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#27 Aug 16 2005 at 6:35 PM Rating: Good
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Well, even if the guy ***** you over, you can still roll with the punches... Ask him if he likes to play golf or find out some hobby of his. Take the opportunity to network yourself to the people that make these kind of decisions and you will be much more likely to get what you desire come this time next year.


Fu[/i]ck that. Speaking for myself, if some guy ***** me over I sure as sh[i]it ain't going golfing with the cocksmoker. I don't give a damn if it entails a raise or not.

Which is probably why I'll be at the bottom of the sh[/i]it heap my whole career.


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Keep working on those tight ***-cheeks and sucking corporate ****...I'm sure eventually you'll get what’s cumming to you.

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We all do, in the end.

Good luck with the meeting Pat.

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#28 Aug 16 2005 at 6:36 PM Rating: Good
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We all do, in the end.


No pun intended I'm sure...

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I dunno how inclined you would be to take advice from me, but here's some anyways. If the ******* don't appriciate you, tell them where to shove it and go somewhere that does. You'll be happier in the long run, and you won't have to deal with those pricks anymore. I say give them their one shot, and if that doesn't do the trick, brush up the ol resume and hit the streets.
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#30 Aug 16 2005 at 7:13 PM Rating: Good
Laddering is a poor review method but at least your company HAS a method. Mine really doesn't, though I have managed to identify a pattern and take advantage of it.

Reverse schmoozing is the ticket. I don't tell anyone to p1ss off but I have better things to do than to socialize with the big boys and I let them know it. Thus far it appears to be paying off; time will tell.

Pat, I do hope the old chap gives you excellent reasons why you are unpromotable. Hmmm, rephrase time.

Pat, I do hope the old chap can't give you any reasons why you are unpromotable and bumps you a few rungs.

Better.

#31 Aug 16 2005 at 8:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Standard corporate bullshi[/b]t. Performance means nothing in a situation like that. Doesn't sound like the managers have any idea what kind of job you did. It basically comes down to who likes who the most.


Eh? Has nothing to do with "corporate" anything. You'll see that sort of laddering done in any structure with a large number of people in it. A baseball team can only have 9 starters. How exactly do you think they determine who gets the starter spot in each position?

Ever stood in a line in a playground and been picked for teams? Guess what? That's the same "ladder" method Pat mentioned. The only difference is that they define which percentile range gets labeled what in Pat's case, but do you really think that the last handful of kids picked don't know they're in the "sh[/b]it" category?

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When you treat people like that work is no longer a team effort, It's a competition. It's not about getting a project done well no matter what the personal sacrifice. It's ensuring that no matter what you look better than the guy next to you.


Welcome to the "real world". In the real world, there is only so much money to go around, and only so many people can get X amount of raise, a promotion, etc... Budgets are "real", no matter what kind of structure you're in. Whether it's the money pool available for raises, or the number of starting slots on a team, at some point, and in virtually every group endeavor, you have to rank people and make them "fit" into that budget.

It sucks that Pat got skipped over, but it happens. You can certainly do a "genius" job, but if there was 4% of the people that the pool of managers as a group thought did better or were more deserving then you, that's all that ultimately matters.

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But that's what you get when you pull the latest cookie cutter management ideology out of the back of "Fast Company" Magazine instead of relying on what has worked for your business for years.


Actually, while the details vary from place to place, the basic concept is the same. You have a pool of money for raises, bonuses, and promotions. You have to divvy that up among your employees. Whatever you call it, ultimately the result is the same. Some will get more and some will get less. If you've already decided that only the best 4% of your employees can get promoted based on the budget available, then that's what you do. Whatever you call it, you're going to pick that 4% using a method somewhat similar to what Pat described.

Unless you can come up with some magical other way to divvy up raise money? That *is* how businesses have been doing it for years...
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#32 Aug 17 2005 at 6:52 AM Rating: Good
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Actually, while the details vary from place to place, the basic concept is the same. You have a pool of money for raises, bonuses, and promotions. You have to divvy that up among your employees. Whatever you call it, ultimately the result is the same. Some will get more and some will get less. If you've already decided that only the best 4% of your employees can get promoted based on the budget available, then that's what you do. Whatever you call it, you're going to pick that 4% using a method somewhat similar to what Pat described.


This is based on the assumption that budgets shouldn't go up if profits do. The fact of the matter is that profit is very directly connected to employee performance.

Better performance means that everyone should prosper, not just the people who decide which 4% get to keep their genius rating. If 100% of their employees actually EARN genius ratings in their performance, then that's how everything should shake out. If it doesn't, I suggest that the people running the show should be replaced because they aren't performing up to par themselves.

