did you spend your allowance on ball cream and can't afford it?
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The girl was obviously your mom. You are a ************. You should go with the gay angle, it works out better for you in the end. Sure you might feel more secure milking your ole ladys funbags but you're never gonna be cool here totting that baggage.
I thought you already had someone working the gay angle.
FFXIandHALOtwoLOVER wrote:
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The girl was obviously your mom. You are a ************. You should go with the gay angle, it works out better for you in the end. Sure you might feel more secure milking your ole ladys funbags but you're never gonna be cool here totting that baggage.
I thought you already had someone working the gay angle.
So then, you're more comfortable with the Oedipal angle?
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So then, you're more comfortable with the Oedipal angle?
lol! only if you adopt me :-)
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it has to do with a horse, and a your father cutting off your ***** in punishment for wanting your mother, wait was the girl your mother? after all she did know the girls name....
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