At what age do you think old people should stop having sex? Seriously, there's a point at which the mere thought of the two of you interlocking wrinkles is a hazard which the general populace should not be exposed to. John Q Public should be able to take a stroll in Miami and know, not think, but KNOW that the two liver spots he passes on the sidewalk are not going to get naked and swap bodily fluids.
Should it be a test of sagginess or just an age limit?
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Eh, if u can still manage to move ur hips ur fine.
As long as both partners are still able and willing.
60. Heopfully sooner.
Though the thought of 80 year old Mrs. Jenkins down the street, pleasing herself with her freshly grown cucumbers does have a special place in my heart.
Though the thought of 80 year old Mrs. Jenkins down the street, pleasing herself with her freshly grown cucumbers does have a special place in my heart.
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As long as she's not feeding said cucumbers to the grandkids. O.o
I think people should quit having sex once it starts to hurt, maybe that's around 60 or so, when there's so much loose skin you can't tell which body part you're squeezing, and the phrase "I've fallen and I can't get up!!" has more than one meaning.
I think people should quit having sex once it starts to hurt, maybe that's around 60 or so, when there's so much loose skin you can't tell which body part you're squeezing, and the phrase "I've fallen and I can't get up!!" has more than one meaning.
Youshutup the Vile wrote:
If the soldier can stand up and salute, let him march in the parade.
Yeah, but the parade might just be rained out.
No, please! Don't take that Viagra!!
But remember if the parade lasts longer than 4 hours you should seek medical attention
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Lord xythex wrote:
But remember if the parade lasts longer than 4 hours you should seek medical attention
That commercial is the 2000's version of "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
I hope that die of old age, mid-coitus.
Some Young Punk wrote:
John Q Public should be able to take a stroll in Miami and know, not think, but KNOW that the two liver spots he passes on the sidewalk are not going to get naked and swap bodily fluids
Ageist whippersnapper!
TS wasn't talking about couples with wide age disparity. He just doesn't think any old people should have sex, period.
Hmm, just one more html tag ought to do it. Yes, that's perfect.
When you're both saggy, it all evens out. It's like sharing a dinner that's loaded with garlic.
Hmm, just one more html tag ought to do it. Yes, that's perfect.
When you're both saggy, it all evens out. It's like sharing a dinner that's loaded with garlic.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I hope that die of old age, mid-coitus.
I'm sure your partner would enjoy that thoroughly.
For those of you who said 60-80, just think about your own parents who should be around that age... I think if I ever caught my mom in the middle of some hot lovin I'd pour myself a nice bleach & drano cocktail.
trickybeck wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I hope that die of old age, mid-coitus.
I'm sure your partner would enjoy that thoroughly.
Of course! It'd be an ego-boost, at the very least. And, might I point out, you're underestimating the satisfaction he would feel at offing me.
"I killed the pu55y!"
"So you really nailed her, huh?"
"No, I killed her. She's dead."
"So you really nailed her, huh?"
"No, I killed her. She's dead."
TStephens wrote:
"I killed the pu55y!"
"So you really nailed her, huh?"
"No, I killed her. She's dead."
"So you really nailed her, huh?"
"No, I killed her. She's dead."
LOL.
Not postfarmhoeing, not postfarmhoeing...
Edited, Sat Aug 13 10:12:35 2005 by deadlyscorpionx
Quote:
I hope that die of old age, mid-coitus.
I'd rather get to finish.
Just sayin'
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Whenever you're too slow to pull out
Edited, Sat Aug 13 17:20:52 2005 by proofeleven
Edited, Sat Aug 13 17:20:52 2005 by proofeleven
His Excellency KakarSmakar wrote:
Quote:
I hope that die of old age, mid-coitus.
I'd rather get to finish.
Just sayin'
Of course you would, but why should I care?
Who says you couldn't finish?
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