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#1 Aug 12 2005 at 2:34 PM Rating: Decent

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http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/diet.fitness/08/12/mcdonalds.diets.ap/index.html

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Merab Morgan decided to give a fast-food-only diet a try. The construction worker and mother of two ate only at McDonald's for 90 days -- and dropped 37 pounds in the process.

I swear, what the hell ever happened to "Diet and Exercise" and "eating right"? Atkins...South Beach...McDiet...is deciding wheather or not you should eat a triple-quarter pounder with a party-sized bucket of flan really that difficult?

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"If I could suggest anything to McDonald's, I would suggest the McMargarita," Morgan said. "Dine-in only, of course."

Yeah, that's just what McDonalds needs. Get drunk while you slowly kill yourself.

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#2 Aug 12 2005 at 2:35 PM Rating: Decent

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slowly kill yourself

Yes please.

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#3 Aug 12 2005 at 2:37 PM Rating: Decent

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Their fu[/u]cking fat probably melted off when they got out of thier goddamn car and walked inside to the counter.

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#4 Aug 12 2005 at 2:43 PM Rating: Excellent

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A couple weeks ago I was in my doctor's office leafing through a copy of Shape or some such and they had an article about a woman who did about the same thing only she ate fast food in general, not just McD's.

One recurring theme seemed to be that it worked because all the sodium made her feel bloated and groggy and not want to eat. I'm not sure if that's how you want your diet to work Smiley: dubious

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We don't care about your fu[/i]cking diet. Lose weight, get fat, or die trying. Eat carbs, shove a finger down your mouth, eat ****. Soda, alcohol, or bleach drink up. Breakfast, lunch, or dinner we don't give a fu[/i]ck. Stick a fork in your *** because your done here.

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#6 Aug 12 2005 at 2:48 PM Rating: Decent

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We don't care about your ******* diet. Lose weight, get fat, or die trying. Eat carbs, shove a finger down your mouth, eat sh*t. Soda, alcohol, or bleach drink up. Breakfast, lunch, or dinner we don't give a ****. Stick a fork in your *** because your done here.

Oh GFY Frog. Talking dirty may turn on the livestock you routinely f[i][/i]uck, but it doesn't work on me.

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#7 Aug 12 2005 at 2:53 PM Rating: Decent

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One of the intersting disparaties between Supersize Me and other forays into fast-food-only diets is the amount of exercise. The moran who did the former admitted that he supplemented his McDiet with the standard stereotypical American workout - ie, none. He stuffed his face with food and sat on his *** the whole time. People who go on a McDiet and actually exercise have shown much better results.

Considering the woman in the OP article is a construction worker and mother of two (odd combo?) she would likely be active on a daily basis.

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#8 Aug 12 2005 at 3:09 PM Rating: Decent

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I'm trying to lose weight on the Donner "Party" diet.

One of the better recipes is a Korean dish called "Sum Yun Guy".

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Morgan used nutritional information downloaded from McDonald's Web site to create meal plans of no more than 1,400 calories a day. She only ate french fries twice, usually choosing burgers and salads.

No secret there. 1400 calories isn't much.

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#10 Aug 12 2005 at 3:13 PM Rating: Default

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Fu[/i]ck you stunted.

There's a subtle message in there for you. Not too subtle I wanted you to catch it.

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I have a great diet, STOP EATING SO GOD DAMNED MUCH! ITS NOT THAT ******* HARD YOU FAT ****! DONT SHOVEL THE CHIPS IN TO YOUR MOUTH EAT THEM ONE AT A TIME! SKIP LUNCH EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE! I weigh 175 pounds, I am 6'1", and I never exercise.

Edited, Fri Aug 12 16:15:20 2005 by Darkuwa

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#12 Aug 12 2005 at 3:19 PM Rating: Excellent

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You're also, like, 17 or something.

Sh[/i]it, when I was that age I ate a fu[i]cking family sized bag of Doritos each morning for breakfast and weighed maybe 140# at 6'1".

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#13 Aug 12 2005 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good

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Jophiel wrote:

A couple weeks ago I was in my doctor's office leafing through a copy of Shape or some such and they had an article about a woman who did about the same thing only she ate fast food in general, not just McD's.

One recurring theme seemed to be that it worked because all the sodium made her feel bloated and groggy and not want to eat. I'm not sure if that's how you want your diet to work Smiley: dubious

I have that magazine, and I was just about to read that article. Smiley: lol

It's Fitness btw

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F[i][/i]uck you stunted.

There's a subtle message in there for you. Not too subtle I wanted you to catch it.

No I will not make out with you.

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#15 Aug 12 2005 at 7:39 PM Rating: Decent

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I don't see how Americans can be both so lazy and so fat. I don't bother eating most of the time - once or maybe twice a day and not much when I do - that's lazy. As a consequence I'm grossly thin.

Even eating fast food several times a day is an effort to go out and get it. Eating easy-to-prepare, relatively healthier food only twice a day would be a great improvement.

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Wow, how some people can be absolutely worthless pukes and actually dine at McDonalds every freakin day makes me sad I'm not a vigilante...they'd be the first to go.

In other news, corporate implants are going on "McDiets" to 'prove' it's okay to eat fast food everyday.

We caught up with Joe FatasFuk to see how he's doing.

"Yeah, I've really been enjoying this diet. I love the food, it's convient, and the McDonalds employees are always very nice. So far I've dropped from a morbidly obese 350 lbs to a mere 270!"

Joe had a rather large smile on his face, and soon we could see why. Not only was he enjoying his delicious triple cheeseburger with extra ***, but a red-affroed clown was sitting in his passenger seat...one hand down Joe's pants, the other giving him a fistfull of cash. On Joe's dashboard we could see betablockers, medicines commonly used to lower blood pressure.

"Oh, those? I mean, I take in 500% of my daily allowance of sodium eating at FatDonald's, but hey! It's easy and fun to lose weight letting fast food chains think for me! Pfft, that 'exercise' crap is for rich people that never work, or maybe some poor tribesmen. When I get home and my kid begs me to play outside or go biking, ha! biking!, I just plop him in front of some HBO soft-**** or video game system, and together we enjoy a McTragety family meal! I love this country."

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#17 Aug 13 2005 at 11:57 AM Rating: Excellent

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You'd think shows like The Biggest Loser (which I became such a sucker for) would have shown people the amazing effects exercise and diet can have on obese individuals. Season two must have crashed and burned though, since I haven't heard anything about it.

I can't wait til I'm past my infant years and can get regular exercise playing with my kids. For me the problem has always been that I hate exercising, especially jogging. I used to keep in great shape when I took aikido because it was great fun, so now I need something fun to replace that.

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now I need something fun to replace that

Gogo Snorkel Bob's!

Because looking at fish doesn't feel like excercise.

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#19 Aug 14 2005 at 6:28 PM Rating: Good

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I'm actually pretty scared of looking at reefs and things. Whenever we used to go floating down to a lagoon at our beach house rental I'd have to shut my eyes and paddle as fast as I could because I could just imagine an eel coming out and deciding my *** would make a great lunch. I tend to panic underwater when there are dark places or weird things.

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#20 Aug 15 2005 at 11:30 AM Rating: Decent

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I could just imagine an eel coming out and deciding my *** would make a great lunch.

Why? Does it taste like french vanilla ice cream?

Yum!

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