...there are those transcendently bad days when you discover you've inadvertently married your own sister.
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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
/sings "I'm my own Grandpa!"
Edit to sound more caring: After reading the article, I couldn't even begin to imagine how it'd feel to have the love of your life torn away from you because she's your sister.
Edited again because I made a no no.
Edited, Tue Aug 9 14:48:02 2005 by Roller
Edit to sound more caring: After reading the article, I couldn't even begin to imagine how it'd feel to have the love of your life torn away from you because she's your sister.
Edited again because I made a no no.
Edited, Tue Aug 9 14:48:02 2005 by Roller
So what would you do?
Do you stop poking her now after all these years or continue like nothing is different?
I think I'd move at Alabama and forget it.
Do you stop poking her now after all these years or continue like nothing is different?
I think I'd move at Alabama and forget it.
"Sooo.... we can still make out, right?"
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Horrible movie, but damn is Heather Graham hot!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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The couple has four children, aged between 14 years and 14 months.
It's a little late now to be crying over spilt milk.
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Aude Sapere
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I say stay married for the childrens' sake but have sex on the side...unless they want to keep having sex with each other.
Where's Varrus to damn them to hell?
Where's Varrus to damn them to hell?
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It's a little late now to be crying over spilt milk.
Ugh, few thing could suck as bas as accidentally inbreeding.
AegisfangBattlehammer wrote:
So what would you do?
Do you stop poking her now after all these years or continue like nothing is different?
Do you stop poking her now after all these years or continue like nothing is different?
I think I would stop "porking" her. However, due to the trauma that I incurred, my sex life would then become more sick and twisted. At which point in time I would then probably start to “pork†her again.
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The couple has four children, aged between 14 years and 14 months.
Well, they don't state any genetic problems with the 4 children, does this mean it has been a farce about mating with a blood relative?
/runs off to find her brother
ROFL
"Don't you think it's about time those two started dating?"
"That's a horrible idea. Their rooms are right next to each other; next thing you know they'll be having sex!"
Well, maybe I would have, but now you ruined it!
"That's a horrible idea. Their rooms are right next to each other; next thing you know they'll be having sex!"
Roller wrote:
Anyone else read "Ender's Saga" where Ouanda and Miro, two love struck teenagers, find out through Ender's speech that they are related by father? Very very sad story.
Well, maybe I would have, but now you ruined it!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
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Well, maybe I would have, but now you ruined it!
Fu[b][/b]ck Sorry!
a few times and you'll forget all about it. It's not THAT huge of a plot giveaway anyway, but I'll delete it for future readers.This almost happened to me. When I began dating my girlfriend, her mom was getting a divorce.
My father, who had divorced my mother years ago, took an interest in my girlfriends' mom. They became quite an item for a time, and we thought they might want to get married.
That would have left me dating my sister in law. I always joke privately with my wife that we married to aviod becoming brother and sister.
My family tree would have gone straight up, as per a Jeff Foxworthy joke.
My father, who had divorced my mother years ago, took an interest in my girlfriends' mom. They became quite an item for a time, and we thought they might want to get married.
That would have left me dating my sister in law. I always joke privately with my wife that we married to aviod becoming brother and sister.
My family tree would have gone straight up, as per a Jeff Foxworthy joke.
Wasn't this a Veronica Mars plot.
Jennifer Aniston naked (great a[b][/b]ss) - Thank you DSD.
Some hot model with a wierd nose - Thank you Katie.
A picture of very nice breasts in a white lace bra - Thank you DVeight.
Avatars keep getting better and better these days
Some hot model with a wierd nose - Thank you Katie.
A picture of very nice breasts in a white lace bra - Thank you DVeight.
Avatars keep getting better and better these days
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Jennifer Aniston naked (great ***) - Thank you DSD.
Some hot model with a wierd nose - Thank you Katie.
A picture of very nice breasts in a white lace bra - Thank you DVeight.
Some hot model with a wierd nose - Thank you Katie.
A picture of very nice breasts in a white lace bra - Thank you DVeight.
What about my giant worm?
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
So, are those kids they had, uh..special?
And I think it's not a white lace bra, but rather an inverted image. Hard to tell, though it certainly looks like one. The cleavage shadows make me doubtful. I'll have to examine them further.
And I think it's not a white lace bra, but rather an inverted image. Hard to tell, though it certainly looks like one. The cleavage shadows make me doubtful. I'll have to examine them further.
Lord xythex wrote:
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Jennifer Aniston naked (great ***) - Thank you DSD.
Some hot model with a wierd nose - Thank you Katie.
A picture of very nice breasts in a white lace bra - Thank you DVeight.
Some hot model with a wierd nose - Thank you Katie.
A picture of very nice breasts in a white lace bra - Thank you DVeight.
What about my giant worm?
That worm rocks!
VVillow wrote:
And I think it's not a white lace bra, but rather an inverted image. Hard to tell, though it certainly looks like one. The cleavage shadows make me doubtful. I'll have to examine them further.
Dark Elf boobies, duh!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
D-Dark
E-Elf
B-Boobies
A-Always
L-Look
I-Incredibly
C-Cleaved
Hmmm....
E-Elf
B-Boobies
A-Always
L-Look
I-Incredibly
C-Cleaved
Hmmm....
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