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#28 Jul 28 2005 at 4:19 PM Rating: Decent
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tarv of the Seven Seas wrote:
- Anyone who calls football:- Soccer.
Harrumph

Being of northern English stock, Football is played 15-a-side with an egg shaped ball. Southern shandy-swilling sausage-jockeys may call it 'Rugby', but they know that not of which they speak.

Soccer is played by 11-a-side girl-guides

But if you're referring to the Ameh'cuhn ghey version where they need fu[i][/i]cking body-armour and carpet instead of grass, stop every 3 paces for a Commercial Break and a woman exposing her breast is not considered part of the game, I'm with you.
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#29 Jul 28 2005 at 4:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Being of northern English stock, Football is played 15-a-side with an egg shaped ball.
If you where REAL northern Stock Nobby it would be 13 players not 15.
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#30 Jul 28 2005 at 4:32 PM Rating: Decent
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tarv of the Seven Seas wrote:
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Being of northern English stock, Football is played 15-a-side with an egg shaped ball.
If you where REAL northern Stock Nobby it would be 13 players not 15.
2nd Harrumph!

Grammar schools only recognised Rugby Union. Rugby League was for those naasty smelly boys from working claass estates!

(Rugby League is too much like Gridiron to be recognised as a sport)
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#31 Jul 28 2005 at 4:40 PM Rating: Default
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Well i suppose that just shows my counsil estate backgound doesn't it Smiley: grin
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#32 Jul 28 2005 at 4:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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1. People who argue tedious fine points of obscure sports on this thread.

2. People who use "like" as a hesitation.

3. People who can't seem to share sidewalk space with others.

3a.People who slow down or stop on the sidewalk suddenly and for no discernible reason.

3b.People who insist on walking side by side by side during rush hour, and can't comprehend that they might need to break formation.
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#33 Jul 28 2005 at 4:46 PM Rating: Decent
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tarv of the Seven Seas wrote:
Well i suppose that just shows my counsil estate backgound doesn't it Smiley: grin
Smiley: lol

Ahh, you see how life plays tricks!

You grow up in a council estate and end up as a respected member of Her Majesty's Senior Service.

I grow up struggling through a snobby grammar school being ripped to pieces for wearing hand-me-downs three sizes too big and having no **** in me trousers and end up Scum! Smiley: grin


But I got to play Rugby! RAWR!!!

I'm not sure which one of us got butt-fu[i][/i]cked by life.

I suspect it's me! Smiley: banghead
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#34 Jul 28 2005 at 5:12 PM Rating: Default
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But I got to play Rugby! RAWR!!!
I squeezed my way into the Lancs under 15's RLeague squad with none other than Andy Farrell.

He was about 6'4" at 16, scary.

i never got to play for Lancs because i snapped a tendon in my ankle about a month before the start of the season.
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#35 Jul 28 2005 at 5:31 PM Rating: Good
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People who cuddle their animals like babies
But . . . but . . . it's as close as I'm gonna get! Besides, it annoys the hell out of my crabby old cat, which amuses me no end.
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#36 Jul 28 2005 at 5:34 PM Rating: Decent
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But I got to play Rugby! RAWR!!!
I squeezed my way into the Lancs under 15's RLeague squad with none other than Andy Farrell.
Okay.

I still mainatn that RL is ghey, but. . .

Smiley: bowdown
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#37Driftwood, Posted: Jul 28 2005 at 6:43 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) ...GFY
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#38 Jul 28 2005 at 10:26 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
-People who cuddle their animals like babies

What if the animal is a baby? Like my little kitten...I'll hold her down in my arms, roll her over on her back and blow on her tummy!
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#39 Jul 28 2005 at 11:04 PM Rating: Default
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People who say that rugby is a sport for pussies.


Do you actually know people like this?

True I've only played Rugby for 2 years (I'm in high school, sue me) but I've never heard someone say that. It's always, "Are you crazy?" or "That's a sport, right?" /sigh That's what I get for being in America.
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#40 Jul 28 2005 at 11:17 PM Rating: Good
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Commercial Break and a woman exposing her breast


This should be part of every sports event, not just football.