Give me that many genius performers and I'll turn enough extra profit to give them all raises and have more profit left over in the end than I would with a bunch of mid-level performers.
#33 Aug 17 2005 at 4:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Find a nice hotty in upper-management and bang the **** out of her. That is how you get promotions.

Edited, Wed Aug 17 17:10:21 2005 by tonmaitre
#34 Aug 17 2005 at 4:06 PM Rating: Good
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Everyone knows that it takes sucking the boss's di[b][/b]ck, servicing his wife without the boss directly knowing as to why she thinks you are a good bloke, and ensuring all the dry-cleaning is managed to get a promotion, not work skills.


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#35 Aug 17 2005 at 5:09 PM Rating: Good
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As TStephens put it, when performance goes up, profitability should go up. Why else would you demand more of your employees if your not using that extra productivity to generate profit? If you can't reward everyone that has worked to improve that profit then you really shouldn't be rewarding anyone.

I'm not saying that you reward everyone regardless of performance. But those that have contributed to increased revenue should be rewarded appropriotly. Those that took away from it should be removed. That is the whole point of metrics, to determine who has improved over the last time period. You cannot arbitrarily assume that 10% approved allot 50% a little and %40 not at all and then cram people into those figures. That is everything that is wrong with business today.
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#36 Aug 17 2005 at 5:57 PM Rating: Good
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Actually, while the details vary from place to place, the basic concept is the same. You have a pool of money for raises, bonuses, and promotions. You have to divvy that up among your employees. Whatever you call it, ultimately the result is the same. Some will get more and some will get less. If you've already decided that only the best 4% of your employees can get promoted based on the budget available, then that's what you do. Whatever you call it, you're going to pick that 4% using a method somewhat similar to what Pat described.


This is based on the assumption that budgets shouldn't go up if profits do. The fact of the matter is that profit is very directly connected to employee performance.


Huh? No. It's not based on that assumption at all. You're assuming it is. Not me.

Budgets are set each year based on the projected profits of the business. During "good years", raises, bonuses, and promotions occur much more frequently then during "bad years".

The pool they have to work with comes from that budget. It'll be larger if they had a good year (ok. if the projections say they'll have a good year, which is based on the previous few years, but you get the point). Regardless of the size of the pool, they have to divvy it up. Some people will get raises, some wont. Some will get promotions. Some wont. That's the way it works.

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Better performance means that everyone should prosper, not just the people who decide which 4% get to keep their genius rating. If 100% of their employees actually EARN genius ratings in their performance, then that's how everything should shake out. If it doesn't, I suggest that the people running the show should be replaced because they aren't performing up to par themselves.


Again though. If your budget for this year says that only 4% of the workforce can recieve promotions, then that's the percent that can recieve promotions, no matter how well they did. Hopefully, if you've got fair management, that 4% will actually be the top performers for the review period.

You are assuming that the 4% figure never changes over time based on the performance (profits) of the business as a whole. You're assuming it's an "unfair" percentage. But there's no evidence to support that assumption. 4% may be exactly the right percentage for this company based on their average profit rate over time. You don't know differently, so automatically assuming that someone's being screwed is an unfair assumption.

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Give me that many genius performers and I'll turn enough extra profit to give them all raises and have more profit left over in the end than I would with a bunch of mid-level performers.


Ok. But you haven't shown that this is the case here. You don't know the makup of the laddering done in Pat's company. You also very obviously have *never* been involved in a budget or review process at a large company. Performance inflation is a common problem in a business. No manager wants to report that his team all performed poorly, right? That reflects poorly on him. The natural result of this is that performance as it's reported by each group inevitably ends up appearing higher on paper then it actually is.

What's funny is that you seem to make the connection between high performance employees and company profits, but seem to completely miss that it works the other way as well. If your profits aren't any higher this year then last year, then you can't justify increasing the rates of raises and promotions no matter how high the performance reviews appear on paper. Clearly, the reports are higher then the actual performance, right? The "real" profitability of the business is the ultimate determinant of how well you're doing. You can't ignore that.


That's not to say that in this particular case Pat *didn't* get screwed over. It's entirely possible for a business to do very well but decide not to reward its employees. It's also entirely possible for a business to do poorly in terms of profits despite very high performance by the employees (bad decisions high up, or just a bad market). But you can't assume from this one case that the method of budgeting raises and promotions based on pools of available funds is "wrong" or "unfair". That's the way pretty much every business in the world does it. Heck. That's the only sane way to do it. You absolutely can't give people raises that you can't afford to pay them. Budgeting those things is pretty much a requirement if you don't want your business to go bankrupt.
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#37 Aug 17 2005 at 6:14 PM Rating: Good
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No manager wants to report that his team all performed poorly, right? That reflects poorly on him. The natural result of this is that performance as it's reported by each group inevitably ends up appearing higher on paper then it actually is.


