How will the world end?Follow

I am guessing one world leader 8==D, will feel insecure around another world leader 8======D, and will have to compensate for his small manhood with some nuclear weapons and such.

hehe, actually technically, the fundamental components that make up everything are classified as non-living so maybe the world is a " "living" end...

Humanity will cease to exist in about 5,000 years. the planet will spin around in space for another 7 billion years until our sun burns out/explodes.

Either we blow ourselves to bits or we just revert back to olden times and basically live small little existances. You figure there is a chance of oil running out by the end of our lifetime. Without new forms of technology we will run out of fuel, plastics and synthetics, HEAT in our houses (minus fire places)and other parts of our day to day lives. Enjoy your POS Hummer now cause in 35 years, people will slit your throat for its fuel.

Energy Technology 10 costs so much crystal and deuterium that I need for BS, decisions.

yeah I said it

I was walking by Penn Station in New York City last week and a rather crazy looking, almost crazy homeless looking long grey bearded tall man had a huge plywood sign hanging from his chest saying "You are all going to die very soon." This was my first time seeing this sort of thing. (unless you count that homeless guy I have seen several times who drags a life size homemade wooden cross everywhere he goes, and yes its a different guy, but I digress) It is a movie cliche that you rarely get to see in real life.

I found this sighting particuarly upsetting because Penn Station nowadays has soldiers with automatic rifles and lots of other added security to protect us from the terrorist threat and walking past these security measures makes you think - gee, I hope I do not die anytime soon. Then I exit the station and out on the sidewalk I see this guy and his sign telling me I will die very soon after all.

I am pretty sure, that if the world were about to end, that crazy homeless men would be unlikely to get forewarned before the rest of us, but it is still unsettling to see someone with this kind of fervor about the issue to make up a sign and stand by a busy train station. I suppose he is actually a caring tall grey bearded crazy person trying to warn us about our doom, which means he is probably a nice guy underneath that tall grey bearded crazy person demeaner as most tall grey bearded crazy people would not give a crap about us. So just in case I am wrong about the crazy homeless men getting forewarned, the next time I see him, Katie, I will ask him and let you know what he says.

Hahaha... *tear* Owned...


Us canadians are going to decide as a country, that we should be the rulers of the world, however, with our limited military resources, we will have to resort to hockeysticks of all shapes and forms...

Only problem for the rest of the world is... We're so dependant on the U.S. that no one will see us coming...

EX.

Some russian guys in a military establishment on the coast near alaska...

"Hey, what's that coming at us, Alexei?" says Gustaf
"Hrm... *looks through binoculars* A boat of what seems to be a large angry mob of Canadians with hockey sticks... why?"

"Oh, no reason... false alarm..."



Hahaha *Insert evil smiley*

If I can afford a Hummer now, odds are I will not still be driving it in 35 years.

Yoss, if the pesticides don't emmasculate you, this "Posting from the midst of a herd of pearled unicorns" will.

ok i like to think of it this way.

one of the celeb ppl in the world will act so bad (has bad has sending nukes everywhere for no reason at all and fkn up da world) then we will all do like hippies and we will fck to protest agains the act of that guy but we will fck so hard and for so long that everyone is gonna die from exaution but the dude that was lunching the nukes cuz hes an idiot and he will die cuz he bombed hes own wife that was fkn sumone else cuz she was protestin just cuz she loved the way they were protestin . GG poont.... kangarooz died too ....

Sorry, I couldn't resist

Edited, Wed Aug 31 02:00:49 2005 by IenamwenTP

Not boiling, burning, scalding throws of death
Nor freezing, withering, empty, passage
But stolen from this world will be our breath
By hordes of dirty socks spewwing assage
Their innane filth draining virtual souls
leaving nothing in their wake but cold holes








] Ok so not true Iambic Pentameter, but a little bit of poetic justice makes the greatest works

The world will end when humanity finally realizes they've made mother nature their ***** for too long. The ozone will have holes and more and more places will become unhospitable. The deserts will grow and the icecaps will melt. Canada and Russia will grow to be the next super powers because of all the people who will relocate there. With Russia still having nukes in the ground and only needing to update them, they will have supreme power for a short while.

The Canadians, not wanting to be Russia's *****, will start sending the few nukes they have.... to mars. They will melt the C02 ice peaks, which will form a proper ozone layer. After the atmosphere is set and the sun is not so harsh, we will send lichen and the sort to mars. Once these grow and produce oxygen, we have a whole new planet to rape and sodomize.

After people have colonized though, they will begin to hate the immigrants from earth and treat them the same way the americans treated the irish. With so much work to be done on this new planet, slavery will rise again. Instead of north versus south, it will be mars vs earth. Without the fear of damaging the soil you live on, the super powers will fight for supreme reign. Missiles will be launched. Alarms will ring. The world will be in chaos in its last hour. Then, with a blinding flash, all will die.

Remember kids! Duck, and cover!