or is it fu[/b]cking Romper Room?
Waht the fu[b]ck is all of this cheesy fu[/b]cking garbage? OH, i answered my own question In the question.
I pray that wehn School let's back in that we'll be rid of most of you snivelling little brats and actually get some dialog that has a bit of substance, not just a bunch of whining ******* kicking around a brick of prepubescent Excrement.
Squirming fu[b]cking maggots,
keep your hormone filled clueless highschool antics scribbled across the dividers of your notebooks and Off of this forum.
You dribbling dirty little cu[b][/b]nts.
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I do NOT dribble.
The very idea.
The very idea.
#3REDACTED,
Posted: Aug 10 2005 at 6:13 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) So, you're going to be taking 3rd grade english again?
Is this about my candy bar thread? 
I'd be an Almond Joy.
4 inches long with 2 tiny nuts.
Umm... d[b][/b]ick fart poopoo caca.
I'd be an Almond Joy.
4 inches long with 2 tiny nuts.
Umm... d[b][/b]ick fart poopoo caca.
@ the OP and Neph<<<<<<
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I get so hard when Kelvy talks tuff.
OMG Kakar changed his avatard!
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
OMG Kakar changed his avatard!
Hey! Cool kid... back at ya lil brotha.
GFY! ESAD!
Did I do it right? Do I get a cookie now?
Did I do it right? Do I get a cookie now?
Kakar's new avatar reminds me of debalic for some reason
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Kakar's new avatar reminds me of debalic for some reason
Strangely enough, this kid looks almost exactly like me when I was that age.
Except my ears weren't as big. And my hair was a lot longer and really curly.
Except my ears weren't as big. And my hair was a lot longer and really curly.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Change you avatard back KakarSmakar!!!
Change you avatard back KakarSmakar!!!
***** that, I'm commandeering it now that he has let his guard down! Mhruhahaa!
Kelvyquayo the Hand wrote:
or is it fu[/b]cking Romper Room?
Waht the fu[b]ck is all of this cheesy fu[/b]cking garbage? OH, i answered my own question In the question.
I pray that wehn School let's back in that we'll be rid of most of you snivelling little brats and actually get some dialog that has a bit of substance, not just a bunch of whining ******* kicking around a brick of prepubescent Excrement.
Squirming fu[b]cking maggots,
keep your hormone filled clueless highschool antics scribbled across the dividers of your notebooks and Off of this forum.
You dribbling dirty little cu[b][/b]nts.
Waht the fu[b]ck is all of this cheesy fu[/b]cking garbage? OH, i answered my own question In the question.
I pray that wehn School let's back in that we'll be rid of most of you snivelling little brats and actually get some dialog that has a bit of substance, not just a bunch of whining ******* kicking around a brick of prepubescent Excrement.
Squirming fu[b]cking maggots,
keep your hormone filled clueless highschool antics scribbled across the dividers of your notebooks and Off of this forum.
You dribbling dirty little cu[b][/b]nts.
No matter how many variations of this post I read, they never fail to bore me just as strongly as the first time. At least I can still feel. Thanks for reminding me of that, Kelv.
Meh-morieeees
I try to keep the torches lit
Quote:
or is it ******* Romper Room?
Waht the **** is all of this cheesy ******* garbage? OH, i answered my own question In the question.
I pray that wehn School let's back in that we'll be rid of most of you snivelling little brats and actually get some dialog that has a bit of substance, not just a bunch of whining ******* kicking around a brick of prepubescent Excrement.
Squirming ******* maggots,
keep your hormone filled clueless highschool antics scribbled across the dividers of your notebooks and Off of this forum.
You dribbling dirty little *****.
Waht the **** is all of this cheesy ******* garbage? OH, i answered my own question In the question.
I pray that wehn School let's back in that we'll be rid of most of you snivelling little brats and actually get some dialog that has a bit of substance, not just a bunch of whining ******* kicking around a brick of prepubescent Excrement.
Squirming ******* maggots,
keep your hormone filled clueless highschool antics scribbled across the dividers of your notebooks and Off of this forum.
You dribbling dirty little *****.
If you want a ******* just say it already.
↓His opinion is ****.↓
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You dribbling dirty little *****.
#20REDACTED,
Posted: Aug 11 2005 at 1:09 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) This is The Asylum. This means we get to write whatever we want (like what you wrote).
Somedips[/b wrote:
hit]This is The Asylum. This means we get to write whatever we want (like what you wrote).
Who the fu[b]ck are you?
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Somedips[/b wrote:
hit]This is The Asylum. This means we get to write whatever we want (like what you wrote).
Who the fu[b]ck are you?
Does it matter? He'll be sub-default most likely by tomorrow.
I try to make the most intelligent posts that my education has allowed me to offer, but what do you expect from someone with my background?.
My momma was my daddy's sister who kept it a sercet so my grandpa would not find out that my auntma was shagging both him and his son. I was a disgrace to my family and set to live out in the barn. Ma Cow and Pa goat raised me the best they could until Ma Cow was slaughtered for our dinner. I have not been the same after I ate Ma cow to survive.
Please do not think bad of me for my poor grammar and the fact my IQ is lower than my velcro shoe size. I will try to be a better more intillectual poster, but please remember that I have failed Hooked on Phonics seven times now.
Edited, Thu Aug 11 11:03:11 2005 by Proroc
My momma was my daddy's sister who kept it a sercet so my grandpa would not find out that my auntma was shagging both him and his son. I was a disgrace to my family and set to live out in the barn. Ma Cow and Pa goat raised me the best they could until Ma Cow was slaughtered for our dinner. I have not been the same after I ate Ma cow to survive.
Please do not think bad of me for my poor grammar and the fact my IQ is lower than my velcro shoe size. I will try to be a better more intillectual poster, but please remember that I have failed Hooked on Phonics seven times now.
Edited, Thu Aug 11 11:03:11 2005 by Proroc
Well, I'm my own grandfather...
♪♪♪
Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
My daughter became my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
This little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle - oh, it made me very sad -
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who of course was my stepmother.
I'm my own Grandpa. I'm my own Grandpa.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so.
I'm my own Grandpa.
Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild, 'cause he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.
Now, if my wife is my grandmother, I am her grandchild,
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw:
As husband of my grandmama, I am my own Grandpa.
I'm my own Grandpa. I'm my own Grandpa.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so.
I'm my own Grandpa.
♪♪
♪♪♪
Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
My daughter became my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
This little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle - oh, it made me very sad -
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who of course was my stepmother.
I'm my own Grandpa. I'm my own Grandpa.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so.
I'm my own Grandpa.
Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild, 'cause he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.
Now, if my wife is my grandmother, I am her grandchild,
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw:
As husband of my grandmama, I am my own Grandpa.
I'm my own Grandpa. I'm my own Grandpa.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so.
I'm my own Grandpa.
♪♪
Ralphs world does a wonderful version of that song. Of course, I wonder what their ulterior motive is for making it a song that kids lonve to sing and dance to?
Ugh.. I hate to admit this but it sounds way too much like my mother's side of the family. My grandmother married my step grandfather whos daughter from another marriage married my grandmothers brother whos second son married my mothers brothers wifes daughter from another marriage... blah blah blah.. None of it by blood but a whole headache trying to plot a family tree...
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