That's why metrics are so important. A performance review should consist of more than "How good did Billy do this year?" Check 1 for poor, 5 for great

Performance is based on team and personal goals achieved, and those goals should be tied to department initiatives which should be tied to corporate initiatives which are invariably tied to profits. No profit no raises, but when there is a profit it should be reciprocated to those that caused it to occur
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#38 Aug 17 2005 at 8:56 PM Rating: Good
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Budgets are set each year based on the projected profits of the business. During "good years", raises, bonuses, and promotions occur much more frequently then during "bad years".

The pool they have to work with comes from that budget. It'll be larger if they had a good year
Sorry Gbaji, but I'm calling ********* What you say would be true perhaps if trickle down economics were more than a fantasy.

In many companies, raises and bonuses occur once per year, regardless of how well or poorly business has been or is projected to be. The size of the raises is often rather static also. At least that's what I have been repeatedly reading for the past 8 years or so.

What goes up is not the salaries and promotional opportunities for the work force, but the size of the compensation packages of the highest level executives.
#39 Aug 17 2005 at 9:50 PM Rating: Good
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Sorry Gbaji, but I'm calling ********* What you say would be true perhaps if trickle down economics were more than a fantasy.


Funny. We had a record year for the department I work in last year. And we got record raises and bonuses to go with it.

I talk to my manager about these things. The stated reason for the large bonuses and raises was because we had a really good year, and so the pool of money for raises and bonuses was larger then usual.

Maybe you think trickle down is a fantasy, but I see it happen all the time. Do you work in a large company? Or just assume it doesn't happen because you've heard from a bunch of anti-business people that it doesn't?

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In many companies, raises and bonuses occur once per year, regardless of how well or poorly business has been or is projected to be. The size of the raises is often rather static also. At least that's what I have been repeatedly reading for the past 8 years or so.


How many is "many companies"? Where did you read this? In the local Liberal Political Agenda rag? C'mon. I can directly link the relative size of every raise and bonus I've gotten to the relative performance of the company I work for. Always have.

While I'm sure there are some companies and even industries where that doesn't happen, it's the exception and not the rule. In any industry where actual competition occurs, companies pay their employees based on their profits. They have to. If they don't, then the company that does will take their best people.

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What goes up is not the salaries and promotional opportunities for the work force, but the size of the compensation packages of the highest level executives.


They both go up. The only companies where that does not occur is those with heavy union labor. That's because the rates of pay and increases are set by the union contracts. In "free market" businesses, pay increases with profits across the board. Always. They have to compete, not just for market share, but also for labor. You have to look really hard to find a large business that doesn't generate budget for pay increases in exactly the manner I described. That's how it's done because if you don't do it that way, you'll lose your employees. Um... And if your company doesn't care if they lose you or not, then maybe what you do isn't valuable enough to merit a raise in the first place?
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#40 Aug 18 2005 at 12:07 AM Rating: Good
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Gbaji, as I said "I call bulls[/b]hit". Just as my experiences bear out what I say to be true and typical of the industry in which I work, perhaps (only perhaps) your experiences are true for you.

They are not true for the entire work force.

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Or just assume it doesn't happen because you've heard from a bunch of anti-business people that it doesn't?
So you've made the assumption that I am not part of the work force and thus have no experience or contact with others also in the work force? You're the one making assumptions, and the ones you're making are wrong.

Yes, I work for a large company. I've always worked for large companies. Perhaps small companies are more generous.

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C'mon. I can directly link the relative size of every raise and bonus I've gotten to the relative performance of the company I work for. Always have.
Lucky you. Too bad all people don't work for the companies you've worked for and share your experiences.

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The only companies where that does not occur is those with heavy union labor. That's because the rates of pay and increases are set by the union contracts. In "free market" businesses, pay increases with profits across the board. [b]Always.
Incorrect again. Good heavens, this could become a habit! In the mortgage banking industry (where I spend my days) pay absolutely does not go up commensurate with the profits. We're making record breaking profits and have been for years, yet the raises, across the board and fairly industry wide are stagnant. Except, of course, for the executive compensation packages, which are staggeringly generous.
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Um... And if your company doesn't care if they lose you or not, then maybe what you do isn't valuable enough to merit a raise in the first place?
Oh isn't that cute? You have nothing left so you're resorting to personal insults? Tisk tisk. You assume that I wasn't one of the people who got one of the "generous" raises and bonuses in the department. I assure you, I did, and it was small. I also know what kind of raises my associates received, the ones who got good reviews and mediocre ones. It's typical for this industry to ignore past or projected profits at raise time. The excuse is usually that the company had so many expenses (like stock options for the executives?) that there simply wasn't much money available for raises.

