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#1 Jul 28 2005 at 2:57 PM Rating: Good
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Who should be first up against the wall?

Not individuals or celebrities. I'm thinking about generic groups or professions who deserve to die horribly.

My personal "Undesirables for Liquidation" list would include:

  • Team-Building Workshop 'Facilitators'
  • Cold-Call Telesales Operatives
  • People who say "Aww. Bless!"
  • People who see you walk indoors ****-wet through and ask "Is it raining?"
  • Anyone who ever thought that going on the Gerry Springer Show was a good way of putting their life back in order
  • Anyone with the word "Assistant" or "Deputy" in their job title
  • Traffic Wardens (obviously)
  • Image Consultants
  • Couples who publish an online wedding list where all the gifts cost the GDP of a Small European Republic


    • Wow! Until I started typing that I didn't realise how much HATE I'm holding inside!
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    #2 Jul 28 2005 at 3:02 PM Rating: Good
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    -Women who pay more than $100 for handbags
    -People who cuddle their animals like babies
    -Mary Kay consultants
    -Mormons
    -People who can't talk without smiling and in a singsong voice, even when telling you about a recent death in their family
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    #3 Jul 28 2005 at 3:05 PM Rating: Good
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    The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
    -People who can't talk without smiling and in a singsong voice, even when telling you about a recent death in their family
    Good one! I forgot the Welsh!
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    #4 Jul 28 2005 at 3:06 PM Rating: Good
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    Anyone with the word "Assistant" or "Deputy" in their job title


    So the assistant deputy is really screwed.
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    #5 Jul 28 2005 at 3:08 PM Rating: Good
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    PottyMouth wrote:
    The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
    -People who can't talk without smiling and in a singsong voice, even when telling you about a recent death in their family
    Good one! I forgot the Welsh!
    Oooh! We can do whole countries? El Salvador!!
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    #6 Jul 28 2005 at 3:08 PM Rating: Good
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    -Guidance Counsellors
    -Television Press
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    #7 Jul 28 2005 at 3:09 PM Rating: Default
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    #8 Jul 28 2005 at 3:12 PM Rating: Decent
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    -People who think driving on the highway is a good time to eat thier full course breakfast or put on make-up.
    - Those who believe a word containing more than one syllable is a fairytale of the rich.
    - Men who rape innocent women rather than scrounging up 25 dollars to go pay for a local *****.
    - Police officers who abuse thier power.
    - Pretty much any Politican.
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    #9 Jul 28 2005 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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    Proroc, Eater of Souls wrote:
    -People who think driving on the highway is a good time to eat thier full course breakfast or put on make-up.

    Uh-oh!
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    #10 Jul 28 2005 at 3:16 PM Rating: Decent
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    - Couples that sit next to each other in a booth instead of across from each other. You're really not that cute....

    -People who drive slow in the "car pool" lane.

    -People who ride on their brake

    -People who use the "baby" voice in public
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    People who call each other "Babe" every time they converse.

    "Babe, can you pass the chicken?"

    "Babe, where did you put the *****?"


    Argh!!




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    #12 Jul 28 2005 at 3:23 PM Rating: Decent
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    AegisfangBattlehammer wrote:

    "Babe, where did you put the *****?"


    Argh!!


    I am guessing this was in regards to conversations with an EX and not conversations with your boss?.

    Well unless you work in the **** or sex toy industry!

    Edited, Thu Jul 28 16:23:18 2005 by Proroc
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    #13 Jul 28 2005 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
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    Well unless you work in the **** or sex toy industry!


    Oh, to dream......

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    #14 Jul 28 2005 at 3:28 PM Rating: Good
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  • People who use the words "dude" and "totally" more than once in a sentence.
  • People who pop the collar of their shirt(s).
  • People who think that Dashboard Confessional is good music.

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    #15 Jul 28 2005 at 3:36 PM Rating: Decent
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    Anyone with the word "Assistant" or "Deputy" in their job title


    Good thing I got promoted, I would have been done for! YOWZZAA!
    BOOINNNG! THUNNKK! AWWWUUUUGGGAA! THHPPPTT! And the rest of them.

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    #16 Jul 28 2005 at 3:38 PM Rating: Good
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    People who don't use turn signals.
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    #17 Jul 28 2005 at 3:41 PM Rating: Decent
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    - people who refer to themselves as EMO or being EMO...

    - anyone who sends "Family Photo" christmas cards to everyone they friggin know.

    - Ex-smokers (tobacco, not weed)

    - anyone who reguarly drinks hot tea.
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    #18 Jul 28 2005 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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    Overlord Demea wrote:
  • People who use the words "dude" and "totally" more than once in a sentence.


    • OMG dude, I can soooo totally relate, dude!
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    #19 Jul 28 2005 at 3:46 PM Rating: Decent
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    People who talk during a movie.

    Richard Simmons.

    The entire "Emo" movement.

    Tom Cruise, and the entire "Church of Scientology".

    Al-Qaeda.

    Sammy Bin Laden and friends.
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    jrmayii wrote:

    - anyone who sends "Family Photo" christmas cards to everyone they friggin know.


    What if it's not your family and you just send them to fuck with people. They open them up and are like "Who the fuck are these people?"
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    RedjedBlue wrote:

    Richard Simmons.

    Tom Cruise, and the entire "Church of Scientology.


    Smiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lol


    Edited, Thu Jul 28 16:47:44 2005 by Proroc
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    #23 Jul 28 2005 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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  • People that say "Sure is a hot one today."
  • Anyone that comes to my store and rents The Pacifier or Man of the House.
  • Bobby Knight and anyone that supports him
  • Guys who get in barfights

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    #24 Jul 28 2005 at 4:01 PM Rating: Decent
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    - Old people who believe that thier age automaticly means they should be respected.

    - Manchester City "fans" that somehow believe that everyone who lives in Manchester supports the blue 10th despite clear evidence to the contary.

    - Anyone who calls football:- Soccer.

    - Vegatarians who harp on about how good bacon smells.

    - Tax men.
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    #25 Jul 28 2005 at 4:06 PM Rating: Good
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    Anyone who calls football:- Soccer.


    There goes the entire US of A. Next time Germany starts bombing you, you're on your own.

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    There goes the entire US of A. Next time Germany starts bombing you, you're on your own.
    For that one i'd join the bloody Germans.

    Any nations that calls a game "foot"ball when the primary method of movement is to carry or throw it.

    Has no right to invent a new word of a game that atually uses the feet to propel the ball, end of.
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