That's what we are calling her. She moved in almost two months ago, and is currently living on our livingroom floor with two out of control boys. I am about to lose my mind.
The plan was for her to get the state help she needs, and to strike out on her own. I thought it would be good for her to gain some independence and to provide some stability for the boys. Instead, she has charmed her bosses' son into eating out of her hand.
He owns a luxury boat, and she spends her weekends with him on the boat while her sister watches the boys.
She has somehow talked him into taking the boys so she can have some quiet time once in a while, and now she has him talked into buying a condo for them all to live in.
I know it is wrong, but I am secretly rooting for her, just so she gets out. I cant believe that any man can be so fu[/b]cking stupid and agree to so much, in so little time. At this moment, I truly regret letting her stay with us.
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People that put their personal lives above their kids sicken me.
I hope she dies
Ok, maybe that's a bit harsh
I hope she dies
Ok, maybe that's a bit harsh
So when you kicking her out? Its been awhile now
Yes, but you're getting some on the side....right??
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I'm sure she'll be knocking on your door again within a couple months.
My suggestion: Change your locks.
My suggestion: Change your locks.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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She moved in almost two months ago, and is currently living on our livingroom floor with two out of control boys
Made for a hell of an image and I pictured you sitting at a computer 10' away glaring at them
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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I first read this as "...rolling on our living room floor..."
You too huh?
She MUST be quite a good looking lady to convince a rich man to do all those things. I say you make her pay rent...with SEX!
Though your wife might not appreciate that...
Sane answer: Tell her she has 1 week to find a real job and to stop leaving her kids with you, or she'll be kicked out.
I thought you'd already given her da boot. Well, once again, conventional wisdom prevails. If she doesnt beat *** in a week, shoot her in the face, eat her kids, and beastphukk all of their souls. Then, hang their empty, slack, wasted skins from your flagpole to warn away any other future "houseguests".
-Nagafen
Edited, Wed Aug 10 11:41:36 2005 by Nagafen
-Nagafen
Edited, Wed Aug 10 11:41:36 2005 by Nagafen
((apologizes for the above post))
Not sure what that was all about....
-Nagafen
Not sure what that was all about....
-Nagafen
Well, as long as you have a ****** you don't need life skills. Right katie?
Naga needs a hug...not it!
Lord Nagafen wrote:
I thought you'd already given her da boot. Well, once again, conventional wisdom prevails. If she doesnt beat *** in a week, shoot her in the face, eat her kids, and beastphukk all of their souls. Then, hang their empty, slack, wasted skins from your flagpole to warn away any other future "houseguests".
Hang spent bullet cases from fishing line outside all the windows of your house.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I tried to hug Nagafen once, and all I got was a long run back to Lava Storm. 
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
AegisfangBattlehammer wrote:
People that put their personal lives above their kids sicken me.
I hope she dies
Ok, maybe that's a bit harsh
I hope she dies
Ok, maybe that's a bit harsh
Not really. They're probably better off.
His Excellency KakarSmakar wrote:
I'm sure she'll be knocking on your door again within a couple months.
My suggestion: Change your locks.
My suggestion: Change your locks.
I totally agree. It sounds as if this woman is exceptionally good at sucking the lifeblood out of people.
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So when you kicking her out? Its been awhile now
In all honesty if she can't get it together either with a man, or by herself in a month or so, I don't see it lasting much longer. It seems who I thought she was, and who she has turned out to be, are two different people. I will kick them both out.
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Yes, but you're getting some on the side....right??
All men are dogs this is true. But alas she has become such a loser to me, I can't even fantasize over her. I dont think she ever really was in my spank-to vision parade.
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I thought you'd already given her da boot. Well, once again, conventional wisdom prevails. If she doesnt beat *** in a week, shoot her in the face, eat her kids, and beastphukk all of their souls. Then, hang their empty, slack, wasted skins from your flagpole to warn away any other future "houseguests".
You're just bucking for promotion here. +1 for making my wife laugh out loud. If I ever let anyone stay with us again, I will allow each one of you to beat me senseless with a big rubber di[b]ck. [/b]
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If I ever let anyone stay with us again, I will allow each one of you to beat me senseless with a big rubber ****.
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I cant believe that any man can be so ******* stupid and agree to so much, in so little time.
Most men are suckers for the ole damsel in distress bit, regardless of their intentions towards said damsel.
How'd she wind up on your living room floor, again?
TStephens wrote:
How'd she wind up on your living room floor, again?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
His Excellency KakarSmakar wrote:
I'm sure she'll be knocking on your door again within a couple months.
My suggestion: Change your locks.
My suggestion: Change your locks.
I totally agree. It sounds as if this woman is exceptionally good at sucking the lifeblood out of people.
Sounds like she's sucking something alright....
I thought it, but decided against saying it. Darkflame, you dirty girl! 
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