And a bit sleepy. Amuse me until I get ready for bed.
And no, I don't want to hear Goldilocks and the Three Bears again
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Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
How about Goldilocks and the 3 Well-endowed Dwarves?
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Kitca wrote:
How about Goldilocks and the 3 Well-endowed Dwarves?
No scary stories, either.
Goldilocks and her 3 co-ed cheerleader dormmates?
Something interesting...Well I'll probably get flamed clear out of the asylum for talking but...
The fiance gets her wedding dress (around $700), and it comes in yesterday. The bridal store calls and asks her to come in for the final set of measurements/adjustments, as the wedding is in a week. Turns out she's lost weight and the alterations are going to cost $500.00
On the bright side, apparently she looks drop dead gorgeous.
XD
Something interesting...Well I'll probably get flamed clear out of the asylum for talking but...
The fiance gets her wedding dress (around $700), and it comes in yesterday. The bridal store calls and asks her to come in for the final set of measurements/adjustments, as the wedding is in a week. Turns out she's lost weight and the alterations are going to cost $500.00
On the bright side, apparently she looks drop dead gorgeous.
XD
Well how 'bout a story that involves naked, strip teasing, trasvestite yoshi's who are being pimped out by the original, old school mario. Mario is also is a crack fiend and blows bowser for his daily dose.
Sorry, found my old SNES today. This thing is pretty old, but it works!
Sorry, found my old SNES today. This thing is pretty old, but it works!
Story time!
Once upon a time, there was a mongoose. It was very mongoosy, and had nasty pointy sharp teeth. Then one day, the king of the mongooses said to the mongoose "Go eat some evil snakes" Because that's what mongooses do. SO the mongoose went out of the mongoose hut, and wandered off looking for a snake to mongoose.
Many days passed. Spring turned into fall. Fall turned into winter. Winter turned into spring, then spring was rennamed "flubleberry" untill everyone sobered up. then it was just spring again, but with a hangover...
Eventually, he mongoose found a snake. and the mongoose was like "so, uh, snake. Are you a snake?" and the snake was all "Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss!" and the mongoose was like, "ok, rock on. So are you an evil snake?" and the snake was like "Yesssssssssssssssssss!" again. Then the mongoose was all going and bobbing around and he said "ok snake, one more question. If a train leaves cleavland going west at 300 mph, and a second train leaves tulsa heading south at 15kph, where will the two trains intersect, and what magnitude will the resulting explosion be?
and the snake got this puzzled confused look on it's face. and it's brain overheated. So the snake ate him up!
Once upon a time, there was a mongoose. It was very mongoosy, and had nasty pointy sharp teeth. Then one day, the king of the mongooses said to the mongoose "Go eat some evil snakes" Because that's what mongooses do. SO the mongoose went out of the mongoose hut, and wandered off looking for a snake to mongoose.
Many days passed. Spring turned into fall. Fall turned into winter. Winter turned into spring, then spring was rennamed "flubleberry" untill everyone sobered up. then it was just spring again, but with a hangover...
Eventually, he mongoose found a snake. and the mongoose was like "so, uh, snake. Are you a snake?" and the snake was all "Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss!" and the mongoose was like, "ok, rock on. So are you an evil snake?" and the snake was like "Yesssssssssssssssssss!" again. Then the mongoose was all going and bobbing around and he said "ok snake, one more question. If a train leaves cleavland going west at 300 mph, and a second train leaves tulsa heading south at 15kph, where will the two trains intersect, and what magnitude will the resulting explosion be?
and the snake got this puzzled confused look on it's face. and it's brain overheated. So the snake ate him up!
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I'm feeling sullen.
$500 dollar adjustments for a $700 dress? Ack.
I'd probably cancel the wedding and elope. More money for booze at the reception!
I'd probably cancel the wedding and elope. More money for booze at the reception!
uhhhhhhhh...
I got nothing...
I'll watch MST3k rip The Creeping Terror now.
I got nothing...
I'll watch MST3k rip The Creeping Terror now.
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Many days passed. Spring turned into fall. Fall turned into winter. Winter turned into spring, then spring was rennamed "flubleberry" untill everyone sobered up. then it was just spring again, but with a hangover...
Ever say a word over and over again until it has no meaning?
Mongoose. Moooon goose. Mahnguhse.
Oh, and I love MST. I need to watch some again.
Mongoose. Moooon goose. Mahnguhse.
Oh, and I love MST. I need to watch some again.
The thought crossed my mind (eloping), but I figure the deposit on the wee country church is non-refundable, and my inlaws would hunt me down and kill me.
Would be nice though...
Would be nice though...
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The fiance gets her wedding dress (around $700), and it comes in yesterday. The bridal store calls and asks her to come in for the final set of measurements/adjustments, as the wedding is in a week. Turns out she's lost weight and the alterations are going to cost $500.00
i think that about the 3rd of the cost of my ENTIRE wedding!
i have a link somewhere to the site i got my clothes from i'll try and dig it up..
If you were a chocolate bar...
-What brand?
-Why?
-By who would you like to be eaten?
-What brand?
-Why?
-By who would you like to be eaten?
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Yeah, but Tarv, you got married in 1890. Those clothes might be out of style by now.
We need more MST over here. My tapes are falling apart, and they haven't released most of my favorites on DVD.
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Alterations are teh debil. Especially at David's. I hope she checked to make sure it's a decent seamstress. I used to work at a bridal salon and you wouldn't believe what we did when the dresses piled up and we didn't have enough seamstresses...
Kitca wrote:
We need more MST over here. My tapes are falling apart, and they haven't released most of my favorites on DVD.
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They need to just bring the damn show back. (with Joel, not Mike). It's not like they'd ever run out of material.
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Up here in Canadaia, the bridal shop she's getting it from is pretty much top notch around these parts. I was a **** and pretty much forced her to get one she liked. Even though she was all "But I'm only wearing it once! I should just rent".
Rent...pffft.
It's steep ya but worth it supposedly. Some things you don't skimp on I figure. Anxious for the day to show so I can see her in it :)
Rent...pffft.
It's steep ya but worth it supposedly. Some things you don't skimp on I figure. Anxious for the day to show so I can see her in it :)
This was my basic look for around $400 total
That is the dress my wife wore
and no that is not us in the pictures.
Edited, Fri Aug 12 23:06:28 2005 by tarv
That is the dress my wife wore
and no that is not us in the pictures.
Edited, Fri Aug 12 23:06:28 2005 by tarv
Well, hope all goes well with the wedding. Occasionally I wish I had had a "real" wedding, but the Justice of the Peace worked out ok. 
tarv of the Seven Seas wrote:
Theme wedding?
Well I'm a 80 Poddle hair rocker with dreams of Gothhood, and my wifes a mid 80's punk who likes satin and velvet.
what else would we ware?
what else would we ware?
Too cool, Tarv.
I see I wasn't too far off on the dates after all.
I see I wasn't too far off on the dates after all.
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