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#1 Aug 18 2005 at 8:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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http://www.sltrib.com/nationworld/ci_2943321

***** the language teaching gig, I've gots me a new in game profession!
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#2 Aug 18 2005 at 8:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Breaking barriers: In this year's Maccabiah Games in July in Tel Aviv, historically open only to Jews and Israelis,


Oh noes they said Jews, you **** bastards!
#3 Aug 18 2005 at 8:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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no, not that story, the other one.
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#4 Aug 18 2005 at 8:43 AM Rating: Decent
Would you get a badge?! Maybe a pistol shaped mouse? Do they require a drinking problem?
#5 Aug 18 2005 at 8:45 AM Rating: Good
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Or a mouse shaped pistol.
#6 Aug 18 2005 at 8:46 AM Rating: Decent
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Well my SO isn't an avid online gamer, so kao won't be getting any from her, ever.
#7 Aug 18 2005 at 8:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Got the pistol mouse covered!
http://www.cluboverclocker.com/reviews/game_gear/Monster_Gecko/

For a badge, It's a spiffy star shaped one made out of money siezed from the plat sellers!
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#8 Aug 18 2005 at 8:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh noes they said Jews, you **** bastards!
Someone needs a lesson in grammar.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#9 Aug 18 2005 at 8:58 AM Rating: Decent
Dread L0rd Kaolian wrote:
Got the pistol mouse covered!
http://www.cluboverclocker.com/reviews/game_gear/Monster_Gecko/



Holy sh[b][/b]it they actually make those Smiley: yikes
#10 Aug 18 2005 at 9:02 AM Rating: Good
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Wow, if your paying people money to find out if your SO is virtually humping someone in an online game your marraige has more issues than your SO virtually humping someone in an online game.
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#11 Aug 18 2005 at 9:19 AM Rating: Good
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to learn whether their mates are committing ''virtual adultery'' with other players' characters in the course of the game. (Second Life encourages players to create a character and live out a made-up existence, which can of course include having an affair with another player's made-up character.)

Does that even qualify as adultery? Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't be doing cartwheels, but I don't think I'd call having your wizard ***** her fairy "adultery."
#12 Aug 18 2005 at 9:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Plus those fairies are hawt so it's hard to resist Smiley: frown
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#13 Aug 18 2005 at 9:29 AM Rating: Decent
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((is pretty sure he's about to be sick.))
((re-reads the linked story))
((was right, is sick))



-Nagafen
#14 Aug 18 2005 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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Plus those fairies are hawt so it's hard to resist Smiley: frown

I'm sure it'd be hard to resist even if they weren't.
#15 Aug 18 2005 at 9:34 AM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Plus those fairies are hawt so it's hard to resist Smiley: frown

I'm sure it'd be hard to resist even if they weren't.


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#16 Aug 18 2005 at 9:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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She totally wants me
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#17 Aug 18 2005 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
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Wow, if your paying people money to find out if your SO is virtually humping someone in an online game your marraige has more issues than your SO virtually humping someone in an online game.


Well, do you KNOW if your SO is virtually humping someone in an online game/forum?

With that being said, I'm all for virtual humping. Now who wants to join Aude Spaere???
#18 Aug 18 2005 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good
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Check your PM's please Kao.
#19 Aug 18 2005 at 2:13 PM Rating: Decent
I want a mouse shaped pistol.
#20 Aug 18 2005 at 3:26 PM Rating: Decent
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I want a chocolate pistol, so I could give it to the President.
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#21 Aug 18 2005 at 5:29 PM Rating: Good
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Did the guy post IP addresses and hint at personal IDs?
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#22 Aug 18 2005 at 8:12 PM Rating: Good
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Kao, that job has your name written all over it!

In gold lettering, on the frosted glass window of your private eye office.
#23 Aug 18 2005 at 9:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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She sauntered into my office, past the frosted , gilt-edged letters that read Kaolian Drachensborn, P.I.. the broad brim of her designer hat masking a face framed by golden blond locks. She looked up with that same look they always get, and said "Mr Drachensborn, I need your help." Yeah, she was trouble, but she smelled like money and I needed the cash to pay off big erl down at the track, so I took the job. Seems the dame's main squeez was getting a little side action down at the local ogress den on the weekends. it takes all kinds I guess. After grabbing my retainer check and my trusty pisto,l mouse, i set off into the film noiresque gloom to... to get to the next part of the stiry...

yeah, I could do that!
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#24 Aug 18 2005 at 9:15 PM Rating: Default
Dread L0rd Kaolian wrote:
She sauntered into my office, past the frosted , gilt-edged letters that read Kaolian Drachensborn, P.I.. the broad brim of her designer hat masking a face framed by golden blond locks. She looked up with that same look they always get, and said "Mr Drachensborn, I need your help." Yeah, she was trouble, but she smelled like money and I needed the cash to pay off big erl down at the track, so I took the job. Seems the dame's main squeez was getting a little side action down at the local ogress den on the weekends. it takes all kinds I guess. After grabbing my retainer check and my trusty pisto,l mouse, i set off into the film noiresque gloom to... to get to the next part of the stiry...

yeah, I could do that!


Id ftfy, but it would just get nuked
#25 Aug 18 2005 at 9:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Dread L0rd Kaolian wrote:
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She sauntered into my office, past the frosted , gilt-edged letters that read Kaolian Drachensborn, P.I.. the broad brim of her designer hat masking a face framed by golden blond locks. She looked up with that same look they always get, and said "Mr Drachensborn, I need your help." Yeah, she was trouble, but she smelled like money and I needed the cash to pay off big erl down at the track, so I took the job. Seems the dame's main squeez was getting a little side action down at the local ogress den on the weekends. it takes all kinds I guess. After grabbing my retainer check and my trusty pisto,l mouse, i set off into the film noiresque gloom to... to get to the next part of the stiry...

yeah, I could do that!


Id ftfy, but it would just get nuked


What does FTFY mean? Also...I thought it was pretty funny.


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Seems the dame's main squeez was getting a little side action down at the local ogress den on the weekends.


Except isn't she supposed to be asking YOU to spy on the one cheating....not her? >.>
#26 Aug 19 2005 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good
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So does this mean that they will be adding in a Secret Lover store in MMOS??
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