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#41 Jul 29 2005 at 1:53 AM Rating: Decent
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-Any pathetic low-life that thinks holding a Superpower's citizenship qualifies him/her to critisize Nations and Civilizations that he/she has no real idea about.

-People who think being laid-back and "apathetic" towards current issues is "kewl".

-People who think that wearing anything but Baggy pants makes you "gay".

-Women who are under the constant presumption that any man speaking to her for the first time is basically hitting on her (regardless of the topic). Then she resorts to the "hard-to-get" scenario.

-Men who do the above.

-Radiologists (I'm a Doctor), what's the use of these people?!

-Mime performers.

-People who see the world around them as either "American" or "Un-American".

-Teasers ....... either mean the signals and go for it. Or don't send them out in the first place.

-Pundits that hijack every possible logical discourse, concerning any contemporary (or historical) issue by turning it into a Lib Vs. Con feud. Like Ann Coulter the @#$@%@!!
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#42 Jul 29 2005 at 7:17 AM Rating: Good
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-People who walk so incredibly slow infront of you when you have places to be and only a 30 minute lunch/dinner break from work to do so.

-People ahead of you in line who order 17 footlong sub sandwhiches when all you want is a 6 inch meatball marinara, and you only have a 30 minute lunch/dinner break.

-People who don't understand that buying a ticket for one movie and seeing another is STEALING.

-People who act like it's appaling that you can't bring recording devices into a movie theater.

-People who think that just because they're locals, we'll treat them better than the tourists when it comes to general conduct.
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#43 Jul 29 2005 at 7:20 AM Rating: Decent
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Chand wrote:

-People who don't understand that buying a ticket for one movie and seeing another is STEALING.

-People who act like it's appaling that you can't bring recording devices into a movie theater.


Fu[b][/b]ck Corporate America, and GFY.

Edited, Fri Jul 29 08:29:12 2005 by FourthReich
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#44 Jul 29 2005 at 7:31 AM Rating: Decent
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- Teens who think that everything and anything MTV portrays is in any sense real! (no not just The Real World)

- Bar Tenders that can not poor a proper Pint because they are too busy flirting and or chatting with friends.

- Middle-aged stay at home women in big ol SUVs spending their husbands money and tieing up traffic because they "had to take the call, I am sorry I smashed into your car."
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#45 Jul 29 2005 at 7:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Soracloud Quick Hands wrote:

- Middle-aged stay at home women in big ol SUVs spending their husbands money and tieing up traffic because they "had to take the call, I am sorry I smashed into your car."


Something tells me(by the detail of the post) that someone had a... ahem experiance with this problem.
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#46 Jul 29 2005 at 8:01 AM Rating: Good
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People who hate emo for no reason at all


I don't hate emo kids for no reason. I hate fake people, though, and well...emo kids falls under THAT category.

"God my life sucks..." said the emo kid as he walks towards his mercedes benz his mommy bought him...the bi[b][/b]tch.


One thing I really hate, though?

Whistling. Smiley: banghead

Sometimes I can handle it...but most of the time it aggravates me to no end. Nothing pisses me off more than me working in the warehouse while my boss is dictating like a conductor where which carton goes where...and as I'm lifting heavy boxes he starts to whistle...

I'd kill him if it was legal. Smiley: motz
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#47 Jul 29 2005 at 8:09 AM Rating: Decent
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I'd kill him if it was legal.


It is only illegal if you get caught Smiley: sly

As for whistling, never really bothered me now people rubbing their fingers together, not snapping, just the sound when dry skin rubs against dry skin, drives me outta my head. Smiley: banghead
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#48 Jul 29 2005 at 1:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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#49 Jul 29 2005 at 1:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
Verizon

AMEN!! Smiley: bowdown
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#50 Jul 29 2005 at 6:26 PM Rating: Good
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I loathe the body of people who decided Extreme!!! was the only acceptable superlative left in the english language.
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#51 Jul 29 2005 at 6:39 PM Rating: Decent
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and as I'm lifting heavy boxes he starts to whistle...



I had a boss that did this, I fixed him good by chewing gum very obnixiously, Blowing bubbles and twirling it on my finger.
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