Edited, Thu Aug 18 01:14:14 2005 by Yanari
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First Pat I'm sorry you didn't get your raise. I did read your whole post and it sounds alot like the system we have in my workplace. I've had similar displeasure with the system and getting laddered into a bracket I didn't think fit me.

I've noticed your posting here has doubled since your bad experience. I also recall a time when you stopped posting altogether due to it interfering with work. To suceed in that system you must get your awesome genius deeds recognized across all the blokes who rank you such that when compared to your peers. When the ranking comes they will all know what great things you've done and will reward you accordingly. Slacking off and posting tons is probably not the genius deeds you want to impress them with ;)

Secondly do the other management types make the same bling bling as you right now? Or are you ahead of the game in the financial department. I know part of the ranking and promoting in my company gets sent to those whos pay is less compared to their peers and if their perceived to be doing equally well the lesser paid gets the dough.

My company polls other companies to see how they conpensate their employees. As such our system is much like theirs. As Gbaji has accurately depicted in good years there is a larger pool for raises all around in bad years they institute pay freezes. Overall every year we have a business bonus metric like Operating Costs, Cash on Hand, some other obscure measure that we need to improve. At the end of the year if the company's metric met or exceeded the goal everyone gets a bonus check ratioed on their bell curve performance. They give quarterly updates as to whether we're on track for and end of year bonus payout or not.
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Sounds to me like you got screwed for working on only a couple of big projects instead of multiple little project and therefore got laddered down by the people who did not know you. I wish you good luck, feel bad that you will have to break you *** for another year in order to have another shot at this promotion.

I say send out your resume you will probably get a salary jump by switching to a new firm.
#43 Aug 18 2005 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
Argue with him if you like. I'm mkaing no attempt to out-Gbaji, Gbaji. I had my say and no matter how he quotes it or how many words he puts behind it, the truth has changed not a tid. Smiley: wink

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Gbaji, as I said "I call *************** Just as my experiences bear out what I say to be true and typical of the industry in which I work, perhaps (only perhaps) your experiences are true for you.

They are not true for the entire work force.

Gbaji wrote:Or just assume it doesn't happen because you've heard from a bunch of anti-business people that it doesn't?

So you've made the assumption that I am not part of the work force and thus have no experience or contact with others also in the work force? You're the one making assumptions, and the ones you're making are wrong.

Yes, I work for a large company. I've always worked for large companies. Perhaps small companies are more generous.

Gbaji wrote:C'mon. I can directly link the relative size of every raise and bonus I've gotten to the relative performance of the company I work for. Always have.

Lucky you. Too bad all people don't work for the companies you've worked for and share your experiences.

Gbaji wrote:The only companies where that does not occur is those with heavy union labor. That's because the rates of pay and increases are set by the union contracts. In "free market" businesses, pay increases with profits across the board. Always.

Incorrect again. Good heavens, this could become a habit! In the mortgage banking industry (where I spend my days) pay absolutely does not go up commensurate with the profits. We're making record breaking profits and have been for years, yet the raises, across the board and fairly industry wide are stagnant. Except, of course, for the executive compensation packages, which are staggeringly generous.

Gbaji wrote:Um... And if your company doesn't care if they lose you or not, then maybe what you do isn't valuable enough to merit a raise in the first place?

Oh isn't that cute? You have nothing left so you're resorting to personal insults? Tisk tisk. You assume that I wasn't one of the people who got one of the "generous" raises and bonuses in the department. I assure you, I did, and it was small. I also know what kind of raises my associates received, the ones who got good reviews and mediocre ones. It's typical for this industry to ignore past or projected profits at raise time. The excuse is usually that the company had so many expenses (like stock options for the executives?) that there simply wasn't much money available for raises.

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#45 Aug 18 2005 at 6:00 PM Rating: Decent
Too bad I don't work with you pat, i'm sure I could have helped.

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That was a little wordy, wasn't it? Smiley: tongue
#47 Sep 01 2005 at 7:22 AM Rating: Good
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So, what's the result, Pat?

That aside; it amuses me to end to see Wallmart-employees with the IQ of a peanut and the ambition of a housecat jump on this thread, armed with their attitude of grandeur.

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