**** Virginians.Follow

I just moved to California from virgina 2 years ago and I just realized this, I hate Virginia and it's people. Honest to God Virginia sucks hairy dirty gorilla co[/b]ck 7 days a week 24 hours a day, its humid, it's hot, and when its not it's stormy cold, and cloudy.

Whats worse than the weather is it's people, I swear to you Virginians will be the first people to join the armies of the Antichrist. Every time I go somewhere in Virginia some fat bi[b]tch soccer mom stares at me like I've come from your local freak show, What's worse is I know what they're fu[/b]cking thinking: "Uh-oh, that's a mighty big teenager, could he be in a Gang or something? I better move my purse because he might wanna take it, Oh Lord please dont let me end up like that Natalee Holloway girl. Oh lord, oh lord, oh lord, lord, oh lord, god, jesus, saviour, lord messiah, prince of peace, lord, lord lord." Fu[b]ck you you stupid hick bi[/b]tch, im sick of your dead fu[b]cking eyes looking at me all the time.

And knowing how I feel I fell ten times worse for black people. Virginians are rascist ***[/b]holes, you know when you're at a football game with your girlfriend, and a black man walks by and she starts squeezing your arm real tight? Yeah, thats Virginian Racism.

Virginians are fu[b]cking herd animals too, they're ignorant and stupid and believe everything they hear. They watch the Fox News Channel like its the gospel being spoken from God himself. They believe all this fu[/b]cking sh[b]it they hear about terrorists, rapists, murderers, lyme disease, and that othger media hype fu[/b]cking bullsh[b]it. Virginians are the kind've people who don't go to Aruba ever in their lifetime because of what they Heard about Natalee Holloway, or hear about shark attacks in motherfu[/b]cking Australia and don't let their kids go swimming at the beach.

Virginians are the most corn-fed bible-thumping di[b]ckheads I've ever met, I went to church with my Grandma and the preacher started telling us that anger, fear, and other basic emotions are "evil spirits", right ***[/b]hole, the local witch is summoning lustful spirits to take over our minds and make us go to hell, we need to find her and burn her.

Virginians are hicks, they still believe in evil spirits, satan, witches and other such bullsh[b]it, and when they aren't in their houses repeatedly praying to get away from that, they're at their local Wal-mart shopping their gfat sweaty redneck asses off and losing their breath pushing the grocery cart. Speaking of Wal-Mart, I never see attractive or succesful people work or shop at Wal-Mart, I dont even see attractive or successful people within miles of Wal-Mart, Hell, I don't hear attractive or successful people even mutter the phrase "Wal-mart", yes, its true, Wal-Mart is for fat hicks.

Also, they eat fast food all the time, which is probably why theyre all so fat and ugly, I once went to a Wendy's there and this fat ugly bi[/b]tch had all these sores and wounds on her arms that were flaky and pu[b]ssy and gross, and she was scratching them in front of everyone. Fu[/b]cking nasty.


So to sum it up; Virginia is a steaming pile of sh[b]it and I hate it, never go there, ever.

THE END



Edited, Thu Aug 4 19:14:11 2005 by Nabraben

Wow.

That was awesome.

Edited, Thu Aug 4 19:00:48 2005 by DodoBird

Hey Katie, did you lose scholar again?

It's good to know that there's a yin to my yang. I feel exactly the same way about California.

Well, I've lived in Virginia my whole life and I like it, so there. When I was in high school I used to hate it and probably said pretty similiar things, so I assume you're still living with your parents? I've been to CA and really just didn't like it, it was so...bland, ugly, dirty? I really think it's what part of the state you're in though.

And what's wrong with Wal-mart! besides the employee's and customers of course. It's open 24 hours and has everything! Nothing like getting a movie, vacuum cleaner bag, and pizza at 3 am.

Virginia obviously isn't as big as California, but its still ****** up to generalize it with blanket statements. For that matter, it still wouldnt be acceptable to generalize Maine despite its size. I've also lived in VA my entire life and I love it here. The OP is right about the weather though.. Summers are hot and humid, and winters are generally mild and rainy, or cold and dry.

Virginia has good and bad qualities, just like every other place on Earth (but not the moon.. only good things up there, from what I hear). You can find ****** weather and racism anywhere, and you can also find enjoyable qualities if you look hard enough.

I can appreciate the history of Virginia. I live in James City County, which used to be Jamestown, and the Yorktown battlefields (where the Revolutionary War ended) are 10 minutes away. If history isn't your thing, then obviously this means **** to you.

But regardless, don't say all Virginians suck because your some punk-*** kid with a stick up your ***. Maybe your the one who really sucks and everyone else is just reacting.

Whoooosh

I grew up in Maryland, and our neighbors to the south never ceased to reinforce the common perception that they "Suck hairy dirty gorilla ****, 7 days a week, 24 hours a day."

Now that I've lived in Massachusetts for 5 years, I have a new neighbor that reminds me of Virginia... Upstate New York.

Don't get me wrong, there ARE bastions of civilization mixed in with the sheep-humping yokels in upstate NY, but there aren't enough to save the area from my ire.

Also, how has no one brought up Texas??? They've always wanted to be their own country, so why don't let them on the condition they take Dubya back?

That was a fun read.

And to the person who wrote:Go to hell.

Ahem, GreatBadger, I don't know what skin you're using to view this forum, but for many of us, you are displaying your inability to properly break the swear filter.

Nice job, fuc[b][/b]knut. See how that works?