As I sit in the shade of an Oak Tree beside my moated castle, sipping warm beer, I wonder, how does the world view England through its rose tinted pince-nez?
As Pat and tarv will avouch, we all live in castles, have butlers, horses and mistresses, live exclusively on boiled beef and have no chins.
We are devoutly loyal to Her Britannic Majesty, go on strike at the drop of a stovepipe top-hat, say 'pip pip' and 'whoops-a-daisy' regularly, and have at least 5 servants.
It's always raining, but we talk about the weather all the time, and we drink 15 cups of tea every day (It's the law).
So (apart from voting for Bush's prime co[/i]ck-su[i]cker) what is the US view of we Englishmen?
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Hard to get a good view with all the fog.
Well, I think that many of us, we Americans that is, feel that an important branch of your British government is seriously underfunded.
I am of course talking about the BDA.
That and David Beckham is like real important to you guys.
I am of course talking about the BDA.
That and David Beckham is like real important to you guys.
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As I sit in the shade of an Oak Tree beside my moated castle
With crocodiles, right? You HAVE to have the crocodiles.
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RedjedBlue wrote:
That and David Beckham is like real important to you guys.
What's that damn sport he plays again? I think that sport is important to you guys too.
hmm ... O yeah soccer. Duh.
I always thought of it a little like this
My opinion of English people is skewed because the only one I ever really got to know well was the over educated daughter of one of the head man of Shell.
They lived in giant estate and her sister had her favorite horse brought over from England so she wouldnt get home sick.
That and english slang is much superior/amusing than NA slang.
They lived in giant estate and her sister had her favorite horse brought over from England so she wouldnt get home sick.
That and english slang is much superior/amusing than NA slang.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Potty wrote:
what is the US view of we Englishmen?
Englands Greatest Contribution to History.
That's pretty much how we Staters see you chaps.
"Pip-pip, tally ho, are ye up 'fer a spot of tea and crumpets and possibly a game of cricket?"
"Oh, terribly sorry chap, I forgot my shin guards."
"No worries mate, we'll play without them!"
"Preposterous!"
"Oh, terribly sorry chap, I forgot my shin guards."
"No worries mate, we'll play without them!"
"Preposterous!"
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bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
My opinion of English people is skewed because the only one I ever really got to know well was the over educated daughter of one of the head man of Shell.
They lived in giant estate and her sister had her favorite horse brought over from England so she wouldnt get home sick.
That and english slang is much superior/amusing than NA slang.
They lived in giant estate and her sister had her favorite horse brought over from England so she wouldnt get home sick.
That and english slang is much superior/amusing than NA slang.
'ere. 'Ave a word wiv yerself and do one.
Sorted
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
You've got the gayest accents ive ever heard
proofeleven wrote:
You've got the gayest accents ive ever heard
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
All the males have bricks tied to their naughty bits.
Other than that, I don't think about you guys much.
Other than that, I don't think about you guys much.
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
That and english slang is much superior/amusing than NA slang.
Duuuude ... bro, that is some fuc[/b]ked up shizzle my nizzle.
Intriguing accents that have to get out around some scary chiclets.
That's my take.
That's my take.
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
All the males have bricks tied to their naughty bits.
Other than that, I don't think about you guys much.
Other than that, I don't think about you guys much.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Here is one of my favorite lines from her in a e-mail
Little things like that just reak of awesomeness.
English Girl wrote:
Unfortunately my business trip to Tibet went pear-shaped
Little things like that just reak of awesomeness.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
Here is one of my favorite lines from her in a e-mail
Little things like that just reak of awesomeness.
English Girl wrote:
Unfortunately my business trip to Tibet went pear-shaped
Little things like that just reak of awesomeness.
Pear-shaped = "Tits-Up"
Insane = "A sandwich short of a picnic"
Crazy = "As daft as a box of frogs"
Dumb = "If his brains were dynamite, they wouldn't part his hair"
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Bleeding Axe Wound = Varus
least thats how it was explained to me
least thats how it was explained to me
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
Bleeding Axe Wound = Varus
least thats how it was explained to me
least thats how it was explained to me
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I was listening to the live version of Razor's Edge by AC/DC and Brian Johnson was doing his usual singing while taking a sh[b][/b]it routine and belting out the song.
He kept adding "cut yourself" after the end of every repeat of the chorus. Except it sounded like touch yourself.
Why did Dracoid have to go and get himself banned?
He kept adding "cut yourself" after the end of every repeat of the chorus. Except it sounded like touch yourself.
Why did Dracoid have to go and get himself banned?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
Why did Dracoid have to go and get himself banned?
Edited, Thu Aug 18 18:59:57 2005 by PottyMouth
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Do you miss him bhodi? Does varus not work the shaft like drac did?
I miss him like a rash with bad teeth.
remember that time he had no idea what a orthodontist was
remember that time he had no idea what a orthodontist was
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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