The only fantasies I have these days are ones where I'm alone for days on end. No child, no husband, and lots of money.
It'll never happen.
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Mistress Nadenu wrote:
The only fantasies I have these days are ones where I'm alone for days on end. No child, no husband, and lots of money.
It'll never happen.
It'll never happen.
Same as Nadenu, except for the husband and child bit.
Ok let me paint a picture...you get some grass, a pair of scissors, some wire and ducktape, a cow, a goat, some Dr. Pepper, some maple sryup, Jessica Alba, a hamburger, and 3 pounds of butter. I'll let your imagination do the rest.
Havent finished my book yet, close, but not yet
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
The only fantasies I have these days are ones where I'm alone for days on end. No child, no husband, and lots of money.
It'll never happen.
It'll never happen.
seconded.
All of my fantasies have materialised.
Few came close to expectation.
But one or two did
Few came close to expectation.
But one or two did
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
A nice star lite night in the pasture with my dearest.
Almost happened once but the farmer saw me and called the police. Sad really, he doesn't love his herd like I do.
Edited, Sat Aug 6 20:09:57 2005 by AegisfangBattlehammer
Almost happened once but the farmer saw me and called the police. Sad really, he doesn't love his herd like I do.
Edited, Sat Aug 6 20:09:57 2005 by AegisfangBattlehammer
The One and Only Katie wrote:
... mine is still sex on a blanket in a forrest during the rain.
I recommend the pacific coast redwoods. Even in mid-summer, in the early hours of the morning, mist rolls in and condenses in the upper branches and drips down the hundreds of feet. The forest floor is soft and the temperature, even in these hours, is very moderate.
I fantasize about a future where no one goes hungry, where no parent will worry that to give their child a decent life they have to sacrifice their career, where all work is meaningful and virtue is more valued then money.
A wild night at the playboy mansion.
With women. They're all STD free, right?
With women. They're all STD free, right?
I fantasize that one day I'll know what I should be doing with my life.
yossarian wrote:
I fantasize about a future where no one goes hungry, where no parent will worry that to give their child a decent life they have to sacrifice their career, where all work is meaningful and virtue is more valued then money.
I like Star Trek too.
Ouch, Weebs!
True, but ouch!
I like Star Trek three.
True, but ouch!
I like Star Trek three.
I want a chick to take a dump on my chest and then rub it in like sun screen.
Sex, with Janel D'amassa, in the shower. Unfortunatly, she has a boyfriend, she only dates jackasses, and I'm not goign to see her again after I go to college, oh well.
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
The only fantasies I have these days are ones where I'm alone for days on end. No child, no husband, and lots of money.
It'll never happen.
It'll never happen.
seconded.
Sure, it can happen, all you need is some life insurance and a good hitman. I only charge 5%
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Back when I used to have fantasies, I would fantasize about a teenage Traci Lords sitting naked in my lap.
My closest thing to a fantasy now is daydreaming about what retirement will be like. That will happen if it kills me.
My closest thing to a fantasy now is daydreaming about what retirement will be like. That will happen if it kills me.
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I would fantasize about a teenage Traci Lords sitting naked in my lap.
Ahhh the memories!
I still remember the day they discovered she was under age and pulled all her movies off the shelves, I cried.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Ok, I'm bored and its Friday. Whats the one fantasy you still have not brought to reality yet?
Sex with teh Katie. The Fiesty women are always better in teh bed.
Proroc, Eater of Souls wrote:
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Ok, I'm bored and its Friday. Whats the one fantasy you still have not brought to reality yet?
Sex with teh Katie. The Fiesty women are always better in teh bed.
Guess you dont have to worry about herpes
Katie does seem pretty kinky doesn't she? We need some pics of her in some ********** outfit I think.
Either she's kinky or really really sex starved and horney because her SO is fighting the war...either way, call me!
Either she's kinky or really really sex starved and horney because her SO is fighting the war...either way, call me!
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Either she's kinky or really really sex starved and horney because her SO is fighting the war
Maybe she's both?
She's none. It's just a facade :p
But seriously, the quiet mousy geeky nerdy bookworm is usuallu the feisty one in bed.
The supposedly kinky and feisty one is the submissive cold fish :p
No offence. Just what I see in my line of work. :)
But seriously, the quiet mousy geeky nerdy bookworm is usuallu the feisty one in bed.
The supposedly kinky and feisty one is the submissive cold fish :p
No offence. Just what I see in my line of work. :)
Fantasy-- A whole day devoted to sex.
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