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D.N.N.B. School of Trucking
Here at the Don't Need No Brains School of Trucking, You will learn all the basic how tos along with "in depth" study on how to be a redneck, and grow a beer belly, without getting drunk.
Our founder Wyatt, will instruct you in the art of lot lizard handling and how to avoid those pesky s.t.d.s
Your graduation is of course incomplete without the advanced "art of cussin" under your belt.
Learn all the basic Trucker Slang
Weee Doggies
10 Fo!
Hunt Hats
Roller Skates
Care Bears
These and many many more!
Testimonial:
Before I came to D.N.N.B. I werent getting ahead at all. The D.N.N.B. changed all that. Now after cussin at my dispatcher for about a half hour, I get the best loads. I woulda never been able to git the landfill contract iffin it werent fer Wyatt and the D.N.N.B.
- Herbert ******** Huntsville, Alabama
Take advantage of this one time offer now! Classes start in the fall. Take charge of your future! We can't call you! -Wyatt
D.N.N.B. School Of Trucking
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St Louis Missouri 08869
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This is one the best posts I have seen in awhile.
Do they teach you to jake-brake through residential neighborhoods at 3 in the morning at that school? Because, you can't be a cool truck driver unless everyone can hear you all the time! Don't forget to knock the baffles out of your stacks for that extra ear splitting bonus!
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Where do you sign up? I'm pretty much ready to quit my job and become a trucker.
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Where do you sign up? I'm pretty much ready to quit my job and become a trucker.
I thought we were gonna buy a boat and become professional bass fishermen. Way to smash dreams, jackas[/b]s.
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Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
what? I can't be a trucker on the side. I think truckin' and fishin' go pretty damn well togher.
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Do they teach you to jake-brake through residential neighborhoods at 3 in the morning at that school? Because, you can't be a cool truck driver unless everyone can hear you all the time! Don't forget to knock the baffles out of your stacks for that extra ear splitting bonus!
That I believe is the Dump Truck Division. When you graduate that class, you get a big ol Harley Davidson Sticker for your truck, and a cool "flamed" Doo Rag.
I wish the courses I took in College gave out such cool gear.
The good new is that, after passing this course (effectively becoming a meth addict) another graduate program will surely be available to you.
Grad Program
...Amphetamines became a cure-all for helping truckers to complete their long routes without falling asleep...
Grad Program
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...Amphetamines became a cure-all for helping truckers to complete their long routes without falling asleep...
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