Top 10 Reasons Tacosid is a bit.ch...Follow

10. He doesnt like lesbians
9. He plays with small children
8. He thinks karate pictures are hot
7. He was punked by Smash
6. He had a "fan club"
5. Sucked at EQ
4. Was the ruin of FoS
3. Ignorant redneck
2. Had to use a strap on..
1. He married a wookie!

He had a fan club?

First of all, I never leave. I just usually don't find the motivation to post. Now in answer...

10. He doesnt like lesbians

I like lesbians fine. I wouldn't want 3 or 4 appointed to the supreme court or anything, but hell most of the lesbians I have ever met are hideous looking. More power to them I say!

9. He plays with small children
Actually it would be more accurate to say that I teach children how to kick ***.

8. He thinks karate pictures are hot

www.capefearisshinryu.com

Click Instructors on the homepage. The good looking guy at the top is me. I make karate pictures hot.


7. He was punked by Smash

Urban legend. I was never punked by anyone here.

6. He had a "fan club"

Has. Given, membership renewals have been sorta slow this year, but new acquisitions are on the rise.

5. Sucked at EQ

Guilty as charged. I never had a character get higher than 58. But I certainly brough comraderie and harmony to any guild I was a part of.

4. Was the ruin of FoS

I was somewhat the ruin of the second coming of FoS. Due to the fact that I lost drive. But since I recruited 2/3's of the group then I am pardoned for these sins. On the other hand I take full responsibility for being a goodly part of the fall of SoC. When they booted me it was all down hill from there.

3. Ignorant redneck

Pot calls the kettle black. In reality, anyone who has played on teamspeak with me here can verify the fact that I do not sound southern at all. Kudos to my degree in theater and having worked on shakespeare for two summers.


2. Had to use a strap on..

I never used the physical strap on that was part of the Fan Club Membership package. I did however use a verbal strap-on on you and your pals more than once.

1. He married a wookie!

After posting that picture of your first beau I am surprised you have the gall to mention this. However in my defense, her pictures are on the above mentioned site as well. She is testing for her black belt in a week and a half.

In closing I would like to remind you that I am better than you.

Tacosid

Only if I can get you to admit I ever had any. I have been a has been on this forum since November 2000.

It all ended that fateful day when you posted that picture of yourself with your hair pulled back. My brain had an unfortunate chemical reaction as my retinas burned that has depleted my verbosity and caused me to have to use Viagra in order to acheive sexual arousal.

Tacosid

I try to pick a fight on Allahs.. and you all assume I need to get laid. I'm bored people, not horny.

No, I'm not a toy kind of woman. It just doesnt work for me.

Ahhhgghrh. Stop. Listen to yourself and read before you post. Make two friends proofread what you are going to type on this forum and you will do a much better job of not sounding like a total imbecile.

I mean what in the hell does this post have to do with the lack of sexual intimacy apparent in Katie's life. I mean I appreciate you going ahead and talking about the elephant in the room and all, but all this really serves to do is make you look like you are attempting to put the moves on her.

Gah.

Tacosid

It's kinda like a chubby Cabbage Patch Kids face. Moderately cute, but not for anything more than blowing a load onto then bashing into the floor.

That's why I was disappointed. I was hoping to see pics of Chewbacca's sister and instead she was actually mildly attractive.

How is anyone supposed to make a funny out of that?

Camera angles and makeup. Katie's attractive, but how you take a picture and what you do beforehand to prep for it make a difference.

You missed the one wookie picture of his wife, if I'd been her I'd have kicked his ***. She had just finished a fight, hair all over the place, face swollen, sweat gushing off her.. it was atrocious.

I happened to leave the screen on this forum one day when you guys were giving her grief. To say she was a little riled to see what picture you guys were talking about is an understatement.

Tacosid